So, tell us girls!

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  • Lee_PerryLee_Perry Posts: 83
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    Haven't read through the entire thread, but I probably won't believe you anyway, because THIS:



    is what I think too :)

    And of course I must seem ancient to you, you've got your exams in May don't you? But I'm really not that old ;)

    That was quite clever M :D
    I'll have to watch you :D:D:D:D:D
  • Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,920
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    a woman has never had a kick the balls if she has she aint a woman
  • RegTheHedgeRegTheHedge Posts: 2,794
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    designer84 wrote: »
    Surely housework is woman's job though Lee? :rolleyes:

    Should be

    They do it a darn sight better!

    That's a hidden compliment fwiw :D
  • KJ44KJ44 Posts: 38,093
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    "Suffer, you're born to suffer"

    ;)
  • bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    What's it like to give birth?
    A bit like shelling peas after the first one isn't it :D:cry:

    It sounds horrendous, and despite your apparent bravado, I'd bet my house you wouldn't swap places with one about to give birth.
  • Lee_PerryLee_Perry Posts: 83
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    blueblade wrote: »
    It sounds horrendous, and despite your apparent bravado, I'd bet my house you wouldn't swap places with one about to give birth.

    I'd rather have a lobotomy but don't tell the girls that BB ;)
  • MRSgotobedMRSgotobed Posts: 3,851
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    I'm well known for coming too quick Mrs :D:D:D

    I don't doubt it.
  • PencilBreathPencilBreath Posts: 3,643
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    francie wrote: »
    But you're not funny.

    or interesting, clever or anything else for that matter. just banned.
  • The DoveThe Dove Posts: 1,221
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    Because they have registered multiple accounts in the last few days and forgot which one they are posting from.

    I run a forum with a large userbase and which uses the same vBulletin software as DS. We have a hack in place that sends a PM to say when a member is using the same machine to login to the forum as another who has an account on the site, which most of the time is due a PBU. We also have another setting where a new member who has just registered has their post go into a moderation queue if it trips certain keywords which suggest spam or an attempt to be up to no good. I'm surprised the admins here are not using something similar as it would take care of the attention seekers, trolls and spammers before anyone got to see their Jackanory stories and attempts to cause friction with contentious subjects.

    Since the hack relies on cookies it's easily circumvented.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,916
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    The Dove wrote: »
    Since the hack relies on cookies it's easily circumvented.

    Indeed, but it takes them a while to cotton on plus they often end up slipping up later on.
  • Funk YouFunk You Posts: 6,864
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    Indeed, but it takes them a while to cotton on plus they often end up slipping up later on.

    Plus changing IP addresses by disconnecting then re connecting again is another way people get round it.
  • CroctacusCroctacus Posts: 18,290
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    I'd rather have a lobotomy but don't tell the girls that BB ;)

    when did you have it done?
  • LakieLadyLakieLady Posts: 19,721
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    Taglet wrote: »
    Its hardly a walk in the park and not really a subject for juvenile sniggering.

    Absolutely not.

    I've never wanted kids so haven't had the experience but I've heard some awful accounts of the process.

    One of my friends tore so badly (despite being cut) that she still had trouble sitting and walking 6 weeks later. Her labour lasted 36 hours.

    Amazingly, she went on to have another 2 kids afterwards. I'd have asked them to sew the whole thing up while stitching me, just to make sure it didn't happen again.
  • _Magnum__Magnum_ Posts: 215
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    My mother has always told me "Its like a doing a great big shit"

    lol
  • franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    or interesting, clever or anything else for that matter. just banned.

    Heehee, they'll be back no doubt.
  • Jane Doh!Jane Doh! Posts: 43,307
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    _Magnum_ wrote: »
    My mother has always told me "Its like a doing a great big shit"

    lol

    Did she really?
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