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Am I a superhero or do womens periods just smell?

BastardBeaverBastardBeaver Posts: 11,903
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I am in a backpackers hostel and there is a Chilean girl in the bunk above me. I cannot rest my eyes, nor nose, as she smells violently of period.

This is not a new occurrence, I have smelt many a period.

I smell my mothers period.

I haven't spoken to my mother in a year. This is nothing to do with her period. Infact I don't know why I mention that.

Is smelling period my superhuman ability, or is it normal? Can everyone smell a period? Or are these women just not as clean as they could be?

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    Safi74Safi74 Posts: 5,580
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    That is grotesque!

    I've never smelt period, but now I'm gonna be totally paranoid when I have mine...thanks for that!

    Sleep well!!!
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    Cougar GirlCougar Girl Posts: 633
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    You mean the smell of fish and iron? ;-)
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    Safi74Safi74 Posts: 5,580
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    You mean the smell of fish and iron? ;-)

    Urgh!!! I can stand no more...I'm off to beddiebyes! 😴💤💤💤
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    Cougar GirlCougar Girl Posts: 633
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    Safi74 wrote: »
    Urgh!!! I can stand no more...I'm off to beddiebyes! 😴💤💤💤

    Sweet dreams Safi Xx :D
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,920
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    how can you smell a full stop
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    SupportSupport Posts: 70,800
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    Superheroes post in the correct forum.
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    BastardBeaverBastardBeaver Posts: 11,903
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    You mean the smell of fish and iron? ;-)

    Yes! It's very metallic. And a hint of fish I suppose. I'm grimacing even writing this. I don't want to be offensive. Men have smelt worse. They haven't though. This is revolting.
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    Bad Wolf 525Bad Wolf 525 Posts: 5,552
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    I am in a backpackers hostel and there is a Chilean girl in the bunk above me. I cannot rest my eyes, nor nose, as she smells violently of period.

    This is not a new occurrence, I have smelt many a period.

    I smell my mothers period.

    I haven't spoken to my mother in a year. This is nothing to do with her period. Infact I don't know why I mention that.

    Is smelling period my superhuman ability, or is it normal? Can everyone smell a period? Or are these women just not as clean as they could be?

    Your superhero name is Beaver the Bloodhound :D
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    Pah, this thread is so rank.
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    Cougar GirlCougar Girl Posts: 633
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    Yes! It's very metallic. And a hint of fish I suppose. I'm grimacing even writing this. I don't want to be offensive. Men have smelt worse. They haven't though. This is revolting.

    LMFAO!. Well you know what they say "What doesn't kill you, will make you stronger". You should try and drop a little hint or something. :D
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    BastardBeaverBastardBeaver Posts: 11,903
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    Superheroes post in the correct forum.

    I don't want to "chat" about it really. I've just asked a question, or a consideration. I tried to raise that question with as little offence as possible. I used a bit of humour to accomplish that. I'm genuinely very sorry you didn't appreciate that DS Forum Support, and I will strive harder to make any notion I have in future, more developed, more articulate (within an expected agreement; that I now must hope to understand), and much more credible, if I wish to be taken for a serious author of these boards, rather than the amateur that your "forum support", forsaken me to be.
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    Danny_GirlDanny_Girl Posts: 2,763
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    I am in a backpackers hostel and there is a Chilean girl in the bunk above me. I cannot rest my eyes, nor nose, as she smells violently of period.

    This is not a new occurrence, I have smelt many a period.

    I smell my mothers period.

    I haven't spoken to my mother in a year. This is nothing to do with her period. Infact I don't know why I mention that.

    Is smelling period my superhuman ability, or is it normal? Can everyone smell a period? Or are these women just not as clean as they could be?

    No, sorry to burst your bubble but you are not a superhero. You are just a person trying to sleep in a bank under a woman who's personal hygiene is dubious.

    Have to say that if I were picking a super hero quality "Can Smell Periods" man (or woman) would not be my number one choice :).
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    007Fusion007Fusion Posts: 3,657
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    They do have a unique smell, unfortunately. Therefore, I don't need to interact with the women I have lived with, to know they are on their period.
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,323
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    Might I suggest to the OP that moving his location might help :D
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    PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    Might I suggest to the OP that moving his location might help :D

    Do you mean he should have the top bunk and she has the bottom? Wise move.
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,323
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    Picto wrote: »
    Do you mean he should have the top bunk and she has the bottom? Wise move.

    Err.....yes that's obviously what I meant :D
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    Cougar GirlCougar Girl Posts: 633
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    Your superhero name is Beaver the Bloodhound :D

    Nah, Bloodhound Beaver has a better ring to it lol.
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    Bad Wolf 525Bad Wolf 525 Posts: 5,552
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    Might I suggest to the OP that moving his location might help :D

    That thought did come to me too, but then I thought, what if she stunk up the whole bed :o:D
    Nah, Bloodhound Beaver has a better ring to it lol.

    I agree, that does sound better :kitty:
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    ChoccyCaroleChoccyCarole Posts: 8,867
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    Could you have opened a window ?? Or turned on a fan or flapped your blankie ??

    Who could have ever thought this -thread :o title- & it's contents - could all be so funny
    ** but it'was !!!!! **
    :D:D:D:D:D:D
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