If you were on Jeremy Kyle show, what would the headline be?

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• Constant PMT Posts: 3,458

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  06/11/10 - 14:05 #52

  'I slept with my doctor'

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• 21stCenturyBoy Posts: 44,506

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  06/11/10 - 14:09 #53

  "I'm far too busy and important to watch Daytime TV, let alone appear on it"

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 68,508

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  06/11/10 - 14:24 #54

  "Still owns a Robertsons golly brooch".

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  06/11/10 - 15:28 #55

  '' I like you ,you like me ,we have sex ..so i can have your phone number now and stop communicating via your mate? ''
  
  I love a bit of Jezza of a morning .

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• douknowotimean? Posts: 1,799

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  06/11/10 - 15:47 #56

  "I''m on a show full of vile, disgusting and smelly chavs :eek:"

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  06/11/10 - 15:54 #57

  "I'm 23, always had a job or been in education. I've never been engaged, had a child or received benefits, am I normal?!"
  
  To be honest, where I live most of the above is not considered normal, more than one person has wondered why I haven't "settled down" yet :eek:

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