Fave Bad Girls Quotes
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Hi everyone, I thought I'd start a thread on the best ever Bad Girls quotes, with my favourite ones including:
Fenner: Morning Maam
Helen: Please Jim, I'm not the bloody queen
Hollamby: Now just get in the car and keep your legs together
Fenner: You've really blown it now Shell
Shell: Do you want another poke in the pudding? Cause don't push me right, cause there's plenty of sharp left
Yvonne: What's the point? You lot wouldn't know a bent officer if he was halfway up your arse
Karen: Neil wants the whole wing off lockdown
Hollamby: Well, I suppose all good things must come to an end
Neil: What?
Selena: I've found Yvonne Atkins
Phyl: (spotting Neil) By your beds, here's Gaylord
Post your favourite quotes here
Sorry if it has been repeated!!!!!
Fenner: Morning Maam
Helen: Please Jim, I'm not the bloody queen
Hollamby: Now just get in the car and keep your legs together
Fenner: You've really blown it now Shell
Shell: Do you want another poke in the pudding? Cause don't push me right, cause there's plenty of sharp left
Yvonne: What's the point? You lot wouldn't know a bent officer if he was halfway up your arse
Karen: Neil wants the whole wing off lockdown
Hollamby: Well, I suppose all good things must come to an end
Neil: What?
Selena: I've found Yvonne Atkins
Phyl: (spotting Neil) By your beds, here's Gaylord
Post your favourite quotes here
Sorry if it has been repeated!!!!!
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Helen: SIT IN THAT CHAIR!!
Nikki:bet u wish it was electric!
Lorna – “Lucky you.”
Bodybag – “I am Lorna, I've been salivering all day.”
Al – "They think Scottish means smack head."
Tina – "And Mormon means hot chocolate?"
Arun – “Yeah, I might have a part for you, you can play Dwarf Noncey if you like
Bev: "Looks like the Terminator in drag"
Tina and Bev on Joy Masterston's arrival on G Wing
"I'm the top bird in this cage!"
Joy Masterston, making her mark on Larkhall
Nikki – “I want to see her!”
Gina – “Yeah? Well I want Ricky Martin in my shower every morning but life’s a bitch like that.”
but to be honest nearly everything gina said had me in stiches, especially the one about mistaken identity - and im britney spears!!
Frances Myers to the Costa Cons (Phyl & Bev)
yvonne: not uness you age at the speed of light
Phyl: abandon all hope all ye who enter here
nikki: im fine, i'm bloody marvellous being locked up in here 24 hours a day
And some of Sylvia's lines to Neil in series 4 when she was trying to impress him were hilarious
Yvonne Atkins: Not half as as many years as you.
Cassie Tyler: I'm not in the habit of ballsing things up.
Barbara Hunt: In here on holiday, are you?
Yvonne Atkins: I'd rather trust a nonce in a playground than you, Fenner.
Denny Blood: Oi, posh bitch. Is "arseholes" all one word?
Monica Lindsey: No, it's hyphenated. As in "arse-licker"
Jim Fenner: Ah, but you see, I blame you Helen, cause everytime I walk in here, I have to face the evil cow who came that far away from killing me.
Helen Stewart: Well, let's hope the next time she's *that* much luckier.
Sylvia Hollamby: I've been in this job too long...
Nikki Wade: 50 years, now is it?
Sylvia Hollamby: All right, lets have you.
Nikki Wade: In your dreams, love.
Sylvia Hollamby: This man's a drug dealer. Or a gigolo. Possibly both!
Darlene Cake: You must got to let me smoke da wisdom weed or you is oppressin' me!
Sylvia Hollamby: Tull... Beverly.
Bev Tull: Hollamby... Bodybag.
Yvonne – “Osama Bin Laden…as far as Fenner’s concerned.”
Kris – “Lost your woof…mate?”
Shell: "I ain't a tin of friggin' peas"
"If anythin' happens to her, I'll cut your tits off!"
Bodybag: What Are you talking about? Had what in me?
Denny: Bobby's Sausage by the look of it!
(bodybag rips porno picture off the wall)
Bodybag: Who did this?
Yvonne: Mind you, he is an undertaker isn't he! Knows all about burying stiffs!
When Pat was holding the nun hostage, Neil comes running in and one of the costa's said, "if this is the calvary, the old dears snuffed it"
Soo funny the way the costa's deliever their lines
"You tinks you so big an' importont in yo costume, you is a sista !
that's the right quote!
Darlene's first ever appearance when complaining of the
ride in the prison van to Colin Hedges
(i cant remember what series it was in though! maybe BG4)
"hair like a rat's nest"
What is it with you Stewart? you just look at a murderer and go moist!