Did I see Fearne Cotton doing porn?

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I'm pretty sure she popped up un a porn site I was flicking through. Is there no end to this woman's levels of degradation.

Still, I suppose its no different to the billboards. I admire what she's doing so its all good.
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  • UrMyStarUrMyStar Posts: 1,473
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    Somehow I don't think so. I'm on a couple of those female celeb picture forums and they would have popped up on there had she done anything. Not to mention the fact it wouldn't have gone unnoticed in the papers
  • j4Rosej4Rose Posts: 5,482
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    What a wonderful thread.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,485
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    I suggest psychiatric help if you aren't already getting it.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,607
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    I always get Fern Britton and Cotton mixed up. That's not good.


    Regards the OP, I doubt it very much. We would have heard by now and anyway, what does it matter? Many celebs (like the rest of us) have dipped their toes in the devils toilet at some time. I don't intend on worrying about stupid mistakes I made in my youth.
  • ValderyValdery Posts: 4,100
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    I always get Fern Britton and Cotton mixed up. That's not good.


    Regards the OP, I doubt it very much. We would have heard by now and anyway, what does it matter? Many celebs (like the rest of us) have dipped their toes in the devils toilet at some time. I don't intend on worrying about stupid mistakes I made in my youth.

    Hey, as long as it's not Dot Cotton! :eek: :eek: ;):D
  • currykevcurrykev Posts: 1,577
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    What part of her anatomy did you recognise?
  • SiebenburgenSiebenburgen Posts: 3,002
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    currykev wrote: »
    What part of her anatomy did you recognise?

    The arse? the face?.

    Not that there is much difference mind.
  • Finlay ReaderFinlay Reader Posts: 1,231
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    currykev wrote: »
    What part of her anatomy did you recognise?

    Dunno, but she was looking well dirty
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 57
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    Pics?
  • ShrikeShrike Posts: 16,606
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    Given her family connections to showbiz I find it highly unlikely she would have done any pr0n in the past.
    Still a look-a-likey would be worth a squint if the OP would care to point us in the right direction.;)
  • lozengerlozenger Posts: 4,881
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    In your dreams ;):D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,139
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    I always get Fern Britton and Cotton mixed up. That's not good.


    Regards the OP, I doubt it very much. We would have heard by now and anyway, what does it matter? Many celebs (like the rest of us) have dipped their toes in the devils toilet at some time. I don't intend on worrying about stupid mistakes I made in my youth.

    :D:D
  • zx50zx50 Posts: 91,269
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    I'm pretty sure she popped up un a porn site I was flicking through. Is there no end to this woman's levels of degradation.

    Still, I suppose its no different to the billboards. I admire what she's doing so its all good.

    Ever heard of Photoshop?
  • davidsevendavidseven Posts: 3,336
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    As if someone that dull would do something that interesting. :rolleyes: :)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 290
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    Hey forward me the site, I would pay good money for Fern cotton porn!!!
    She is hot as foooooook!
    2 be fair though, very unlikely.
    which in a way is good as I can think of her in a slighlty more pure manner LoL!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,434
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    Is Finlay Reader's real name Keith Lemon??
  • glyn9799glyn9799 Posts: 7,391
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    Well she seems to do everything else... She never seems to be off the telly and radio when there is a music event or festival on.
  • maidinscotlandmaidinscotland Posts: 5,648
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    I remember when she first hit our tv screens and it was presenting some saturday morning kids programme, she was barely a kid herself so I highly doubt it was her you seen.
  • MrSuperMrSuper Posts: 18,543
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    I remember when she first hit our tv screens and it was presenting some saturday morning kids programme, she was barely a kid herself so I highly doubt it was her you seen.

    I used to work on said saturday morning kids programme as a runner. Got a kiss and a bottle of bubbly off her when my time finished! :)
  • ViridianaViridiana Posts: 8,017
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    A thread like this and it's not even Friday.
  • elnombreelnombre Posts: 3,625
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    Yes, a BBC Radio 1 personality did porn. The press, being entirely disinterested in anything to do with seedy goings on at the BBC, decided to entirely ignore it.

    This seems likely. You are not a fool.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 290
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    MrSuper wrote: »
    I used to work on said saturday morning kids programme as a runner. Got a kiss and a bottle of bubbly off her when my time finished! :)

    Lucky bstard, I am seathing with jelousy now!:mad::D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,532
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    Nostril porn? DP maybe?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 290
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    mrcynical wrote: »
    Nostril porn? DP maybe?

    Back off son,
    Don't make me have to get gangster on u!!!:mad:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,532
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    Now i feel old. What does that even mean?
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