I'm not lazy, in fact, I always made you work up a sweat .
I bet it was, did he get you out of the pink boxers?
Please, you just sat back while I entertained you, that's why you were so bitched about, because you couldn't be f**ked, YOU LAZY
To answer your question, a man fitting his height and build wearing a balaclava appeared and basically ripped them right off and threw me on the bed, if that wasn't him then oh dear , I was seeing doubles by that point.
Please, you just sat back while I entertained you, that's why you were so bitched about, because you couldn't be f**ked, YOU LAZY
To answer your question, a man fitting his height and build wearing a balaclava appeared and basically ripped them right off and threw me on the bed, if that wasn't him then oh dear , I was seeing doubles by that point.
You always did get what you wanted with me. :cool:
Ha, nope, I've told you everything about me now good and bad, no more secrets.
Would you believe me if I knew that could happen I'd try and save you?
No, not really
I literally got a call a while ago from my mate, f**k knows why but she's somehow ended up with 34 bottles of WKD (12 Blue/22 Red to be precise ) and she wants all 34 gone for tomorrow. Well I of course offered my services to give her a helping hand, free drink :D
I literally got a call a while ago from my mate, f**k knows why but she's somehow ended up with 34 bottles of WKD (12 Blue/22 Red to be precise ) and she wants all 34 gone for tomorrow. Well I of course offered my services to give her a helping hand, free drink :D
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Like I haven't heard that old chestnut before. LAZY BOY!
He released me
I'm not lazy, in fact, I always made you work up a sweat
I bet it was, did he get you out of the pink boxers?
Please, you just sat back while I entertained you, that's why you were so bitched about, because you couldn't be f**ked, YOU LAZY
To answer your question, a man fitting his height and build wearing a balaclava appeared and basically ripped them right off and threw me on the bed, if that wasn't him then oh dear
He's one horny c**t...
Pfft, whatever baby.
Oh yeah, sorry, that was me.
Whatever? so you admit you're wrong and I am right? :cool:
:eek:... holy s**t... :eek:
I didn't know you had it in you :cool:
I'm always right though, our sex life was brilliant, but I'l let you win and say I'm wrong.
I know, I was saving that, now you know what you've missed
If you don't admit I'm right then I'll scream
I never knew you could speak Polish or you were that strong :cool:
Oh I don't like your screams honey, so you are right.
Lot you don't know about me, babe
No one does really, I use it to get what I want :cool:
Are we on this again? spill the beans Lucas
Would you believe me if I told you there's a chance I may die tonight?
You always did get what you wanted with me. :cool:
Ha, nope, I've told you everything about me now good and bad, no more secrets.
Would you believe me if I knew that could happen I'd try and save you?
No, not really
I literally got a call a while ago from my mate, f**k knows why but she's somehow ended up with 34 bottles of WKD (12 Blue/22 Red to be precise
I love WKD, you can just do so much with it
Fine, I'l leave you to rot then. :rolleyes::D
You're such a piss-head. honestly. :sleep::p
Glasgow's sexiest pisshead, I'm #ThoroughBredPisshead
I was joking anyway.
You drink, have fun.
But I am a pisshead, just making a point hen. You know... don't take it personally :rolleyes::p
Place your bet, how many bottles before I'm out
I felt like a parent then, oh god, just put me down. :sleep:
I'l go with 7.
No, your just a little more mature than... the average mature teen
7? that's an insult :eek::D
No but I drink as well, I sleep in cellars when I'm beyond pissed and tell girls that I **** their boyfriends, I'm an awful drunk. :eek:
Okay double it, 14.
That'd be f**king hillarious, how do you end up in cellars? you hot mess
14 sounds more appropriate, thank you
I don't know, that is the worrying part. :eek: when we go out together sometime you'll know how bad I am.
No problem baby,
I'll look after you, it's one of the qualities us Glaswegians have, always know how to take care of our own... especially when theyre pished
I've never ended up in a cellar before but apparently I poured my heart out to my friends Rabbit (RIP Roger) once
I'd imagine that was a WTF moment then