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"Church Study" shows pokemon turned teens gay

dee123dee123 Posts: 46,270
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How utterly ridiculous. Crying with laughter at the gif though. Naughty Pikachu! :D

http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/04/13/pokemon-and-his-fruity-friends-turned-teens-gay-claims-new-church-study/
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    DangermooseDangermoose Posts: 67,942
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    The absurd study comes from the same church whose pastor launched a crowd-funding campaign so he could buy a new private luxury jet for $65 million – because God told him it was the right thing to do .....

    Just :D:D:D
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    droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    At least they didn't blame jigglypuff
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    UKMikeyUKMikey Posts: 28,728
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    Hayes's fellow churchman the Rev Jerry Falwell tried to blame teh gay on the Teletubbies once.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/276677.stm
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    darkislanddarkisland Posts: 3,178
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    UKMikey wrote: »
    Hayes's fellow churchman the Rev Jerry Falwell tried to blame teh gay on the Teletubbies once.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/276677.stm

    These folk are truly tragic. Do they have no self-awareness / reality awareness, or is it just a highly organised, cynical cash grab ?
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,270
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    A church study? Yeah, like they're not going to be prejudiced. There'll be about as much science in this 'study' as there is invisible people on Earth.
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    DangermooseDangermoose Posts: 67,942
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    zx50 wrote: »
    A church study? Yeah, like they're not going to be prejudiced. There'll be about as much science in this 'study' as there is invisible people on Earth.

    Who said that? :o
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    UKMikeyUKMikey Posts: 28,728
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    darkisland wrote: »
    These folk are truly tragic. Do they have no self-awareness / reality awareness, or is it just a highly organised, cynical cash grab ?
    Before he went on to his final reward in 2007 Falwell also blamed gay people, lesbians, feminists, pagans and abortionists for the September 11th attacks as if he were an OG version of Fred Phelps.

    http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/05/15/falwell.legacy/index.html?eref=aol
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    Creflo Dollar Ministry?

    What a daft name for a church, mind its leaders are equally daft by the looks of it.
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    Keiō LineKeiō Line Posts: 12,979
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    Another church but it just make me laugh for being wrong in so many ways.

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/new-york-pastor-obama-sending-white-homo-demons-to-scoop-up-black-men/
    ”Obama has released the homo demons on the black man. Look out black woman. A white homo may take your man.”
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    “You <American black women> will have a very hard time competing against a white homosexual male,” he opined. “He’s usually got money. A white homo usually has an American Express card, he usually has an opportunity at the theater. Homos love the theater. They love to go out to dinner, parties. They love that kind of a thing. And as a black woman, you can’t compete!”

    It is NOT a news parody site
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    dee123dee123 Posts: 46,270
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    darkisland wrote: »
    These folk are truly tragic. Do they have no self-awareness / reality awareness, or is it just a highly organised, cynical cash grab ?

    Both probably.
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    UKMikeyUKMikey Posts: 28,728
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    Keiō Line wrote: »
    Another church but it just make me laugh for being wrong in so many ways.

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/new-york-pastor-obama-sending-white-homo-demons-to-scoop-up-black-men/


    It is NOT a news parody site
    What a nutter. Unlike Falwell however this Manning guy sounds kind of marginalised.

    http://mobile.nytimes.com/2008/03/31/nyregion/31pastor.html?_r=1
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    SJ_MentalSJ_Mental Posts: 16,138
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    I shall let my son know he is no doubt gay, His girlfriend will be devastated, Think I shall wait until the engagement dinner tonight.
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    SULLASULLA Posts: 149,789
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    zx50 wrote: »
    A church study? Yeah, like they're not going to be prejudiced. There'll be about as much science in this 'study' as there is invisible people on Earth.

    How would you be able to count them ?
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    PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    dee123 wrote: »
    How utterly ridiculous. Crying with laughter at the gif though. Naughty Pikachu! :D

    http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/04/13/pokemon-and-his-fruity-friends-turned-teens-gay-claims-new-church-study/

    How can this be true. There is nothing sexual about the name 'Slowpoke' and 'Squirtle' doesn't sound like a genre of porn and "Wartortle' isn't an STD.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    Keiō Line wrote: »
    Another church but it just make me laugh for being wrong in so many ways.

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/new-york-pastor-obama-sending-white-homo-demons-to-scoop-up-black-men/


    It is NOT a news parody site

    Manning sounds absolutely bonkers. (He is the 'Starbucks put semen in their coffee' man.) It is quite scary that he has a congregation.

    In comparison, the Creflo Dollar Ministry just sounds ordinarily nuts. Give us the money!
    I believe this is a great opportunity for you to be a part of ushering in the end-time harvest of souls. Get on board today and let’s get the job done!

    It does rather sound as if the world will end sooner if you send them money, so I don't think I'll bother.
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    KapellmeisterKapellmeister Posts: 41,322
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    dee123 wrote: »
    How utterly ridiculous. Crying with laughter at the gif though. Naughty Pikachu! :D

    http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/04/13/pokemon-and-his-fruity-friends-turned-teens-gay-claims-new-church-study/

    Yes, it's worth clicking on the link for the little animated gif alone :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 229
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    I remember reading something years ago about Pokémon apparently being Satanic because it involved summoning demons or something. Just make Pokémon seem cooler, to be honest.
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    silentNatesilentNate Posts: 84,079
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    Kapellmeister wrote: »
    Yes, it's worth clicking on the link for the little animated gif alone :D

    Once seen can never be unseen!! :o:blush:
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    What name??What name?? Posts: 26,623
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    Then there is hope of a cure. All he has to do is find the cartoon that turns gay people straight and air it constantly and the dilemma of the church is solved. Maybe his faithful will donate to save all those sinners. It's got to be a worthy cause.
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    TrollHunterTrollHunter Posts: 12,496
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    silentNate wrote: »
    Once seen can never be unseen!! :o:blush:

    Poor little Pikachu :(

    Is that Pikachu turning gay, or was he gay already, only he doesn't look like he's really enjoying trying to take that chap's shorts off.
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    rumpleteazerrumpleteazer Posts: 5,746
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    What name?? wrote: »
    Then there is hope of a cure. All he has to do is find the cartoon that turns gay people straight and air it constantly and the dilemma of the church is solved. Maybe his faithful will donate to save all those sinners. It's got to be a worthy cause.

    I remember watching a cartoon that told bible stories when I was little, it was set in Roman times and the main characters were being persecuted for their faith if I remember rightly. Maybe that will do.

    Although all I really remember from it was the bread looked tasty and Jesus has some crazy hair so maybe not.
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    cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    That theory sounds rather Farfetch'd...
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    What name??What name?? Posts: 26,623
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    rumpleteazer wrote: »
    Although all I really remember from it was the bread looked tasty and Jesus has some crazy hair so maybe not.
    Crazy hot or crazy yuck?
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    rumpleteazerrumpleteazer Posts: 5,746
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    What name?? wrote: »
    Crazy hot or crazy yuck?

    I've just found it, it's called The Story Keepers, turns out Jesus had normal jesus hair, I'm now thing he had some kind of odd accent for a desert dwelling hebrew. It's been more than 20 years since I watched it so it's a bit fuzzy :blush:
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    anne_666anne_666 Posts: 72,891
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    This is more enlightening than anything he preaches!

    It's called The Gospel of Prosperity.

    Who'd a think it, he's absolutely loaded.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCS0YHm_58c
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