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After reading Wogan has slagged off some TV presenters, who wants to list the worst presenters (or people who drone-on to fill air time)?
Here's mine, but I can't decide what order to put them in, as they're all dire.

:mad: Sharon Osbourne (of Gala bingo ad fame)
:mad: Eamon Holmes (spelt with one 'n' as it annoys him)
:mad: Jeremy Clarkson (die soon,reincarnate as a fox please)
:mad: Barry Norman (if it isn't a costume drama it's a poor film?)* Anne Robinson (vinegar t*ts)
:mad: Most GMTV presenters (they all blend into one)
:mad: Ian Wright (stick to football pleaseeee)
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  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    CAT DEELEY - fake smile, very wooden
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,786
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    teachimp wrote:
    After reading Wogan has slagged off some TV presenters, who wants to list the worst presenters (or people who drone-on to fill air time)?
    Here's mine, but I can't decide what order to put them in, as they're all dire.

    :mad: Sharon Osbourne (of Gala bingo ad fame)
    :mad: Eamon Holmes (spelt with one 'n' as it annoys him)
    :mad: Jeremy Clarkson (die soon,reincarnate as a fox please)
    :mad: Barry Norman (if it isn't a costume drama it's a poor film?)* Anne Robinson (vinegar t*ts)
    :mad: Most GMTV presenters (they all blend into one)
    :mad: Ian Wright (stick to football pleaseeee)
    All of the women on BBC Breakfast with the exception of Sian Williams and Susannah Reid. They make my blood boil with their bold-faced inability to read an autocue correctly. Get these IQ-of-a-breast-implant ignoramuses off our screens! :mad:
  • maccymaccy Posts: 6,909
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    breathe wrote:
    CAT DEELEY - fake smile, very wooden

    She's drop dead gorgeous and has an ace personality.

    I'd marry her.

    AND she has cracked America :D

    Ant, Dec and Russell Brand suck ass.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 394
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    june sapong gets on my nerves!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,148
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    The girl on T4 - i forget her name, but she speaks in this wierd tone like a sort of narrator on a mystery show, and it always sound sarcastic. She presents in the stuido with Steve Jones (i think his name is) on the weekends. I just can't stand the tone of her voice!
  • BringBackThamesBringBackThames Posts: 3,557
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    maccy wrote:
    Ant, Dec and Russell Brand suck ass.
    Yes, these 2 arses plus the god awful Russell Brand. :eek:

    Also the shockingly awful Davina McCall. :eek:
  • julia1411julia1411 Posts: 176
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    Tess Daly
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,776
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    Claire Balding
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    Davina McCall has to be one of the worst as was Jim Davidson...

    I like Jeremy Clarkson though, Top Gear rocks.
  • BringBackThamesBringBackThames Posts: 3,557
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    williams96 wrote:

    I like Jeremy Clarkson though, Top Gear rocks.
    Totally agree. :) Clarkson and the boys just rock on Top Gear - surely the funniest programme on TV right now (well from Sunday).

    Eagerly awaiting its return (and I don't even drive! :p )
  • BringBackThamesBringBackThames Posts: 3,557
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    Vernon Kay :yawn: :sleep:
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    Kate Thornton - A bit old now for presenting x factor.

    I'll never understand what the mouth movements she makes is for. :eek:
  • EtherealEthereal Posts: 36,118
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    NAF wrote:
    The girl on T4 - i forget her name, but she speaks in this wierd tone like a sort of narrator on a mystery show, and it always sound sarcastic. She presents in the stuido with Steve Jones (i think his name is) on the weekends. I just can't stand the tone of her voice!

    I think that's Alexa Chung.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 59
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    Too be fair I know Clarkson is very opinionated, and not everyone agrees, but that doesn't mean he isn't a good presenter.
  • SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    June Sarpong - how the hell did she get an MBE for 'Services to Broadcasting?'
    Sharon Osbourne
    Cat Dozy
    Tess Daly
    Davina McCall
    Dermot O'Leary
    Ian Wright - thankfully he hasn't had much work for a few years
    Jeff 'Braindead' Brazier
    Holly Willoughby - gormless

    As for Jeremy Clarkson - he is bloody great!! :D
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    maccy wrote:
    She's drop dead gorgeous and has an ace personality.

    I'd marry her.

    AND she has cracked America :D

    Ant, Dec and Russell Brand suck ass.

    I just hope she stays in America, she cant interview for toffee ;)
  • bob_loblawbob_loblaw Posts: 5,342
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    Melanie Sykes
    Zoe Ball
  • CampcrusaderCampcrusader Posts: 3,242
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    Vernon Kay
    Steve Jones
    June Sarpong
    Anthony Crank
    Kate Silverton
    Kaplinski-bimbo-thing
    Richard Hammond (I wish the guy no harm - but can't stand the sight of him)
    Sharon Osbourne
    Jimmy Carr
    Jeremy Clarkson
    Nick Knowles
    Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen

    I'm sure there are others I've forgotton... I'll gladly add them later ;)
  • kegsiekegsie Posts: 2,800
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    Tim Lovejoy on anything other than Soccer am.

    More wooden than a branch of IKEA
  • theanchorage8theanchorage8 Posts: 565
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    BRUCE FORSYTH
    TESS DALY
    VERNON KAY
    DES O'CONNOR
    MELANIE SYKES
    RUSELL BRAND
    LORRAINE KELLY
    NATASHA KAPLINSKY
    SHARON OSBORNE
    KATE THORNTON
    JOE PASQUALE

    phew...
  • MuckyMarvinMuckyMarvin Posts: 59
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    Ant & Dec - abysmal.

    ITV parade these two token golden boys out far too much. All it has done is inflate their already large egos and ruin them.
  • SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Completely forgot about Melanie Sykes - such a fake.
  • TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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    Sloopy wrote:
    Completely forgot about Melanie Sykes - such a fake.
    What about Carol "sponsored by bottox" Voderman
    & Jeff "testostorone fueled but pea brain filled" Brazier
  • SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Tabbythecat wrote:
    What about Carol "sponsored by bottox" Voderman
    & Jeff "testostorone fueled but pea brain filled" Brazier

    How could we forget Jeff Dozier?

    It's almost an insult to label him a 'TV presenter' though. He possesses the talent and charisma of a condemned shed.
  • BeancounterBeancounter Posts: 840
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    Sloopy wrote:
    June Sarpong - how the hell did she get an MBE for 'Services to Broadcasting?'

    She did interview Tony Blair on T4 so he must have been impressed with her :D
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