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    Pumping IronPumping Iron Posts: 29,891
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    Anyone see the fit bird on today, she's made the news!
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    ubermanuberman Posts: 2,221
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    Just watched an episode, don't know if it was part of the new series but anyway he made a right fool out of his security men because a girl walked onto the stage, she was the sister of someone on stage, he made them both walk up to him and made them say they'd do better, really embarrassing cringy stuff.
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    grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,695
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    Anyone see the fit bird on today, she's made the news!

    I just came across that story :D
    An attractive, normal girl on Jeremy Kyle? Surely some mistake? :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 96
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    creepy R Graham be all over that one then
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,190
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    grimtales1 wrote: »
    I just came across that story :D
    An attractive, normal girl on Jeremy Kyle? Surely some mistake? :D


    :o linky please?

    for research purposes obvs.. ;-)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,190
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    I thank you... yeah very attractive lady. Was she also articulate? I mean she's obviously a bit stupid but I guess we've all trusted someone we loved :/
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 96
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    Yes, spoke at normal volume, tone and answered exactly what was asked. Came across as completely genuine as opposed to the usual aimlessly shouting foul mouthed walking stick carrying DSS con merchants that are normally on
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,190
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    Yes, spoke at normal volume, tone and answered exactly what was asked. Came across as completely genuine as opposed to the usual aimlessly shouting foul mouthed walking stick carrying DSS con merchants that are normally on

    Well I hope the research assistance that booked her hasn't been punished or sacked... a guest booking criteria refresher course would probably do.

    I cannot imagine how slimy Kyle must have been... he must have been creaming his pants over her... not to mention the personal space invader genius Graham
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 96
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    Justabloke wrote: »
    Well I hope the research assistance that booked her hasn't been punished or sacked... a guest booking criteria refresher course would probably do.

    I cannot imagine how slimy Kyle must have been... he must have been creaming his pants over her... not to mention the personal space invader genius Graham

    Oh he was full slime mode on, intently listening and actually repeating the responses to prove he listened as for R Graham , crikey I think he shaved his Gary-Glitter-Goatee for this one before leaning in with there there my dear
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    Paul WilsonPaul Wilson Posts: 5,108
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    Did anyone happen to see the young girl that whacked him one this week? That I've gotta see!
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    WhyIsTVSoAwfulWhyIsTVSoAwful Posts: 608
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    Oh he was full slime mode on, intently listening and actually repeating the responses to prove he listened as for R Graham , crikey I think he shaved his Gary-Glitter-Goatee for this one before leaning in with there there my dear

    Who's 'R Graham'? :confused:
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    LaineyTLaineyT Posts: 6,392
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    Who's 'R Graham'? :confused:

    For the past 10 years Graham has been the Director of After Care on ITV’s Jeremy Kyle Show, dispensing advice on issues ranging from Anxiety, and Depression to Substance Misuse and Eating disorders. However, his primary responsibility is to manage the shows guest welfare service programme which provides a professional support and advisory service for everyone that appears on the show.

    http://www.grahamstanier.com/jeremy-kyle/
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,075
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    I always chuckle at the words during the breaks 'The Jeremey Kyle Show... Bringing People together'

    Yeah right!

    Only to have a fight with. :D
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    intoxicationintoxication Posts: 7,059
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    Neil_N wrote: »
    The question is, the lie detector isn't accurate. If it was, why does no court in the land use it. This is the land of back-handers and deception.

    Exactly they try to claim it is 96%(?) percent accurate when this has been disproved. But even going by that logic it would still mean 4% would be inaccurate and yet I have never once saw this being mentioned as a possibility
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    WhyIsTVSoAwfulWhyIsTVSoAwful Posts: 608
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    Exactly they try to claim it is 96%(?) percent accurate when this has been disproved. But even going by that logic it would still mean 4% would be inaccurate and yet I have never once saw this being mentioned as a possibility

    Having said that though, and I'm no supporter of the lie detector myself, but the ones revealed to have been lying almost ALWAYS act falsely and unconvincingly in their attempts to deny it and pretend to cry - producing no tears whatsoever. A few times they even admit it right after the result.
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    grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,695
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    Exactly they try to claim it is 96%(?) percent accurate when this has been disproved. But even going by that logic it would still mean 4% would be inaccurate and yet I have never once saw this being mentioned as a possibility

    Yeah, and Kyle always used to sneer "Oh so youre one of the 4% are you?" when that could actually be quite possible I think :confused:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,190
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    has anyone seen all the "talking heads" drawn from the ITV glitterati saying how much they're looking forward to celebrating his 10 years on ITV? what a horrifying prospect.
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    Leicester_HunkLeicester_Hunk Posts: 18,316
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    You know the stock phrases they come out with (not Jeremy, the guests) such as "obviously" "love him/her to bits or to pieces" and the one who kept saying "basically" like a parrot?

    What a lot of chavs do is post "X or Y is "my world" - usually their latest child by somebody they aren't married to. Just like Dan Osborne has tweeted about Jacqueline Jossa and his 2 children.
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    ArrowArrow Posts: 102
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    Why are ITV back to showing repeats again? Mondays episode was so old, it wasn't even available in HD! The way they screen the new episodes is absurd. Obviously trying to string them out.
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    Neil_NNeil_N Posts: 6,026
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    Arrow wrote: »
    Why are ITV back to showing repeats again? Mondays episode was so old, it wasn't even available in HD! The way they screen the new episodes is absurd. Obviously trying to string them out.

    Summer holidays I guess? What gets me is ITV2, same few episodes on a loop.
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    AngelDollAngelDoll Posts: 137
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    I'm watching with renewed interest today. He's coming down hard on the cheaters isn't he? :p
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    best boybest boy Posts: 836
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    You know the stock phrases they come out with (not Jeremy, the guests) such as "obviously" "love him/her to bits or to pieces" and the one who kept saying "basically" like a parrot?

    What a lot of chavs do is post "X or Y is "my world" - usually their latest child by somebody they aren't married to. Just like Dan Osborne has tweeted about Jacqueline Jossa and his 2 children.

    "You've brought me on national television."

    "I love the bones of you."

    "I swear down..."

    and other chav-speak.
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    JSemple3JSemple3 Posts: 8,652
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    You have to be kidding me! Darth vader's back.............sorry I meant Julie yet again!
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    bookboxerbookboxer Posts: 1,701
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    JSemple3 wrote: »
    You have to be kidding me! Darth vader's back.............sorry I meant Julie yet again!

    Didn't Jeremy Kyle say she would never be allowed back?

    It's reached the point where they are too desperate for "guests". They need to either cancel the show or go down the Jerry Springer route and play the whole thing for laughs.
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