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  • Kittycat73Kittycat73 Posts: 2,958
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    I presume this is a spoof about Jordan? I don't usually keep tabs on these things but read the odd bit on DS.
  • skunkboy69skunkboy69 Posts: 9,506
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    That just about sums it up.
  • OcdGirlOcdGirl Posts: 12,174
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    Fantastic :D
  • artnadaartnada Posts: 10,113
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    "Keith Chegwin, who can’t be named for legal reasons, told our Home Affairs correspondent:"

    :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,382
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    Steps should be taken to ensure nothing like this ever happens again.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 574
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    Muzzy64 wrote: »
    http://www.bitethenews.com/2009/09/17/unnamed-celebrity-accused-of-doing-absolutely-nothing/

    Celebrity gone mad.....:mad:

    :D:D:D LOL LOL!!!! :D:D
  • Unigal07Unigal07 Posts: 22,326
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    :D:D So funny, loved it.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,804
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    Marvellous :D

    Brass Eye would have a field day too
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,822
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    LOL omg hahahahahahha!!
    LOL
    LOL!!!!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,704
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    That was so funny and sums up how stupid this Katie Price non-story is, the tabloids will print anything and overhype lies basically
  • roland ratroland rat Posts: 13,829
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    On a serious note, up here in scotland

    The daily record have not named the person, but they have confirmed it is a scottish celebrity, which of sorts confirms this person
  • cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    A Professor at Oxford University’s Centre for Molecular Sciences who wishes to remain nameless added: “I am far too intelligent to be interested in anything quite as mundane as this and I don’t actually know how I ended up in this news article

    Brilliant...this could run and run...but no doubt the celeb doesnt want to talk about it:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 355
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    roland rat wrote: »
    On a serious note, up here in scotland

    The daily record have not named the person, but they have confirmed it is a scottish celebrity, which of sorts confirms this person

    Surely not.................................Jimmy Krankie ??
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 145
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    Funny :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,800
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    cazzz wrote: »
    A Professor at Oxford University’s Centre for Molecular Sciences who wishes to remain nameless added: “I am far too intelligent to be interested in anything quite as mundane as this and I don’t actually know how I ended up in this news article

    Brilliant...this could run and run...but no doubt the celeb doesnt want to talk about it:D

    i found that hillarious :D:D:D:D:D
  • Rogana JoshRogana Josh Posts: 41,348
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    Muzzy64 wrote: »
    Surely not.................................Jimmy Krankie ??

    or Travis?
  • allie5allie5 Posts: 4,554
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    That is utterly brilliant! Funniest thing Ive read in ages!
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    mysticalan wrote: »
    Steps should be taken to ensure nothing like this ever happens again.

    What, the band Steps should be taken? :confused: Just as long as they don't let H come back.
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    newwoman wrote: »
    What, the band Steps should be taken? :confused: Just as long as they don't let H come back.


    I was gonna say surely they haven't been accused of taking advantage of Krusty ! :p
  • XassyXassy Posts: 9,365
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    newwoman wrote: »
    What, the band Steps should be taken? :confused: Just as long as they don't let H come back.

    Apparently, he died last Friday and then again today! :(
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Rose Petals wrote: »
    I was gonna say surely they haven't been accused of taking advantage of Krusty ! :p

    Now that would be a home video no one would pay to see :eek:
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Xassy wrote: »
    Apparently, he died last Friday and then again today! :(


    I know :cry: I got the email showing his grave.
  • zx50zx50 Posts: 91,269
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    I suspect that this is going to be a long list of spoofs taking the mickey out of her. I have to say, if this all isn't true, I'll be extremely disappointed in her.
  • cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    Xassy wrote: »
    Apparently, he died last Friday and then again today! :(

    H is dead! Does JK know about this?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 355
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    zx50 wrote: »
    I suspect that this is going to be a long list of spoofs taking the mickey out of her. I have to say, if this all isn't true, I'll be extremely disappointed in her.


    Our fascination with celebrity has gone mad, that's what this spoof is pointing too I think
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