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    Misanthropy_83Misanthropy_83 Posts: 2,561
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    #27
    butt plugs
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    SnrDevSnrDev Posts: 6,094
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    Coasters. Can't live a civilised life without coasters.
    Small Hadron Collider, to check.
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    anne_666anne_666 Posts: 72,891
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    KY jelly, make it a totally brand new and the ultimate in satisfying adventure. Good luck :)
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    VulpesVulpes Posts: 1,504
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    Door stops
    Draught excluders
    Carpet sweeper
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    lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    Doilies
    Knitted loo roll doll
    Laser pointer
    Cantonese dictionary
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    A Ronnie ******* Pickering.
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    Serial LurkerSerial Lurker Posts: 10,763
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    Imodium. You never know.
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    anne_666anne_666 Posts: 72,891
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    Ber wrote: »
    One of those things you hang your bananas on.
    A rifle cabinet
    Trivet
    Crying clown picture
    Lazy Susan
    Antimacassars

    I like this. A cross between Corrie and Downton. :cool:
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    DangermooseDangermoose Posts: 67,997
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    Serial Lurker wrote: »
    Imodium. You never know.

    Instants or capsules?
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    SnrDevSnrDev Posts: 6,094
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    Ber wrote: »
    One of those things you hang your bananas on.
    A rifle cabinet
    Trivet
    Crying clown picture
    Lazy Susan
    Antimacassars
    anne_666 wrote: »
    I like this. A cross between Corrie and Downton. :cool:
    Quite. If you have the clown picture it'll need the tennis player scratching her arris opposite to offset it.
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    JimothyDJimothyD Posts: 8,868
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    Air horn
    Reaching broom
    Broken lawnmower engines
    Furry, pink toilet seat cover
    Framed picture of HRH Charles & Diana
    Glue
    Sandwich bags
    Rising damp detector
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    bart4858bart4858 Posts: 11,436
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    EbonyHamster wrote: »
    New bed linen

    Can anyone think of anything else?

    A bed?
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    stargirl 2stargirl 2 Posts: 2,061
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    well well i knew it wouldnt be long before we had this thread from dear ole ebs, she never disappoints haha.
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    Serial LurkerSerial Lurker Posts: 10,763
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    Dangermoose wrote: »
    Instants or capsules?

    Instants. Potent stuff. The merest hint of an untrustworthy fart at an inopportune time and those things are a life saver, or at least save you from the very real horror that you may well shit yourself.
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    lemoncurd wrote: »
    Cilit Bang
    Lava lamp

    I have to admit I misread that word :p:blush:
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    DangermooseDangermoose Posts: 67,997
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    muggins14 wrote: »
    I have to admit I misread that word :p:blush:

    Good god! Don't start her on that one again :o:o
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    Dangermoose wrote: »
    Good god! Don't start her on that one again :o:o

    I need to wash my brain out, I blame that What Sally bought thread :D
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    Toby LaRhoneToby LaRhone Posts: 12,916
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    EbonyHamster wrote: »
    I'm making a list of things we'll need for the new place, so far I've got on it

    Toilet brush
    Coasters
    Washing basket
    Basket for dirty washing
    New bed linen
    JML clothes dryer
    Fly nets for windows
    Sticky strips for calendars
    One of those things for putting clean dishes in on the draining board

    Can anyone think of anything else?
    The upside is it doesn't look like you'll need contents insurance.
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    James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    Pump.
    Repair Kit
    Spare Innertube
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    EbonyHamsterEbonyHamster Posts: 8,175
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    SnrDev wrote: »
    Dog
    Domestic staff
    Wine chiller
    Decanter
    Half-sized goals in the hall for rainy day football
    Quality floorstander loudspeakers
    Amp
    Pre-amp
    Power amps
    Necessary Cabling for same
    Pukkah cd player
    Windows 2012 server (you never know)
    Decent router + ethernet cabling
    Dungeon
    Safe word
    Fairy liquid + marigolds
    Cat food bowl
    Batphone
    J Cloths
    Wine cellar
    Stable for horses
    Coal chute
    Underground passage to the underworld and the gates of Hades
    Stairway To Heaven (remastered cd reissue from last year is best bet prob)
    Brillo pads
    Dishwasher tablets.

    LOLd at some of those

    Want a dog!!
    Shopaholic26 wrote: »
    Condoms
    Lion Bars

    :D

    Oh lion bars, cheers :D

    Already have the former
    Pumping Iron wrote: »
    Eggs.

    Mmmm eggs!

    How's the mrs and the twins?
    BadLadAsh wrote: »
    When you move will it be during the day or night? because you sleep all day don't you?

    Day time
    CBFreak wrote: »
    Light Bulbs, torch, candles, bed

    Candles, nice one
    belly button wrote: »
    Pegs
    Peg bag
    Peg box
    Peg case
    Sink plunger

    Ooh cheers :D
    Misanthropy_83 wrote: »
    butt plugs

    Eeewwwwww :o
    Serial Lurker wrote: »
    Imodium. You never know.

    Stocked up on that :D
    JimothyD wrote: »
    Air horn
    Reaching broom
    Broken lawnmower engines
    Furry, pink toilet seat cover
    Framed picture of HRH Charles & Diana
    Glue
    Sandwich bags
    Rising damp detector

    Pink? What am I, a girl! :D
    Toby LaRhone wrote: »
    The upside is it doesn't look like you'll need contents insurance.

    Lol

    You're right though we won't be getting that
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    duckyluckyduckylucky Posts: 13,864
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    Cat repellent

    Air freshner
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    IqoniqIqoniq Posts: 6,299
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    Whatever you do remember NOT to get an an internet connection and any device that can access it...
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    duckyluckyduckylucky Posts: 13,864
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    EbonyHamster wrote: »
    I'm making a list of things we'll need for the new place, so far I've got on it

    Toilet brush
    Coasters
    Washing basket
    Basket for dirty washing
    New bed linen
    JML clothes dryer
    Fly nets for windows
    Sticky strips for calendars
    One of those things for putting clean dishes in on the draining board

    Can anyone think of anything else?

    A toilet brush holder to hold the toilet brush
    A calender to put on the sticky strips
    A bed to put the bed linen on
    Cups to put on the coasters
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    MargMckMargMck Posts: 24,115
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    Plastic carrier bags.
    A chainsaw.
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    EbonyHamsterEbonyHamster Posts: 8,175
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    Iqoniq wrote: »
    Whatever you do remember NOT to get an an internet connection and any device that can access it...

    *rolleyes*
    duckylucky wrote: »
    A toilet brush holder to hold the toilet brush
    A calender to put on the sticky strips
    A bed to put the bed linen on
    Cups to put on the coasters

    Have all but the first
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