The Royal Bodyguard

ExistentialistExistentialist Posts: 1,459
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Starts tonight. It looks like it might be slapstick rubbish, but I'm willing to give the first episode a try.
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  • Aaron_ScotlandAaron_Scotland Posts: 8,487
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    Looks like BBCs attempt at a Johnny English style thing, Shall watch the first ep though.
  • occyoccy Posts: 65,118
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    I wonder if the Queen and the royals are watching it in sandringham :D Just imagine Prince philip watching it at Papworth hospital :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 67,320
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    This screams Johnny English all over except Johnny English was funny!
  • occyoccy Posts: 65,118
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    A little Johnny English..
  • snowy ghostsnowy ghost Posts: 40,094
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    so far so crap
  • squadgesquadge Posts: 1,575
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    Not good so far. Lost me when the carraige was dragging the queen. Hoping it improves but isn't working yet..
  • iaindbiaindb Posts: 13,278
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    The plot has always sounded like a Norman Wisdom movie.

    OMG, it is a Norman Wisodm movie.

    I always thought that the CBBC channel closed down at 7pm.


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  • ShaiyaShaiya Posts: 3,512
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    David Jason does physical comedy quite well for a 71 year old!

    Not too bad so far.
  • sandydunesandydune Posts: 10,986
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    David Jason is a great actor, am sure it will improve as it goes on.:D
  • Terry WigonTerry Wigon Posts: 6,831
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    This is like the Pink Panther film that was never made, as large bits of The Royal Bodyguard has already (10 mins in)cribbed several of the PP films. eg the checking and fighting the suit of armour (Pink Panther Strikes Again) checking under the bed and showing ID cards of dubious veracity (A Shot in the Dark and other PP films) .

    Are we supposed to believe that septuagenarian character is the Queen's Bodyguard? And what's with the hairdye?

    It also has shades of Frank Drebbin in The Naked Gun, who gets tipped off about a threat to assassinate the Queen. That was REALLY funny though and Leslie Nielsen didn't use Grecian 2000.
  • ustarionustarion Posts: 20,322
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    This should be on CBBC, not primetime BBC1
  • Aaron_ScotlandAaron_Scotland Posts: 8,487
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    Hmmm BBC Comedy team would have been better making a 4th episode of Ab Fab and putting one on instead.
  • ExistentialistExistentialist Posts: 1,459
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    How does dross like this make it out of the editing room? Awful.
  • squadgesquadge Posts: 1,575
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    can't believe David Jason agreed to this.
  • occyoccy Posts: 65,118
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    Allo Allo Allo :D
  • abarthmanabarthman Posts: 8,501
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    As a huge fan of Only Fools and Horses, I was looking forward to this, but have given up already.

    It's utter tripe. The slapstick humour seems to be aimed at children and morons.
  • ustarionustarion Posts: 20,322
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    abarthman wrote: »
    As a huge fan of Only Fools and Horses, I was looking forward to this, but have given up already.

    It's utter tripe. The slapstick humour seems to be aimed at children and morons.

    What's the difference?
  • Angel_DelightsAngel_Delights Posts: 2,889
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    Terrible so far. Surprised David Jason agreed to take part in such a poor script.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 70
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    Utter Rubbish.
  • TheWayItIsTheWayItIs Posts: 4,289
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    Fantastic......it's already nearly over!
  • abarthmanabarthman Posts: 8,501
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    ustarion wrote: »
    What's the difference?
    Their age.
  • MrsRobinsonMrsRobinson Posts: 4,492
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    squadge wrote: »
    Not good so far. Lost me when the carraige was dragging the queen. Hoping it improves but isn't working yet..
    It does look a bit slapstick and I'm only watching it because my friend's girlfriend Julie is in it
    and David Jason falls through the ceiling and lands on her when she's in bed!!! :eek:

    It looks like David Jason does a lot of falling around!! :eek:
  • SaturnSaturn Posts: 18,971
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    Eww David on the bed. I feel sick.
  • cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    ok, I've given this 20 mins and no more its dreadful:mad:
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