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What happens to Amy Childs' face??
Sorry for post this article on the dullest Z-list person, as about daily articles of herself in Daily Mail for last few weeks! What the PR's purpose for that?
But want to point out what the hell happens to Amy Childs! She looks horrible and funny thing that she promo the fake tans and her face and hands is white!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2780068/Amy-Childs-dazzles-plunging-blue-dress-scores-bronzing-fail-mismatched-body-pale-face.html
But want to point out what the hell happens to Amy Childs! She looks horrible and funny thing that she promo the fake tans and her face and hands is white!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2780068/Amy-Childs-dazzles-plunging-blue-dress-scores-bronzing-fail-mismatched-body-pale-face.html
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Profound.
If Amy is promoting fake tan, then its awful. It's orange fgs.
I noticed Jessica in the audience on SCD last night and she looked like a middle aged woman, especially when sat next to Michelle. There is only a couple of years difference in age between them but Jess is so stretched, botoxed and covered in slap that she could almost pass for Michelles mum.
All of the TOWIE lot look like balloons stretched over knees. Chloe Sims is arguably the worst. Most people go to dinner together, they go and get botox and nose jobs together.
Hahahahaha
24 and a millionaire entrepreneur but has a face like a mannequin and the body of a 50 year old trophy wife. She was banging on about needing another boob job because her breasts are sagging to her displeasure, she has a make up line in her name but apparently doesn't understand the basic idea that tans prematurely age you and cause your skin to lose it's elastic retention properties. She's going to be another over done cosmetic surgery case by the time she's 30.
Such a shame because before all the surgery she was quite bonny. Someone said she has the breasts of a 50 year old with a boo job and they are right. Just doesn't look good at all.
Money can't buy common sense, her agents are making hay while the sun is shining, sadly all she's doing is tanning and forgetting any sunscreen cream. I agree she used to be quite endearing even if she was dim but now she's on her way to resembling the landlady from There's Something About Mary.
Her career appears to be based upon walking up and down Brentwood High Street in her own range dresses and having the paps on speed dial.
My mate lives in Brentwood and is looking to move at the moment as has had the details to the houses either side of where Ms Childs lives sent through. So maybe the neighbours are sick to death of not being able to walk out of their front doors without seeing cameras everywhere
I will now never be able to look at her with imagining the women with the flaps from there's something about Mary.
Ha ha ha ha
As for Amy Childs, I will still bang:p
Hahahahaha
Tell her your casting for a movie, then when she turns up to audition say it's an art movie but will star Shia LaBouef, Brad Pitt and Tom Hardy directed by Lars Von Trier who did Nymphomaniac but there may be some sex scenes so you need to make sure she's comfortable with it and you'll need to tape it to show to them. She might be dumb enough to believe you.
So, when's this happening then? #inyourdreams
Did you have to put your cake down to type that post?