Barbed wire round the dvd player ( so no-one can interfere with my viewing pleasure ) ...check !
Bolt on livingroom door ( so no-one can get in therefore ruining my viewing pleasure )...check!
Window blind down and curtains drawn so no-one can see in ( therefore seeing me act like a numptie , which will seriously ruin my viewing pleasure ) ....check !
Comfy chair and footstool placed in front of the tv ( therefore enhancing my viewing pleasure )....check!
Barbed wire round the dvd player ( so no-one can interfere with my viewing pleasure ) ...check !
Bolt on livingroom door ( so no-one can get in therefore ruining my viewing pleasure )...check!
Window blind down and curtains drawn so no-one can see in ( therefore seeing me act like a numptie , which will seriously ruin my viewing pleasure ) ....check !
Comfy chair and footstool placed in front of the tv ( therefore enhancing my viewing pleasure )....check!
.....All sorted...when do we start ?
you forgot snacks...popcorn and biscuits, no need for cheese, Andre will supply that in large doses:D;)
oh my...trying to corner another market for male single parents, maybe his ex might have done one for the female single parents:D is there nothing he and his PR wont come up with to keep churning out dross articles?
What next? Pete's cookery school with his good friend Gino? :yawn:
I am surprised he hasn't brought out a diet book along with a fitness video - with Claires boyfriend/security guard/driver etc etc
oh gosh, I posted this 5 days ago and now he is saying he wants to do a fitness dvd!:eek::eek: Pete if you are reading my posts for suggestions on things to do in the future please consider the following:
Retirement asap....ditch the manager and cameras pronto
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:D:D
Barbed wire round the dvd player ( so no-one can interfere with my viewing pleasure ) ...check !
Bolt on livingroom door ( so no-one can get in therefore ruining my viewing pleasure )...check!
Window blind down and curtains drawn so no-one can see in ( therefore seeing me act like a numptie , which will seriously ruin my viewing pleasure ) ....check !
Comfy chair and footstool placed in front of the tv ( therefore enhancing my viewing pleasure )....check!
.....All sorted...when do we start ?
you forgot snacks...popcorn and biscuits, no need for cheese, Andre will supply that in large doses:D;)
oh gosh, I posted this 5 days ago and now he is saying he wants to do a fitness dvd!:eek::eek: Pete if you are reading my posts for suggestions on things to do in the future please consider the following:
Retirement asap....ditch the manager and cameras pronto