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FUN, AMAZING GAME: rewrite iconic Big Brother quotations in Ye Olde English. :)

rombodrombod Posts: 5,252
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This is an amazing and fun game for us all to play in the wait for BB2.0!!! Feed the nostalgia.

I'll go first:

"One must ensure that one is familiar with one's own self in the event one is conversing with me, diminutive female!"

"One would tradeth thou in exhange for a word game!"

"Mikey is visually impaired, engage thine ocular devices!"

Well, on you go. Whoever's is best is crowned King/Queen of DS:BB, t. b. h. Historical accuracy not required.
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    BarracuteBarracute Posts: 243,344
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    "Who ist thou ladyship?"

    "its frightfully chilly in ones house, tis like thine antartic regions in thy bedroom"
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    beemohbeemoh Posts: 7,073
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    #3
    Wouldst thou likest one to become the feline?

    Blinking be pleasaurable to myself.

    I have bequeathed this information upon you, ommit it to emory.
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    ArcanaArcana Posts: 37,521
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    #4
    "Be I unclean?!"
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    beemohbeemoh Posts: 7,073
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    #5
    One female co-habitor has taken up the bait of relieving herself in the showering area. I believe this to be most unsanitary.
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    DamandaDamanda Posts: 34,208
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    Verily I say unto thee, have mine ears decieved me, that thou plottest a vile and unclean plot!
    You have annointed parchment with the titles of our bedfellowes.
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    DamandaDamanda Posts: 34,208
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    beemoh wrote: »
    Wouldst thou likest one to become the feline?Blinking be pleasaurable to myself.

    I have bequeathed this information upon you, ommit it to emory.

    :eek: :eek: :eek:its too horrific
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    #8
    Whom may that woman be? Whom may that woman be? In which location was this woman discovered by one?
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    BarracuteBarracute Posts: 243,344
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    Pleaseth thou no unclothed bathroomness*


    *Theres no olde word for jacuzzi !
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    FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    I say verily, nay to the unclothed bathing frolicks.
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    #11
    "One may indulge in murderous activities with thee double extremities!"
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    BarracuteBarracute Posts: 243,344
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    #12
    at least thy someoneth got soaketh this eve
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    FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    #13
    Upon my Lord, 'tis Jackie!

    For aye, Brackie.
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    FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    #14
    Thou hast one claim to thy fame, and it be this...
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    rombodrombod Posts: 5,252
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    Fizzbin wrote: »
    Upon my Lord, 'tis Jackie!

    For aye, Brackie.

    Hahahahha, death becomes me.

    All of these are very good!

    "The spectators doth cry, 'extricate a sphere!'"
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    Fizzbin wrote: »
    Upon my Lord, 'tis Jackie!

    For aye, Brackie.

    :D:D:D
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    FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    #17
    Marjorie, Marjorie, wherefore art thou Marjorie?
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    BarracuteBarracute Posts: 243,344
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    thou ist unable to get ones mp3 musik playing device to function - ooooooooooooooo noooooooo thou will be disavowed of ones tasketh nooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo etc
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    FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    #19
    Wouldst thou grasp me, Bubble?
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    FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    #20
    Wouldst thou be so bold as to spoil a work of art by the great artist Leonardo Da Vinci?
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    FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    #21
    With mine two fingers, I can make any man be dead.
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    FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    #22
    Be of heed, yon Sandy.
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    FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    #23
    The populace were throwing their assegais in my direction.
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    pothuthicpothuthic Posts: 47,103
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    #24
    One Day, Just after 19 hours, The housemates aaare sitting round the sofa's eating jaffah cakes. Absolutely top hole - I have to say
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    Barracute wrote: »
    "Who ist thou ladyship?"

    "its frightfully chilly in ones house, tis like thine antartic regions in thy bedroom"

    No idea why but this made me LOL. :D
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    SillyBillyGoatSillyBillyGoat Posts: 22,266
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    Amazing thread! :D:D:D


    "I shall submerge thy baked, edible, and commonly flour-based product with a fondant centre yonder into thy thermally-advantaged, full of juice, aromatic beverage prepared from thy cured leaves by combination with hot or boiling water".
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