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What's the difference between God and Bono?

user1234567user1234567 Posts: 12,378
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God doesn't prance around the streets of Dublin pretending to be Bono

Anyone got any other celeb jokes?
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    alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    What has broken legs & floats down the river?
    People who tell Sinatra jokes.

    How flippin' hilarious.:rolleyes:
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    Welsh_RabbitWelsh_Rabbit Posts: 550
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    That's not funny.
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    alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    Welsh_Rabbit wrote: »
    That's not funny.
    It's not meant to be. It's from www.celebjokes.com and is the only joke I could find that didn't contain a profanity
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    monkeymoomonkeymoo Posts: 103
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    One of them doesn't exist and the other unfortunately does?
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,271
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    One of them is all powerful and the other is a pop/rock star.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 528
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    zx50 wrote: »
    One of them is all powerful and the other is a pop/rock star.


    They put Jesus in show business, not god.
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    user1234567user1234567 Posts: 12,378
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    vaz02 wrote: »
    They put Jesus in show business, not god.
    Jesus is the human manifestation of God so it's the same thing.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 528
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    mary patricia wrote: »
    Jesus is the human manifestation of God so it's the same thing.

    Both underachievers thats for sure ( God and Jesus )
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    Welsh_RabbitWelsh_Rabbit Posts: 550
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    alfiewozere wrote: »
    It's not meant to be. It's from www.celebjokes.com and is the only joke I could find that didn't contain a profanity

    Not yours, the OP's.
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    phasersphasers Posts: 2,607
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    Most Irish people don't hate God?
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,271
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    vaz02 wrote: »
    They put Jesus in show business, not god.

    Seeing as though Jesus is God incarnate, this makes what you're saying, wrong.
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    guffybearguffybear Posts: 1,752
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    monkeymoo wrote: »
    One of them doesn't exist QUOTE]


    so true

    unless you also believe in Santa Claus of course
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    PaparazzoPaparazzo Posts: 6,155
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    How do you get Lady Gaga on a bus?

    Pokerface.

    OH HA HA.
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    user1234567user1234567 Posts: 12,378
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    Paparazzo wrote: »
    How do you get Lady Gaga on a bus?

    Pokerface.

    OH HA HA.
    Lol Finally a joke on this thread, even if it is old

    Reminds me of this classic
    How do you get Picatue on a bus?
    Poke-him-on!
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    PaparazzoPaparazzo Posts: 6,155
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    mary patricia wrote: »
    Lol Finally a joke on this thread, even if it is old

    Reminds me of this classic
    How do you get Picatue on a bus?
    Poke-him-on!

    Pikachu*

    What did the dentist say to Lady Gaga?
    Show me your teeth.

    I bumped into Lady Gaga when she was jogging in Central Park, she was listening to an Ipod. I said "wow I bet with all the music you make you've got an amazing variety of stuff on that... pop, classic rock, metal, hip hop..."
    "Not really" she replied "it's mainly just dance"
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    SmiirkySmiirky Posts: 1,940
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    What hurts more - period pain or a kick in the balls?
    Lets ask Lady Gaga! :D

    ..Too soon?
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    PaparazzoPaparazzo Posts: 6,155
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    Smiirky wrote: »
    What hurts more - period pain or a kick in the balls?
    Lets ask Lady Gaga! :D

    ..Too soon?

    Too soon.
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    SmiirkySmiirky Posts: 1,940
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    Ahwell, I found it funny. :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 528
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    zx50 wrote: »
    Seeing as though Jesus is God incarnate, this makes what you're saying, wrong.

    You don't get the popculture reference :rolleyes:


    Jesus was real. ( althought his abilities are questionable )
    God can't be proven. ( thus far )

    This makes what you're saying unsubstantiated. So you're wrong.
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    Mr. FahrenheitMr. Fahrenheit Posts: 9,911
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    Smiirky wrote: »
    What hurts more - period pain or a kick in the balls?
    Lets ask Lady Gaga! :D

    ..Too soon?

    :D About a year and a half too late, but still funny!
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,271
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    vaz02 wrote: »
    You don't get the popculture reference :rolleyes:


    Jesus was real. ( althought his abilities are questionable )
    God can't be proven. ( thus far )

    This makes what you're saying unsubstantiated. So you're wrong.

    So why didn't you say the very same thing to post number 8?
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    minxymoominxymoo Posts: 26,260
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    Ant and Decs trophy cabinet...the only trophy cabinet in Newcastle with any silverware in it.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 46
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    Q: What confession did Mark Owen make last year?
    A: "All I do each night is stray".
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    minxymoominxymoo Posts: 26,260
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    Insomniac05 wrote: »
    Q: What confession did Mark Owen make last year?
    A: "All I do each night is stray".

    nice.;)
    how do you seduce Sarah Jessica Parker?
    offer her a carrot.
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    FatsiaFatsia Posts: 1,187
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    mary patricia wrote: »
    What's the difference between God and Bono?

    There are still people out there who believe in God ;)
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