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If you could give a HM advice what would you say to them.
Kabira
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Only one HM and one bit of advice.
What would you say to them?
Mine would be to Linda to let the feud go and enjoy her time in the house.
Don't make your experience be all about Jim.
What would you say to them?
Mine would be to Linda to let the feud go and enjoy her time in the house.
Don't make your experience be all about Jim.
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Linda: stop being a face-ache, give it a rest, and have some FUN!
Dappy: forget yo gangsta sh*t, man, cuz you a cool, intrestin Dude when being yoself, innit?
Ollie: stop pulling BIG face reactions--as in MIC, they are way too big for TV, BUT feel you'd do Really WELL on live stage stuff, esp comedy as you've great timing. Get some training.
Lee: Grow up, face up to responsibility for your own reckless behaviour, stop blaming others, and laugh at your own absurdities
Sam: Please get that face 'cyst' seen to by BB Doc ASAP--sounds like a Salivary Calculus but might by an abscess: whichever, they need rapid treatment.
Casey: forget Lee--he's a '14 carat Bell-end' as Dexter said; carry on with your lovely DIGNIFIED behaviour, even when it hurts so bad, as you are loads better than Lee and he isn't fit to lick your 'scaffolder' Ex's shoes!
Liz: you seem to be doing just fine, and Animal Causes go down well with the Great B.P.
Jim: whatever your recent Therapy, etc was, it's worked miracles, so please keep it up--don't care if it doesn't Come Natural to you, it is a more fabulous 'Transformation' than any panto you've been in
Luisa: 'Honest' is no excuse for cruelty, selfishness, slutty self-disrespecting behaviour, constant angry flare-ups, no Team Spirit or consideration of others' needs; and your Foghorn voice needs re-training. And yes, I DO now feel 'sorry' for what your poor delightful daughter may have to endure due to your ridiculous behaviour. Spare the child , please.
Thank you for your responses on my first ever thread.:D
Linda - STFU about Jim
Luisa - STFU about Jim
hahahaha love it
Excellent! Agree with this word for word!
Linda: have some FUN! Acid drops make bad telly
Dappy: forget yo gangsta sh*t, man, cuz you a cool, intrestin Dude when being yoself, innit? - couldn't put it better White Tigress
Ollie: Need to see more conversations - too quiet. Stay nice
Lee: Grow up, face up to responsibility, stop blaming others and stop messing with women
Sam: Please get that face 'cyst' seen to by BB Doc ASAP. Need to have more airtime
Casey: forget Lee--he's a '14 carat Bell-end' as Dexter said; carry on with your lovely DIGNIFIED behaviour, even when it hurts so bad, as you are loads better than Lee and he isn't fit to lick your 'scaffolder' Ex's shoes! - couldn't put it better myself, stop being a sap Casey
Liz: need to be more fun but you are interesting
Jim: whatever your recent Therapy, etc was, it's worked miracles, so please keep it up--don't care if it doesn't Come Natural to you, it is a more fabulous 'Transformation' than any panto you've been in - keep your cool, even if Linda is rattling your cage
Luisa: grow up
No, thank YOU for such a fabulous and much-needed Thread! Carry on!
Great advice.
Wow!!... Great Stuff...:cool:
Casey- You kissed Lee a handful of times, you haven't been married for 25 years. It's time to get over it.
Ollie- When the summit of your time in the house is mouthing an overly sincere "thankyou" to your fans, you know you've been a dullard. For the love of God do something.
Linda- Sew your mouth together and never go out in public.
Liz- Store everything you see and when you get out write a barnstormer of an article, but completely omit Lee Ryan. It would crush him.
Dappy- Stay in there as long as possible. Last night, you made ovations about wanting to leave and record an album for your fans. I've spoken to him, he's happy to wait.
Sam- Some people have looks. Others have personality. I'm sure you'll work out what your "thing" is someday!
Luisa- You are to the baking industry what Stephen Hawking is to roller blading. You can stop pretending to be an entrepreneur now and get your waps out in the Daily Star. I think it's what you'd have wanted.
Jim- Remember the way you were kicked out of Hells Kitchen for making controversial remarks to Brian Dowling? Well, I certainly didn't condone your behaviour then but if you could think of a withering put down to silence Linda once and for all I'd be eternally grateful.
Lee- Never. Ever. Breed.
Brilliant.
Thank you.:D
Mean but delicious.
Enjoy being paid for lounging around while the rest of us envy you and stop moaning. What an amazing opportunity for you. Enjoy it or you'll regret it.
This works for me perfectly thank you.
Don't act like Lee.
Hahaha