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Joan Does Glamour

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,637
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    I sure am.

    I expect this powerful, compelling piece of television to win Ms Collins a BAFTA.
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    tinmantinman Posts: 3,938
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    JC in primark.:D
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    cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    a few laps with the facecloth:D:eek::D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 196
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    Its fabulous!! a bit of camp light hearted fun with Queen Joan
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    Off_the_hook13Off_the_hook13 Posts: 17,284
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    I'm watching it. :D

    Joan Collins in Primark. LOL. :p
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    square_eyessquare_eyes Posts: 7,559
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    She chose the wrong supermarket, should have gone to Asda, you get a better class of chav there.

    Honestly, she thought bananas sold for 67p each. :eek:
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    nick202nick202 Posts: 9,919
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    Oh dear, this is car crash TV
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,637
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    Joan: "How much are bananas?"
    Hag: "68p"
    Joan: "Each?"

    Hahaha...it's like in Arrested Development when Lucille doesn't know the cost of a banana!

    Joan approaches a woman in a fleece jacket in the supermarket -

    "I don't wish to be rude, but fleece should be on sheep"

    :D
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    tinmantinman Posts: 3,938
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    nick202 wrote: »
    Oh dear, this is car crash TV

    Good though.:D
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    SaturnSaturn Posts: 18,971
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    How on earth is Joan 76??
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    No WayNo Way Posts: 264
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    She's so patronising.
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    Callum CollumCallum Collum Posts: 4,184
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    Where has The Fixer got to?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,637
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    Harry Hill is going to need to add a half hour to his show to deal with this.
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    hopeandfaith06hopeandfaith06 Posts: 17,135
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    Does anyone know the music they keep playing before the ads? I know it from somewhere but can't think what it is.
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    The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    What on earth does this ghastly hag think she can teach anyone about glamour? She has that much polyfilla on her face, B&Q must be reaching a shortage. I suspect she gets up at 3.30 every morning to trowel that face on.

    Hideous.
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    holyfreakinmolyholyfreakinmoly Posts: 201
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    I feel for the women on this program..........JC is making a fools of them. I didnt realise she was so stuck up. Joan lives in lala land...
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    No WayNo Way Posts: 264
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    From Denver to Plymouth how the mighty have fallen.

    If she's doing this kind of crap for ITV she must be scrapping the barrell i suppose it does keep her in the public eye.Her sister Jackie was on This Morning today she was just as bad .Phil and Holly had a teasmade :rolleyes:not sure what that was all about when they offered her a cup she was horrified.
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    holyfreakinmolyholyfreakinmoly Posts: 201
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    No Way wrote: »
    From Denver to Plymouth how the mighty have fallen.

    Her sister Jackie was on This Morning today she was just as bad .Phil and Holly had a teasmade :rolleyes:not sure what that was all about when they offered her a cup she was horrified.

    :D LOL I seen that, who the bliddy hell do they think they are?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 499
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    What a bunch of cynical bastards you are! It's refreshing to watch some light hearted and uplifting TV.

    So, people shouldn't make an effort anymore? I've seen some shockingly sloppy dressed men and women out in public...

    I bet if a 21st century version of Dallas or Dynasty was made you'd watch it...
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    Off_the_hook13Off_the_hook13 Posts: 17,284
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    I thought it was a good show, enjoyed watching it. :D

    Quite like Joan Collins too. :p
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    floopy123floopy123 Posts: 6,003
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    People shouldn't knock Joan Collins. After all, she did star in Empire of the Ants - a film about giant ants taking over the world.

    :p:p:p
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    Captain BirdseiCaptain Birdsei Posts: 1,409
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    Good programme. Take note ladies. You don't need to let yourselves go and look like frumps.
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    No WayNo Way Posts: 264
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    In reply to "cynical bastards"

    Now now Joanie get to bed and remove your make up you have tw hrs love and mind your language my girl .
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    floopy123floopy123 Posts: 6,003
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDK3IT29uoQ

    Perhaps Joan can do make overs for giant ants. :p
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    Captain BirdseiCaptain Birdsei Posts: 1,409
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    Joan. I still would.
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