So, Danny Dyer...

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How come every time he opens his mouth his comments are either ironic, make me laugh, or both. Prime example is the recent story.

Danny Dyer: 'Sid Vicious was useless'
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  • Mr GigglesMr Giggles Posts: 18,232
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    What an idiot...
  • JCRJCR Posts: 24,066
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    I was amused by him saying he wanted to play Sid in a film. Sid died aged 21. In what fantasy land could Dyer make himself look 21?

    **Insert Mark Kermode's impression of him here**
  • RadiomaniacRadiomaniac Posts: 43,510
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    What he should have said was that Sid Vicious and Danny Dyer were/are useless.
  • Sara WebbSara Webb Posts: 7,885
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    Dear Danny Dyer,

    Please **** off.
  • speigelspeigel Posts: 1,888
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    I know who Sid Vicious is, but who's Danny Dyer?
  • SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    speigel wrote: »
    I know who Sid Vicious is, but who's Danny Dyer?

    Precisely.

    Dire should know all about being 'useless' though, since it's a rather apt description of his acting abilities.
  • TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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    speigel wrote: »
    I know who Sid Vicious is, but who's Danny Dyer?

    Some cock-er-nee half-wit who thinks he is a "hardman"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 470
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    Some cock-er-nee half-wit who thinks he is a "hardman"

    And got caught knocking one out in the toilet by his mum whilst reading Razzle...

    See Human Traffic for more details.

    I 'spose he was a certain kind of 'hard' in that...
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,027
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    Don't really care for Danny Dyer, but he does have a point about Sid . . . .
  • revolver44revolver44 Posts: 22,766
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    Sid is an icon. Dyer is just, well, dire.
  • TheToonArmyTheToonArmy Posts: 2,908
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    revolver44 wrote: »
    Sid is an icon. Dyer is just, well, dire.

    An icon for all the wrong reasons.......

    its strange, on DS pete doherty gets slammed for his drug antics but Sid is an Icon, yeah right.

    I like the pistols but sid was a waste of space, A big waste of space.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 15,448
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    Dyer/ Dire has a huge chip on his shoulder.Is there anyone he does like.? Not that it matters since he is an untalented big mouth.
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    and we all know who would be the the first to leg it and run before he got nutted in the face eh?

    Dyer acts all tough, but that is what it is, a big act and a poor one at that too.

    Sid Vicious would have kicked the sh!t out of him any day....... lol
  • CrazyeyeskillerCrazyeyeskiller Posts: 4,869
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    JCR wrote: »
    I was amused by him saying he wanted to play Sid in a film. Sid died aged 21. In what fantasy land could Dyer make himself look 21?

    **Insert Mark Kermode's impression of him here**

    EH? He looks about 21 all the time!
  • CrazyeyeskillerCrazyeyeskiller Posts: 4,869
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    Stewing wrote: »
    Dyer/ Dire has a huge chip on his shoulder.Is there anyone he does like.? Not that it matters since he is an untalented big mouth.

    Couldn't be further form the truth mate. He just hates shitty celebville life.

    Personally whilst I worry about the numbnuts aspiring to be like the idiots in his Bravo programmes I find them both funny and interesting.

    And he is 100% correct about Sid. People saying otherwise are the ignorant ones imo.

    Trying to see at what point he compares the Sex Pistols or Sid to himself?? Er no , he didn't did he? You lot just couldn't wait to jump on your stereotypical bandwagon :rolleyes:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,027
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    I like the pistols but sid was a waste of space, A big waste of space.

    Too right - couldn't sing, couldn't play an instrument . . .. Once he parted company with the Pistols he was finished . . .
  • NeitNeit Posts: 794
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    -ay? :confused:
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Not a fan of Danny Dyer but he's right about Sid Vicious, he was useless. Complete and utter waste of space who added nothing to the Pistols and was only there becasue he looked right.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,269
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    Whether he is right or wrong about Sid Vicious is irrelevant - the fact the he is the one saying it is just ironic seeing as he only has the ability or portray himself in every 'acting' job he does.
  • Hootie McBoobHootie McBoob Posts: 417
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    Danny Dyer was/is and will always be a ****.

    However, Danny Dire is fab :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tjSamPPkuU
  • CrazyeyeskillerCrazyeyeskiller Posts: 4,869
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    Hazeltree wrote: »
    Whether he is right or wrong about Sid Vicious is irrelevant - the fact the he is the one saying it is just ironic seeing as he only has the ability or portray himself in every 'acting' job he does.

    True :) his "acting" skills leave him only one option i think - soaps or more hooligan films :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,664
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    Hazeltree wrote: »
    Whether he is right or wrong about Sid Vicious is irrelevant - the fact the he is the one saying it is just ironic seeing as he only has the ability or portray himself in every 'acting' job he does.

    Watch him in 'All In The Game', with Ray Winstone. Great - and atypical - performance.
  • TheToonArmyTheToonArmy Posts: 2,908
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    Neit wrote: »
    -ay? :confused:

    reading way too much into that one, its one of my initials.

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  • TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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    kaybee15 wrote: »
    Watch him in 'All In The Game', with Ray Winstone. Great - and atypical - performance.

    Ray Winston = Cockney Geezer

    Danny Dyer = C*ck
  • BerBer Posts: 24,562
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    Ray Winston = Cockney Geezer

    Danny Dyer = C*ck

    I still would though.... :o:(:D
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