The Whoonie Inn (Part 24 - Spoiler Free Zone)

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  • Sophie ~Oohie~Sophie ~Oohie~ Posts: 10,395
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    And a bit more :eek:
  • CoalHillJanitorCoalHillJanitor Posts: 15,634
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    The word I'm looking for is something between Morok and Xeron. ;)
  • Sophie ~Oohie~Sophie ~Oohie~ Posts: 10,395
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    The word I'm looking for is something between Morok and Xeron. ;)

    Xerox is the first word that came to mind from that? WTF has a photocopier company got to do with it? :confused::confused::D
  • nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    Tiggs99 wrote: »
    Hi Coalhill. Something strong and sweet would be lovely. :)

    I'm all yours! mwah.
  • Tiggs99Tiggs99 Posts: 279
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    Sonic Lipstick with extra jelly babies then. :cool:

    That sounds perfect!
    nebogipfel wrote: »
    I'm all yours! mwah.

    And that sounds even more perfect! :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,434
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    An empty inn. All this booze just for ME!:)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,434
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    Hic!! ** thud **
  • HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    pajs1000 wrote: »
    An empty inn. All this booze just for ME!:)
    pajs1000 wrote: »
    Hic!! ** thud **

    *programmes autoserve not to make Percy any more Alzarian Lager shandy* :D

    *transmats Percy to guest room 3 to sleep it off*

    Evening Kiddiwinks, how have your weekends been?
  • nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    Sunny with a heavy whiff of rotting cabbage.
  • HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    nebogipfel wrote: »
    Sunny with a heavy whiff of rotting cabbage.

    That sounds like one hell of a party! :D
  • nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    I must admit it's the first time Environmental Health have come banging on the door to bring things to a close. We had that Greenpeace lot round earlier convinced we were illegally dumping noxious waste. When we showed them we were actually home fermenting vegan food they soon changed their tune, invited themselves in and did some crystal healing. (good job they didn't see Mrs Nebo clubbing those seals round the back. :o )
    Not really. She was teaching them to honk the theme to Dallas on horns with their noses
  • WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    nebogipfel wrote: »
    I must admit it's the first time Environmental Health have come banging on the door to bring things to a close. We had that Greenpeace lot round earlier convinced we were illegally dumping noxious waste. When we showed them we were actually home fermenting vegan food they soon changed their tune, invited themselves in and did some crystal healing. (good job they didn't see Mrs Nebo clubbing those seals round the back. :o )
    Not really. She was teaching them to honk the theme to Dallas on horns with their noses

    Did they find your secret stash of deep fried bacon balls?
    We must hear more of Mrs Nebo and her impressive hooters :D
  • dgembadgembadgembadgemba Posts: 18,308
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    Morning all

    Aching today. if i didnt hate human contact so much i'd ask for a massage.

    *hopes one of the beds upstairs has "magic fingers"
  • HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    Morning all

    Aching today. if i didnt hate human contact so much i'd ask for a massage.

    *hopes one of the beds upstairs has "magic fingers"

    ooooo I like the sound of those!

    *borrows Tardis, travels back 4 weeks, orders beds for all guest rooms on 14 day delivery, travels back to present day*

    take your pick :D
  • dgembadgembadgembadgemba Posts: 18,308
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    ooooo I like the sound of those!

    *borrows Tardis, travels back 4 weeks, orders beds for all guest rooms on 14 day delivery, travels back to present day*

    take your pick :D

    Woohoo!

    I may be some time

    *disappears upstairs
  • HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    Woohoo!

    I may be some time

    *disappears upstairs

    :D See you later

    *transmats huge piece of pie upstairs for Dgem while she's relaxing*
  • dgembadgembadgembadgemba Posts: 18,308
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    :D See you later

    *transmats huge piece of pie upstairs for Dgem while she's relaxing*

    wow you'd make the perfect wife :)
  • nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    Looks like I'm needed for my part time job.

    *unzips secret compartment entrance in side of Magic Fingers mattress, squeezes inside and starts to operate it.*
  • dgembadgembadgembadgemba Posts: 18,308
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    nebogipfel wrote: »
    Looks like I'm needed for my part time job.

    *unzips secret compartment in entrance in side of Magic Fingers mattress, squeezes inside and starts to operate it.*

    LMFAO :D
  • HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    wow you'd make the perfect wife :)

    Urgh, feel like I need a bath! :D
  • nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    They're not as Magic as people think, you know.
  • dgembadgembadgembadgemba Posts: 18,308
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    Urgh, feel like I need a bath! :D

    hehehe

    Seriously though, you need to teach R how to leave me alone and bring me pie :)
  • WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    nebogipfel wrote: »
    They're not as Magic as people think, you know.

    I see what you mean

    Handy, though :D
  • WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    Urgh, feel like I need a bath! :D

    Need someone to scrub your back? ;)

    **activates Iantodroid**
  • nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    Webslark wrote: »
    Did they find your secret stash of deep fried bacon balls?
    We must hear more of Mrs Nebo and her impressive hooters :D

    Bacon? Nooooo....they're soya substitute, honest! They did look at us a bit funny when Mrs Nebo asked me to defrost Linda mcCartney's balls for our guests.
    She's not ready for a public hooter showing. She says one of them keeps going wonky.
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