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What if you went into a shop and continuously stole a chocolate bar?

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    agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    #52
    Phoenix Lazarus wrote: »
    Polos aren't chocolates.

    Aww. Am I out of the game?

    :cry:

    ps totally forgot it was meant to be chocolate bars...lol
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    Victoria SpongeVictoria Sponge Posts: 16,645
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    #53
    Phoenix Lazarus wrote: »
    Polos aren't chocolates.
    Spoilsport! (I did think the same but I wasn't going to say anything!)
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    Victoria SpongeVictoria Sponge Posts: 16,645
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    Anyway, back on subject.

    I think it would depend whether one steals the chocolate for reasons of genuine poverty or whether one simply has the Munchies. (Ok ok I'm no good at this punning lark, it's the best I can come up with!)

    Love this thread btw :D
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    macsmurraymacsmurray Posts: 2,134
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    I think the shopkeeper should Wispa in his ear and send him on his way.
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    Victoria SpongeVictoria Sponge Posts: 16,645
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    macsmurray wrote: »
    I think the shopkeeper should Wispa in his ear and send him on his MILKY way.
    corrected.
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    macsmurraymacsmurray Posts: 2,134
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    Aha! Well spotted, it's getting late for me, my pun skills tend to drop off After Eight.
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    agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    #58
    What's upsetting is I can't post my Wine Gums gag now.

    Rick change the thread title to stealing confectionary.
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    Miss XYZMiss XYZ Posts: 14,023
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    My post will ruin the continuity of this thread but I saw a story on the news a couple of years ago about a seagull who would walk into a shop each day, grab a packet of crisps and walk out with them. I don't think the police have managed to catch him yet so he's still out there somewhere on the run....
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    FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    #60
    Well, the Wagonwheels have come off this thread.

    Just need to warn the OP that in prison they play constant music to annoy you.

    Like Oreo Speedwagon, Club topicana, or I want to Breakaway free..
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    workhorseworkhorse Posts: 2,836
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    agrainofsand wrote: »
    What's upsetting is I can't post my Wine Gums gag now.

    Rick change the thread title to stealing confectionary.

    I didn't see any rules,spill.
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    Victoria SpongeVictoria Sponge Posts: 16,645
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    agrainofsand wrote: »
    What's upsetting is I can't post my Wine Gums gag now.

    Rick change the thread title to stealing confectionary.
    Can we pretend he's changed it? I want to hear your Wine Gums pun...
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    agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    Miss XYZ wrote: »
    My post will ruin the continuity of this thread but I saw a story on the news a couple of years ago about a seagull who would walk into a shop each day, grab a packet of crisps and walk out with them. I don't think the police have managed to catch him yet so he's still out there somewhere on the run....

    He runs a shop on the other side of town.
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    agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    My plan was to tell everyone to stop flapping their Wine Gums.

    Sh*t, even I feel like this gag is an anti-climax.
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    edExedEx Posts: 13,460
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    Puns aside is anyone else intrigued by the concept of an infinite chocolate bar that must be stolen continuously? Is the thief allowed to take a break ever so often to sleep or go to the toilet?
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    FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    edEx wrote: »
    Puns aside is anyone else intrigued by the concept of an infinite chocolate bar that must be stolen continuously? Is the thief allowed to take a break ever so often to sleep or go to the toilet?
    Only with a Kitkat.
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