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BB Twitter fans discuss great moments in literature...
Cazoo
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#1 Elizabeth Bennet comments to her sister on Mr Darcy's rather aloof and off-hand manner at the dance
"Why would he go for that minger anyway?"
"Darcy's such a D*CK. He never tries in tasks"
"Eff of Eliza, you are OLD (or at least on the cusp of marriagable age)"
"Eliza and Jane B*TCHING about D'arcy:eek:"
"He's just being himself, unlike those poncey dancers playing up to the cameras"
"He doesn't fancy her, he fancies Bingley. Man love"
"Eliza is fat"
"Stop trying to create a showmance. You is just jellus of Jane and Mr Bingley. JB 4 eva"
Any other great moments in literature you think the Twitter crowd (or DS crowd) should comment on?
"Why would he go for that minger anyway?"
"Darcy's such a D*CK. He never tries in tasks"
"Eff of Eliza, you are OLD (or at least on the cusp of marriagable age)"
"Eliza and Jane B*TCHING about D'arcy:eek:"
"He's just being himself, unlike those poncey dancers playing up to the cameras"
"He doesn't fancy her, he fancies Bingley. Man love"
"Eliza is fat"
"Stop trying to create a showmance. You is just jellus of Jane and Mr Bingley. JB 4 eva"
Any other great moments in literature you think the Twitter crowd (or DS crowd) should comment on?
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He is just a jealous bully. :mad:
Sad man, trying to play the race card. :rolleyes:
Look at him trying to get the sympathy vote just because he is being stripped of his entire fortune. :rolleyes::rolleyes:
How about when Jane Eyre meets the first Mrs Rochester aka The Mad Woman In The Attic
Introducing the knowledge of good and evil into the world. Her mother must be so proud. :rolleyes:
Give her two weeks and those fig leaves will be off and she will be flaunting herself in Nuts magazine. :rolleyes:
That serpent is a total biatch...
The Serpeve thread of appreciation...
"Why is Jane just sitting there while the doctor tends to the wounded man? BORING."
"This is the first interesting thing Jane has done since entering the house"
"Jane was really different on her VT. She's a fake"
"I love Mr Rochester, he's got such a dry wit. Yes OK, he did lock up his mad wife in an attic and then try and hoodwink another into marrying him, but he's really funny."
"Why doesn't Jane ever get her tits out?"
"Can't the mad woman go into the house? At least she'd stir up trouble."
Mad Mrs Rochester ftw!
"Yes, alright, she burnt the whole house down and blinded Mr Rochester but it was playful, not malicious."
Some people just don't 'get' her.
with 90 000 followers ?
Oh yes. Serpent on Twitter this afternoon:
@serpentfans: sssssssssssssssssssss
lol
Why U bovver wiv that minger Rosaline if you ain't gonna get any, man?
Yeah, there's this party tonite - we can get smashed an b knee deep in Capulet pussy if we sneak in
Don;t be a wuzz, man. You is actin like a girl cryin an that. Let's do it man - what can go wrong?
No way! Heathcliff is hot.
Cathy is trying to copy Nikki by throwing tantrums.
Edgar is a wimp he should report Heathcliff to BB. I'm phoning Ofcom.
Nelly does nothing but bitch behind people's backs.
Joseph bores me going on about religion all the time.
Get Earnshaw out. Get Earnshaw out.
Wow! We so needed some light hearted relief around here.
The usual beef is that they're not voting the right way. And that there are a lot of them.
So it's become harder and harder to imagine that BB forums are the true voice of the viewers. The action's on Facebook and Twitter now, and far more people are involved.
The top post was funny though, even though much of it could just as well apply to forums.
It's actually easier to make it about forums because, TBH, I rarely read BB stuff on Twitter.
"Wot a fake bitch! She jst wnats atension"
Hamlet murders Polonius.
"Halmet is well fit innat! He is so complex nd entraining! H2WIN"
"Hamlet's right, she should get to a nunnery. She only went on the show to become a breeder of sinners. What a ****."
OMG! Did you see Heathcliffe hang that puppy! He should be put up for nomination for that!
They're planning to meet up after BB?? What a pile of c**p. As soon as the show is over they won't see each other for dust!!!
Rubbish task, this carrying the ring to the cracks of doom. I bet they get a luxury hamper anyway.