This was so satisfying
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on the way to work in a 40mph zone which I was sticking to, prat speeds up behind me flashing me to move over, tries to overtake several times but oncoming traffic is heavy, I know there is a police wagon with a speed camera half a mile further up the road on at least 2 days a week, I pull over praying it is there today,he gives two fingered salute as he roars past doing at least 60 to 70, I pass mobile speed camera at 40mph
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Oh yes! !!!! Nice one
An Audi, surely.
I'll get me coat.
Think it was the lexus rx
Funny old world innit?
If it had been a bimmer I can't help thinking it might have been mentioned in the thread title.
Do you drive a Bimmer Si??
Amongst other things, yep.
I was a couple of cars behind a white Transit van in the left lane queing to turn left. An old 3 series BMW comes tanking up the right hand lane, cuts in front of the Transit van right at the last minute to take the left turn.
I get to the turn off and a few yards down the road pass the aforementioned BMW and Transit parked up at the side of the road with the drivers having a quiet chat.
Unfortunately for the BMW driver the van he cut up had the letters P O L I C E down the side and several members of Thames Valley Constabulary on board. Oh dear... :D
WARNING - unsavoury language may offend - NSFW
Another satisfying outcome
That is brilliant
On my way back i kept bang on the speed limit whilst an impatient idiot behind tried to hurry me up.
When i was close to the speed trap he thought it would be good to overtake as the road was clear and bombed past despite my sticking my arm out to try and warn him to stay back.
He was doing about 45-50 mph in a 30mph limit.
As he pulled in front of me he immediately saw the copper stood in his high vis jacket but it was too late. He flagged him down.
I bet he wished he had been a bit more patient. lol
A couple of seconds later, it dawned on me that the camera was facing the front of the bike, where they don't display registration numbers. That biker knew exactly what he was doing :mad:
Yep. Though I suspect that if you did that every day, one day there'd be a copper with a hairdryer on the right side of the road. So, as a biker, I'd have to say pull that stunt with caution. Or better still, don't take the piss out of speed limits. You can go through the things 10mph faster than the limit anyway, without setting them off.
Haha
Haaaa the more you watch it, the funnier it gets. The fine art of deeply satisfying swearing
Brilliant !
Tried to get the cops to rear end shunt him....not clever at the best of times
I can do better than that. Mate buys himself a sports car and driving in a 30 mile limit stop at lights - to be confronted by some idiot shouting how his car could beat it off the lights and moaning we had borrowed Dad's car.
(Pity he did not notice the speed trap quarter of a mile up the road)
So he starts revving his engine like a prize tw*t and then leaves half his tyres behind and a cloud of smoke as he sped off
We left sensibly and tell you what his face was an absolute picture as we passed him being pulled over.
There is an underpass I use regularly that has a 30pmh limit (two lanes)
The police use their hand held radar guns. They can definitely see you before you can see them (they use a wall to 'lean' on (hiding?)) The amount of drivers that fly down this underpass giving me dirty looks as a poodle along at 30mph.
:eek::cool:
:)Haha here we go again.
:)You were on your way to work were you?
:)A few days ago you said you were on benefits.
:)Then a few days before that you said you are a refrigeration engineer who travelled the world.
:)Then a few weeks before that you said you are a barman down your mates pub.
:)A few months before that and you are a tree surgeon.
:)Oh and youre an ex fireman too.
Do you keep forgetting this stuff you post?
Made me laugh as much as that linked video.