Contestants will get plastic looking, ill-fitting veneers done, then will compete to see who can lose the most over the next 7 days.
WEEK 3 - Botoxic
It's time to get the needles out. Will our contestants be able to get that frozen Jordan look?
WEEK 4 - Horseing Around
Time for the contestants to see if they can emulate the plastic one's talent for buying, then discarding horses.
WEEK 5 - Death Race 2011
How many obsticles will the contestants hit as they drive a massive pink horsebox around the track? Remember, while driving, they have to have their vision obscured by a bag, towel or other similar object. They will also have to either talk on a mobile phone or spray perfume.
WEEK 6 - Hogging The Headlines
How many stories about themselves will the contestants be able to sell to the media in the course of one week?
WEEK 7 - Marry A Pushover
The challange is to marry a man as orange and stupid as they are and then spend the entire relationship trying to metaphorically cut his balls off.
Contestants will get plastic looking, ill-fitting veneers done, then will compete to see who can lose the most over the next 7 days.
WEEK 3 - Botoxic
It's time to get the needles out. Will our contestants be able to get that frozen Jordan look?
WEEK 4 - Horseing Around
Time for the contestants to see if they can emulate the plastic one's talent for buying, then discarding horses.
WEEK 5 - Death Race 2011
How many obsticles will the contestants hit as they drive a massive pink horsebox around the track? Remember, while driving, they have to have their vision obscured by a bag, towel or other similar object. They will also have to either talk on a mobile phone or spray perfume.
WEEK 6 - Hogging The Headlines
How many stories about themselves will the contestants be able to sell to the media in the course of one week?
I have always thought that Living was a curious combination of crime shows and reality tv. Looks like they managed to find a show that ticks both the boxes.
Any shapes sizes heights individuality is a must to audition for Jordan idol I will let you know when soo watch this space xx
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Any shapes sizes heights individuality is a must to audition for Jordan idol I will let you know when soo watch this space xx
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Any shapes sizes heights individuality is a must to audition for Jordan idol I will let you know when soo watch this space xx
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In that case I'd love to see a 20 stone, 6ft, 60 year old tranny auditioning, then if they fail, they can sue her under the Equal Opportunities act or whatever it is now.
Any shapes sizes heights individuality is a must to audition for Jordan idol I will let you know when soo watch this space xx
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I agree. Its not to be taken too seriously, its light hearted entertainment. It won't change the way teenages think its just will be cringeworthy tv. Like the auditions at the beginning of XFactor of people who think they can sing. I wonder who the judges will be.
I don't think the people who turn up for the interviews will be lighthearted about it at all. :eek:
In that case I'd love to see a 20 stone, 6ft, 60 year old tranny auditioning, then if they fail, they can sue her under the Equal Opportunities act or whatever it is now.
Don't know why anyone would want to have skin the colour of an aged leather armchair, polyester hair and caterpillars for eyebrows. Not to mention bowling balls for t*ts and a top lip to rival Donald Duck's.
:eek:
PMSL! I love that so much!
There are a few girls who want to be like her, unbelievably. If one of my kids grew up wanting to emulate her I would be mortified!
Don't know why anyone would want to have skin the colour of an aged leather armchair, polyester hair and caterpillars for eyebrows. Not to mention bowling balls for t*ts and a top lip to rival Donald Duck's.
:eek:
Well you will know the world has gone mad when you see somone who looks like this and it turns out to be Minnie Mouse :eek::D
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WEEK 7 - Marry A Pushover
The challange is to marry a man as orange and stupid as they are and then spend the entire relationship trying to metaphorically cut his balls off.
http://newsroom.mtv.com/2009/11/06/jordan-knight/
some "creative" fookwit in brightly coloured glasses no doubt who imagines they are being ironic....
Excellent:DYou should be the scriptwriter.:)
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Just keeping you updated:D I want a job in PR.:o
Tell me she isn't going pc? :eek:
In that case I'd love to see a 20 stone, 6ft, 60 year old tranny auditioning, then if they fail, they can sue her under the Equal Opportunities act or whatever it is now.
Have a word with Claire at CAN.
Nah, I'm sure she'll find a way of blaming CAN!
I don't think the people who turn up for the interviews will be lighthearted about it at all. :eek:
How did you know I was going to go there NIM?
And my unconceived grandchildren.
I suppose it's like Paris Hilton's new best friend - when loads of bimbos fight it out for the "super star's" attentions!!
Not sure what Pete will come up with for him
PMSL!
There are a few girls who want to be like her, unbelievably. If one of my kids grew up wanting to emulate her I would be mortified!
Well you will know the world has gone mad when you see somone who looks like this and it turns out to be Minnie Mouse :eek::D
To get on TV and be faymuss!
Or "infaymuss".