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Best Audition Tapes

.Kooky..Kooky. Posts: 620
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For me, Bonnah from BB7 had the best audition tape ever. It's such a shame it never materialised in the house; I think she was so overwhelmed with the other characters that she ended up recoiling into her shell.

For example, in this condensed version of the BB7 auditions:

Bonnie - "I will bring laughter, gaiety, everyfffin. Gaiety means happiness, I'm not gay, alright?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWTvV5rSZ38

:D:D

Which are your favourites? I think the ones from the later series are a little too manufactured.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,224
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    lol @ Bonneh - what a pointless HM she turned out to be! And that Grace makes my blood boil to this day !!!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,008
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    Based on the comedy value of Bonnie's audition alone, I'm completely unsurprised they picked her as a HM. She had far and away the most jaw-droppingly amazing VT. It's such a shame there's no videos of it available.

    "Even Davina will be at 'ome, flickin' 'er bean." :D
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    teenagemartyrteenagemartyr Posts: 6,782
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    I think the general consensus on here will be Bonnneehhhhhhh :D
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    21stCenturyBoy21stCenturyBoy Posts: 44,506
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    One of my favourite ever housemates.... Bonneh! That stomach flash!

    I also liked Dawn's "I look at the realities of life... and the realities of life are shit".
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    027huds027huds Posts: 12,571
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    21stCenturyBoy wrote: »
    One of my favourite ever housemates.... Bonneh! That stomach flash!

    I also liked Dawn's "I look at the realities of life... and the realities of life are shit".

    Haha! Dawn's was so unbelievably miserable, only to see her jump out the car and prance around energetically with a huge smile on her face :D
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    RevengaRevenga Posts: 11,321
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    21stCenturyBoy wrote: »
    One of my favourite ever housemates.... Bonneh! That stomach flash!

    I also liked Dawn's "I look at the realities of life... and the realities of life are shit".

    The BB7 VTs were hilarious. Dawn's had me in stitches. :D
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    21stCenturyBoy21stCenturyBoy Posts: 44,506
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    027huds wrote: »
    Haha! Dawn's was so unbelievably miserable, only to see her jump out the car and prance around energetically with a huge smile on her face :D

    Thats what I din't get! She leapt from the car in a red towel of some kind didn't she, and high kicked her way down the path. I also remember she was wearing a very interesingly coloured hair piece.

    Another great VT has to be Makosi- it was perfect from the very first second, when she had her eyes closed until the whistle blew to signify she could talk.
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    027huds027huds Posts: 12,571
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    21stCenturyBoy wrote: »
    Thats what I din't get! She leapt from the car in a red towel of some kind didn't she, and high kicked her way down the path. I also remember she was wearing a very interesingly coloured hair piece.

    Another great VT has to be Makosi- it was perfect from the very first second, when she had her eyes closed until the whistle blew to signify she could talk.

    I know, she seemed the exact opposite. In fact, the polar opposite from her VT actually made her one of my faves on launch night. Shame she had to turn out so disappointingly.
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    21stCenturyBoy21stCenturyBoy Posts: 44,506
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    027huds wrote: »
    I know, she seemed the exact opposite. In fact, the polar opposite from her VT actually made her one of my faves on launch night. Shame she had to turn out so disappointingly.

    She was on odd one. I remembe her on live feed one night at about 2am just doing some really bizarre dancing whilst the rest of the housemates slept.
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    -Sid--Sid- Posts: 29,365
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    Craig Coates sticks out for all the wrong reasons "I enjoy making people's lives miserable".

    He never redeemed himself.
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    superstar111superstar111 Posts: 18,479
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    Vanessa BB6 and Bonnie BB7.
    Bonnie dfinitely should have stayed that night.
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    Damien.Damien. Posts: 18,072
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    -Sid- wrote: »
    Craig Coates sticks out for all the wrong reasons "I enjoy making people's lives miserable".

    He never redeemed himself.

    Craig's is one that sticks out in my mind too.

    "I'm a f***ing spoilt brat and I always get what I want" :rolleyes:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    Elizabeth's (stripping naked on a freezing cold Scottish beach in a gale) sticks in the mind.

    Dennis's was actually quite engaging. When he said "if someone calls me fat I say f*** off you weirdo" I cheered.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,008
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    wonkeydonkey wrote: »
    Elizabeth's (stripping naked on a freezing cold Scottish beach in a gale) sticks in the mind.

    Dennis's was actually quite engaging. When he said "if someone calls me fat I say f*** off you weirdo" I cheered.

    Dennis, who insulted Mario by calling him "fatty".

    I don't remember the specifics, but I recall thinking Dennis's VT was perhaps the worst there's ever been.
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    Kyle123Kyle123 Posts: 25,782
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    I have to be another vote for Bonnie, just for the sheer hilarity factor - and the fact that she clearly wasnt putting on act for the camera, she was really that ignorant. :p

    Craig (BB6's) was clearly an exaggeration for the camera. Perhaps not as much of an exaggeration as he believed it to be, but he wasnt that much of a cock. :p
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    ShellsBluBikiniShellsBluBikini Posts: 2,535
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    "Come On Boys . . . Bonnie Is Here." :D

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdjufc_bonnie-checkin-and-wreckin-it_shortfilms
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,008
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    ShellsBluBikini wrote: »
    "Come On Boys . . . Bonnie Is Here." :D

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdjufc_bonnie-checkin-and-wreckin-it_shortfilms

    Awesome. :cool:
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