This is a woman who can whirl across a dancefloor backwards, do the jive at breakneck speed and do the sort of aerial acrobatics that would impress a gymnast....all in sky high shoes. I'm sure walking down a few steps is not going to cause her much problems.
I'd be more worried for her baby if she was to do a waltz in flats with Russel Grant's enormous belly squashing the foetus
No that would be fine. I am sure it has very little muscle tone and is quite squashy and a good deal of it is wind anyway.
This is a woman who can whirl across a dancefloor backwards, do the jive at breakneck speed and do the sort of aerial acrobatics that would impress a gymnast....all in sky high shoes. I'm sure walking down a few steps is not going to cause her much problems.
I'd be more worried for her baby if she was to do a waltz in flats with Russel Grant's enormous belly squashing the foetus
LOL and so true. Personally I thought her shoes looked great.
I wore heels throughout my first pregnancy - never gave it a thought. When my OH came to pick me up from the hospital with my clothes - I sent him back out to buy me a flatter pair - I was terrified of carrying my brand new baby whilst wearing heels.
No that would be fine. I am sure it has very little muscle tone and is quite squashy and a good deal of it is wind anyway.
that would make it even more dangerous ......the jet thrust from one accidental fart during a tango would surely hurtle mother and child across the room and into the orchestra, where they could be shredded by razor sharp harp strings
Best if Russell was banned from being within a 100 metre radius of all pregnant women really...just in case
that would make it even more dangerous ......the jet thrust from one accidental fart during a tango would surely hurtle mother and child across the room and into the orchestra, where they could be shredded by razor sharp harp strings
Best if Russell was banned from being within a 100 metre radius of all pregnant women really...just in case
:D:D:D
I don't know. The journey into the inner workings of your mind is always an adventture!
I hate shoes with the hooves built in at the front. So 2012. But I have to say I was mighty impressed she could walk so elegantly in them. I doubt I could even stand in those.
I hate shoes with the hooves built in at the front. So 2012. But I have to say I was mighty impressed she could walk so elegantly in them. I doubt I could even stand in those.
2012! All that time ago?!!
You'll have to forgive my assholeishness, I just simply don't keep up with the fast moving world of fashion.
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No that would be fine. I am sure it has very little muscle tone and is quite squashy and a good deal of it is wind anyway.
LOL and so true. Personally I thought her shoes looked great.
I changed into a 'mummy' overnight
Indeed, more marshmallow than wrecking ball I should imagine
I bet they aren't, most prob costing 200 plus. Our Kristina has expensive taste especially in her shoes & handbags
£700ish according to the DM, they're Giuseppe Zanotti.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3407941/Did-Ben-Cohen-pregnant-girlfriend-Kristina-Rihanoff-s-CBB-Brother-eviction.html
Best if Russell was banned from being within a 100 metre radius of all pregnant women really...just in case
Wow, 700 quid to be crippled. I could buy 7 pairs of fitflops for that
OMG
Surely not last years fashion - what on earth was she thinking?
I don't know. The journey into the inner workings of your mind is always an adventture!
Or 700 pairs of these. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Women-Home-Casual-Shoes-Flip-Flops-Beach-Low-Heel-Slippers-Sandals-Bathroom-/371423636951?var=&hash=item567a92edd7:m:mXif6wvW4OOyLDn8tWWBDlQ
The snag is you would need a bigger house to keep them all.
You'll have to forgive my assholeishness, I just simply don't keep up with the fast moving world of fashion.
It's quite ok.....nearly every guest at the Royal Wedding wore hooves. ;-)
I prefer that term to platforms actually, gonna start using it instead:)