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Who knows where the bodies are buried?
The Prumeister
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You know those celebs who continue to maintain a profile despite being utterly loathsome and irritating?
Lorraine Kelly - the most sycophantic idiot on TV who still wangles school holidays off even though her daughter is 20.
Sinitta - lurks like a bad smell whenever Cowell is in the vicinity. Her role on X Factor seems to be 'wearing' a bikini and acting like a bat shit loony. She MUST know where the bodies are buried.
Amanda Holden - 10 years on BGT, a screech like a hyena and very unlikeable.
Sean Tully - an atrocious actor and no-one seems to like him, but he keeps his role on Corrie...
Who else knows where the bodies are buried?
Lorraine Kelly - the most sycophantic idiot on TV who still wangles school holidays off even though her daughter is 20.
Sinitta - lurks like a bad smell whenever Cowell is in the vicinity. Her role on X Factor seems to be 'wearing' a bikini and acting like a bat shit loony. She MUST know where the bodies are buried.
Amanda Holden - 10 years on BGT, a screech like a hyena and very unlikeable.
Sean Tully - an atrocious actor and no-one seems to like him, but he keeps his role on Corrie...
Who else knows where the bodies are buried?
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Cheryl Cole
I would say the Kardashians, but it's just about buying publicity with that shower of lunatics.
On the Daily Mail
There are just so many of them, all with the same sounding first name, like some 6 headed monster. Ugh.
Agree about Lorraine Kelly. Everyone is fantastic and talented in her intros. As they say "if you flatter everyone, you flatter no one"
Also Alan Titchmarsh. He must have some dirt on someone.
Cotton too.
My girlfriend met Antony Cotton a few years ago and said he was fairly pleasant and not an arsehole at all. (Though she only met him for 10 minutes
Him and Sinitta must have something so scandalous on the master that he'd rather employ them until the end of time rather than have it all come out
But he's leaving/been sacked from the X Factor (depending on what you read) and he's apparently planning to write his autobiography, so who knows what he'll dredge up?
http://www.independent.ie/life/people-are-talking-deja-feud-has-zzzzzz-factor-31245600.html
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/axed-x-factor-judge-louis-5758444
True but ewwww
Joe Swash - why does he keep getting work? Cheap?
I agree with previous posters who mentioned Lorraine, Holden and Cotton...all should be banned for life from TV.
He has no talent, no charm, no charisma, no appeal. He's a terrible one-note, plastic, fake-haired, fakebaked has-been.
Why????
I think its because he loves his kids.;-)
Louis Walsh as well. But he knows it as well and often gets away with saying things to Simon that no one else ever would.
she has the pics ;-);-)
Even my kids say 'why is he on everything?'
And anything or anybody to do with Simon Cowell. The continuing popularity and coverage by all media of his projects is a complete mystery to me and IMO detrimental in the long term to the music and entertainment industry in general.
Holly is another, she even presented a sports quiz on ITV recently. WTF that was all about I don't know? Oh hang on, I do. Her husband was the producer!
Sorry for changing the subject but similar thing with Russell Brand! Wonder if anyone remember old him in Big Brother Big Talk with comb hair and shaved face? now with messy hair and beard, he got famous, and he still got those for many years!
Joe Swash being able to keep finding employment in showbiz is the biggest mystery of the lot for me. He always looks so grubby and his voice is absolutely grating. I can only assume he comes very cheap but I'm sure there are other people who would work for peanuts who would be easier to look at and listen to.
Why did ITV retain him after that?
They know first hand the size of Cowell's dick.