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  • senorsenor Posts: 2,233
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    Talking of filling, I also learnt what a sandwich was :eek:

    It certainly wasn't the kind you eat.

    Some parts are .
  • CampcrusaderCampcrusader Posts: 3,242
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    Talking of filling, I also learnt what a sandwich was :eek:

    It certainly wasn't the kind you eat.

    I'm sure a nibble could be arranged though... or if a nibble's not your thing - maybe a good mouthful... :eek:

    (Sorry, smutty mind got carried away) :o
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,047
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    Most of the women I know see Male strippers as a bit of joke. Too oily, too muscly and too cheesy - I suppose thats the point, but in all my 20 something years I have yet to find a woman who gets all twinkly in the eyes and goose pimply at the thought of going to a male strip show - slightly opposite to the men I know who are unable to talk about female strippers with getting that nostaligc gleam in their eye.......

    I can't think of anything worse than having some oily wannabe hunk gyrating in nothing but a man thong - yuck.
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    cutekookie wrote:
    Most of the women I know see Male strippers as a bit of joke. Too oily, too muscly and too cheesy - I suppose thats the point, but in all my 20 something years I have yet to find a woman who gets all twinkly in the eyes and goose pimply at the thought of going to a male strip show - slightly opposite to the men I know who are unable to talk about female strippers with getting that nostaligc gleam in their eye.......

    I can't think of anything worse than having some oily wannabe hunk gyrating in nothing but a man thong - yuck.

    You haven't met my sister then, that is her idea of heaven.
    Just like men go a bit ga ga over female strippers she does so for males.
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    I'm sure a nibble could be arranged though... or if a nibble's not your thing - maybe a good mouthful... :eek:

    (Sorry, smutty mind got carried away) :o

    I think I could only manage a nibble :D I've only got a little mouth :p

    Look what you made me do :o
  • CampcrusaderCampcrusader Posts: 3,242
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    I think I could only manage a nibble :D I've only got a little mouth :p

    Look what you made me do :o

    Mouthfuls are over-rated... ;) :eek:

    You've got me at it again! :(
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Mouthfuls are over-rated... ;) :eek:

    You've got me at it again! :(

    Don't be sad, a little saucyness doesn't hurt :D

    Ha ha, they say the same about handfuls to :D:o
  • CampcrusaderCampcrusader Posts: 3,242
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    Don't be sad, a little saucyness doesn't hurt :D

    Ha ha, they say the same about handfuls to :D:o

    I'm not averse to a bit now and then (sauciness, that is!)...

    I wouldn't say no to a quick handful! (been a quiet month)...

    ;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 23,067
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    Male Strippers

    Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Ho ho ho he he he ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,583
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    aliasjones wrote:
    Male Strippers

    Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Ho ho ho he he he ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
    Something funny alias? ;)
  • Nick DiamondNick Diamond Posts: 452
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    Male strippers, they must give women the willies at times but I prefer Go Go's ;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,187
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    Ewww, male strippers are not sexy at all and I hope I never have to watch one. Having some guys bits in my face is not my idea of a good time.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,555
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    I was in a club one night when a male stripper turned up for a hen night going on there - he was cheesily vile, the epitome of an early nineties Chippendale type pin up. Anyway he proceeded to undress and gyrate around embarrassingly to the music until one of the women took most of her clothes off and started simulating sex with him! I stopped watching at this point as I dread to think what was about to happen.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,281
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    I was a male stripper back in the Nineties. Trust me, the job is HARD (no pun), and made harder by 40something wives, drinking far too much 'lager and black'!
  • SparkleBabeSparkleBabe Posts: 17,065
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    I find male strippers vile. I would be so repulsed if someone hired one for me.

    There is nothing more unatractive than a beefcake with an orange spray tan and covered in baby oil gyrating around.
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    I find male strippers vile. I would be so repulsed if someone hired one for me.

    There is nothing more unatractive than a beefcake with an orange spray tan and covered in baby oil gyrating around.
    Oh darling you need to uninhibit yourself!
  • elenaelena Posts: 14,359
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    Yuck, yuck, yuck! :eek:

    Male strippers are just awful! The typical male stripper isn't my type anyway. I don't like barrelled chests and tons of muscle - men should be nicely toned but not gynormous! (ho hum :D )
  • SparkleBabeSparkleBabe Posts: 17,065
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    Oh darling you need to uninhibit yourself!

    Why?

    Just because I don't find brainless beefcakes attractive? :rolleyes:

    I honestly don't know any woman who actually finds male strippers attractive.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,281
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    Why?

    Just because I don't find brainless beefcakes attractive? :rolleyes:

    I honestly don't know any woman who actually finds male strippers attractive.
    Not to worry darling, I doubt you'd be our type either.
  • SparkleBabeSparkleBabe Posts: 17,065
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    Not to worry darling, I doubt you'd be our type either.

    Im glad to hear it.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 591
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    Girls - Do most male strippers get their :o willy :o out or are those thongs :eek: glued on firmly during the performances??
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,281
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    ROGC wrote:
    Girls - Do most male strippers get their :o willy :o out or are those thongs :eek: glued on firmly during the performances??
    I have to say, back in the day, we used the pumps to get the most 'bang for your buck'!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 591
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    elena wrote:
    Yuck, yuck, yuck! :eek:

    Male strippers are just awful! The typical male stripper isn't my type anyway. I don't like barrelled chests and tons of muscle - men should be nicely toned but not gynormous! (ho hum :D )

    ..So we'll get you a well toned male stripper then .. :D
  • gargleroadsidegargleroadside Posts: 4,581
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    I'd imagine most male strippers are all full booked up this New Year's Eve night.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 591
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    Don't appear to be hearing from many ladies on the forum..any out there willing to give out some juicy details of what they get up to with these oily blokes :D
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