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People you'd like to shoot.........for no reason.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,992
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    There are so many, where to start...

    Lulu - The dried up old bint who randomly bursts into song everytime she appears on tv.

    Carol McGiffen - Moany and bitter.

    Bonnie Langford - Grrr!

    Jane McDonald

    Carol Vorderman

    All Of The GMTV Presenters, apart from Ben Shephard

    Flash from Quizmania

    Usher - Smug Git

    Robbie Williams - See Above

    50 Cent

    Kaplinsky


    Ricky Gervais
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,335
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    Tamara Beckwith
    Tony Bliar
    John P*sspot
    Josh West - Home & Away character - not the actor
    My neighbours - there is a good reason tho':D
    Anyone involved in illegal drugs
    Pimps
    Rapists
    Paedophiles - that word is so ugly too :eek:
    Chavs
    Jane McDonald
    Danny Baldwin - Corrie - can't stand Bradley Walsh either
    Tom Cruise - no I can't think of a reason and he has had a rough childhood but still don't like him
    Goody two shoes Anthea Turner - I'm Miss Perfect housewife - vomit
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    Pat's EarringsPat's Earrings Posts: 678
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    Fern Britton.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,335
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    Jane McDonald
    Flabbi Muff
    Jeremy Kyle
    The Slappletons
    Sara Cox
    Chris Martin

    Ooh -you've got me started and I was in a good "TFI Friday" mood 'til now!

    That reminds me -

    Chris Evans

    Who's Flabbi Muff??? :D:D
    That's going to give the giggles all evening now :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 835
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    every talentless zeleb wannabe (led by the Marsh) who wants to be famous for being famous without doing anything to earn it...shoot the lot of them into the sun I say....
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,335
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    gemini666 wrote:
    Oh yes, def Kate Lawler - mind you, I'd do away with most BB winners, apart from Brian.
    Plus, on a BB theme, Maxwell, Saskia and awful Orlaith.
    MAKOSI, how could I not save a special bullet with her name on?!

    Macswill, Sarkia and Orla = 3 of the most detestable people in the UK. :mad:

    Makosi is funny, I don't like her but she thinks she is great - she was entertaining.
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    PeachiePeachie Posts: 4,016
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    RPM wrote:
    The cast and crew of Emmerdale so I wouldn't have to suffer it 6 times a week

    :eek:

    Go and wash your mouth out! :mad:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,733
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    XxXPETEXxX wrote:
    Chantelle - that girl annoys me so much

    Point blank range :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 15,059
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    I've been looking throught the pages of this thread and in every case, people must have a reason for wanting to shoot the said person, or persons - some have even highlighted why they'd want to. I have tried to think of some people - and I've thought of a group of them, but I have my reasons for doing so, so technically it doesn't count, does it? Anyway, I know this is probably aimed at celebrities, so I apologise in advance, but to answer the question - and with that in mind, I'd pick all the low-life scum who go around committing crimes of a serious and reprehensible nature. :mad:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 33
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    Gavin Henson, far too self centered for his own good.
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    bathlampbathlamp Posts: 191
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    Paul Weller
    Jack Nicholson
    Mark Lamarr
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    tangsmantangsman Posts: 3,661
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    Madonna
    Robbie Williams
    Chantelle
    Preston
    Jade Goody
    Jordan
    Peter Andre
    Jodi Marsh
    Kate Moss
    Pete Doherty
    Brad Pitt
    Angelina Jolie
    Elton John
    Victoria Beckham
    Collen McLoughlin
    Naomi Campbell
    Sienna Miller
    Jude Law
    Simon Cowell
    Sharon Osbourne
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 877
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    Who's Flabbi Muff??? :D:D
    That's going to give the giggles all evening now :D

    LOL @ Flabbi Muff

    I think the OP is hinting at Abi Titmuss? I'm not sure though!

    Back on topic

    Maxwell & Saskia
    50 Cent
    Mischa Barton
    Pete Doherty
    George Bush
    Cheryl Tweedy
    Sven Eriksson
    every single ITV football commentator
    Scott Mills
    Kevin Federline
    but most of all...Paula Abdul!!!!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 18
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    Westlife (You Raise Me Up is a crime against humanity and is reason enough to shoot them several times,never mind the rest of their back catalogue)

    Pretty much all of the Loose Women crew
    Jeremy Kyle
    Trisha
    Anyone involved in the Pop idol programme
    In fact,the b*%$£@d who came up with the whole 'ring up and vote' type tv shows-they are the work of the devil
    Most of the people inside 'Hello' magazine (and magazines of that ilk) on a regular basis

    I am sure I could come up with more but I have to goto work soon and don't want to make it worse than it already is...
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 604
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    Michael Schumacer - Smug git
    Michael Parkinson - Um... Smug git
    Anne Robinson - ooh eer... Smug cow
    Chantelle - but not in the head, nothing worth shooting there.
    Nicky "Watchdog" Campbell - Smug self important git
    John McCrirrick - TOTAL T*SS*R
    Anne "Chip retention" Diamond - Cheating Smug Cow
    Tony "Fony" Blair - El Presidente of Smug Gits
    Cherie "Wicked Witch" Blair - For stealing Gromits mouth
    Alan "e-mailer" Sugar - Arrogant smug git
    Anthea "Snowflake" Turner - Greedy b!tch
    David "the freak" Gest - for breathing
    George Bush Senior - for creating George W Bush
    George "International statesman of the year" W Bush - Self explanitory
    Chesney "The mole" Hawkes
    Enrique "Revenge of the mole" Iglasias


    and so many many more....

    Oh yeah and any of the morons involved with ITV's The Mint
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 953
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    Kym Marsh/Jack Ryder

    sarah Harding of Tramps Aloud fame

    Sam & Mark

    Jodie Marsh

    Posh

    Neil "DR" Fox

    Shame Richie

    That agony aunt Denise something or other

    Kate Thornton

    Bradley Walsh

    (they'll do................ for now)
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    stacey fanstacey fan Posts: 1,527
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    gabrail kent
    cindy parker
    zoe slater
    louise larson
    harold bishop
    yolane trueman
    sky mangle
    the woman who sometimes persents this morning
    the homework wev'e been given (sorry its not a person)
    sometimes jean slater
    niomi :confused:
    sonia fowler
    :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2
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    Josh West - Home & Away character - not the actor


    Your wish may have been answered... ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 406
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    Chantelle and Preston
    Jade Goody
    (Well all reality TV 'stars' really)
    Tom Cruise
    All GMTV presenters and production staff

    That should keep me busy for a coupla days while I think of the others
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,430
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    Amanda Holden
    Adele Silva
    Claire Sweeney &
    Tamsin Outhwaite.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,871
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    Natasha kaplinsky
    Paris Hilton
    Chantelle big brother
    Rachel Stevens
    McFly
    Everyone off Big Brother (apart from people from series 1 cos I didn't see it)
    Emma Bunton
    Mel B
    Mel C
    Keira Knightly
    Louise Glover
    Jodie Marsh
    Sharon off Eastenders
    Ruby off Eastenders
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 756
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    Robbie from Home and Away!!!!!!!!!1
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 43
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    Sienna Miller
    Chantelle and Preston
    Bec Cartwright
    Mischa Barton
    Lindsay Lohan
    Britney Spears
    Kevin Federline
    Kate Moss
    Charlotte Church
    Pete Doherty
    Jordan
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    Squealer_MahonySquealer_Mahony Posts: 6,483
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    Sienna Miller
    Jessica Alba
    Scarlett Johanson
    Keria knightly

    Purely because I am sick of the sight of their ****y little faces everywhere and also the people who write the showiz pages on sky news.
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    mr.spockmr.spock Posts: 204
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    Sienna Miller
    Jessica Alba
    Scarlett Johanson
    Keria knightly

    Purely because I am sick of the sight of their ****y little faces everywhere and also the people who write the showiz pages on sky news.

    Dennis Nielson
    Barbra Streisland
    Jools Oliver

    All need a good kicking
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