The Pub (Part 41)

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  • The_SleeperThe_Sleeper Posts: 201,722
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    chinchin wrote: »
    You like mud, puddles and rain? :rolleyes *clunk*


    Yer'lll have Sr's hotpot and think yerself lucky. :rolleyes: *thud*

    Oi listen emmerdale boy, theres only one HOT POT & thats our late Betty Turpins , ALRIGHT :rolleyes::(:(

    Afternoon Chinnie, Twass, & peeps :)
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,316
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    Arternoon Sleeps, foos yer doos? :D
  • chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,848
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    You should be a food critic chins, you have such a way of describing nosh :p:p:p
    Oi listen emmerdale boy, theres only one HOT POT & thats our late Betty Turpins , ALRIGHT :rolleyes::(:(

    Afternoon Chinnie, Twass, & peeps :)

    I am NOT responsible for Sr's cooking skills of lack of! :p

    Afternoon Sleeps *clunk* :D
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    SR's HOTPOT RECIPE

    Find dead sheep carcass on Scottish hillside
    Add a decomposing onion and turnip, roughly chopped
    Add water, and throw in a few green potatoes that are sprouting along with an Oxo cube.

    Boil for three weeks.

    Serve :eek:
  • The_SleeperThe_Sleeper Posts: 201,722
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    Arternoon Sleeps, foos yer doos? :D

    Afternoon Twaser, there dooin jist grand ta muchly !! :)
    chinchin wrote: »
    I am NOT responsible for Sr's cooking skills of lack of! :p

    Afternoon Sleeps *clunk* :D

    Its not that when you get yer brekki, in bed every morning is it ? :eek::rolleyes::p
  • Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,871
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    chinchin wrote: »
    You wouldn't think Clegg was a Lib Dem either. You should have heard his mealy mouthed excuse of an answer re the closure of Lewisham Hospital's A & E department. :mad: Sounded like a proper Tory blue blooded toff. :mad:
    I'm not in the least surprised by anything Clegg does or says. He sold his soul when he joined forces with Cameron & co........he knew there was no way on this earth they'd ever have got into power but for a coalition. :rolleyes:

    Afternoon all. :D
  • Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,871
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    chinchin wrote: »
    I am NOT responsible for Sr's cooking skills of lack of! :p

    Afternoon Sleeps *clunk* :D
    :mad::mad:
    You aren't losing any weight whilst on it! :p
    SR's HOTPOT RECIPE

    Find dead sheep carcass on Scottish hillside
    Add a decomposing onion and turnip, roughly chopped
    Add water, and throw in a few green potatoes that are sprouting along with an Oxo cube.

    Boil for three weeks.

    Serve :eek:
    :mad::mad:
    Who gave you the ingredients of my secret recipe!
  • Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,871
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    Is the Pope Catholic? :rolleyes:

    Shortly we shall learn whether or not the Prime Minister, David Cameron, is, officially, a liar.

    The Office for National Statistics has been asked to sit in judgement. The question concerns Mr Cameron’s statement in a recent party political broadcast that “we are paying down Britain’s debts”. In the Spectator, Fraser Nelson, the editor, called it “astonishingly dishonest”.

    In fact, the latest figures show that the national debt is actually rising. Since the Coalition was formed, public sector net debt has expanded from £811.3bn (55.3 per cent of GDP) to £1,111.4bn at the end of December 2012 (70.7 per cent of GDP). The Office for Budget Responsibility has also forecast that public sector net debt will continue to increase and the Government’s target to get it declining by 2015-16 will not be met. Rachel Reeves MP, a Labour front-bench spokesperson, has asked the Director of National Statistics to intervene.

    Of course, everybody and their dog knows that politicians lie. That is what people invariably tell polling organisations. It is a major reason why trust in government and the political process are in steep decline. In fact, what the public has noticed is a change, an increase in the volume if you like. Broadly speaking, with exceptions, until the 1990s government ministers deliberately told untruths only when they believed the interests of the state so demanded. You couldn’t say that you were thinking of devaluing the pound during the era when exchange rates were fixed in case you set off a destablising foreign exchange run. In international relations, where there is no rule of law, nations have always lied to one another. Britain has been known as “perfidious Albion” for many centuries.

    Two things changed. In the first place, professional politics became primarily a non-stop marketing exercise designed to acquire and retain power. From the morrow of victory or of defeat at a general election, your party had always to be presented as better than it was and your opponents as worse. This required “spinning” and deception if not outright lies. Second, the Labour Party, having suffered four election defeats in a row, three at the hands of Mrs Thatcher and one to John Major, became desperate. At the same time, the media had become very casual with the truth.

    The best account of this transition from mostly honest politics to mostly dishonest is Peter Oborne’s The Rise of Political Lying, published in 2005, a classic text. He wrote that Britain now lives in a post-truth environment. Public statements are no longer fact-based but operational. Realities and political narratives are constructed to serve a purpose, dismantled, and the show moves on. “In recent years, mendacity and deception have become an entrenched feature of the British system. It began with the Major government and was developed by New Labour.” This moved Trevor Kavanagh, political editor of the Sun, to write without fear of contradiction: “The Rt. Hon Peter Mandelson, minister of the Crown, member of the Privy Council, is a natural born liar. Deceit is second nature to him – a tried and tested weapon in his political armoury.”

    This is how ministerial lying often happens. The prime minister, or a minister, is answering questions in the House of Commons, or responding to interventions, or taking part in an interview. They are conscious that their statements are part of a marketing narrative and must play their allotted role.

    So, to give an example, when Mr Blair as Prime Minister was being criticised for putting Railtrack into administration, he asserted that “the longer the administrator’s work has gone on, the more financial difficulties he has uncovered”. It sounded plausible. It was the Prime Minister speaking, it must be true. It served Mr Blair’s purpose in showing that nationalisation of a sort couldn’t be avoided. Except that the Prime Minister had made the whole thing up. The administrator later told a Parliamentary Committee that Railtrack had been operating roughly in line with budgets. There had been no “hidden nasties”.

    Mr Cameron’s case is more shocking. For a party political broadcast is a deliberate act, not something said on the spur of the moment. Every word and every image is carefully considered. The deceit about paying down the debt will have been in the script for days or even weeks. The Prime Minister, too, is better placed than almost anyone to know what the truth actually is. And likewise the Chancellor, Mr Osborne, who also has the exact numbers, must surely have seen the text given that the Tories think he is a political genius.

    Has it really come to this? Has the Prime Minister of the day solemnly addressed the British people and deliberately, coldly, with aforethought, told them a downright lie? If so, what scorn for the electorate that implies. What insufferable arrogance. What a debauchery of the poor old country’s political system. I wait, fearful, for the verdict.
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,316
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    Is the Pope Catholic? :rolleyes:

    Shortly we shall learn whether or not the Prime Minister, David Cameron, is, officially, a liar.

    The Office for National Statistics has been asked to sit in judgement. The question concerns Mr Cameron’s statement in a recent party political broadcast that “we are paying down Britain’s debts”. In the Spectator, Fraser Nelson, the editor, called it “astonishingly dishonest”.

    In fact, the latest figures show that the national debt is actually rising. Since the Coalition was formed, public sector net debt has expanded from £811.3bn (55.3 per cent of GDP) to £1,111.4bn at the end of December 2012 (70.7 per cent of GDP). The Office for Budget Responsibility has also forecast that public sector net debt will continue to increase and the Government’s target to get it declining by 2015-16 will not be met. Rachel Reeves MP, a Labour front-bench spokesperson, has asked the Director of National Statistics to intervene.

    Of course, everybody and their dog knows that politicians lie. That is what people invariably tell polling organisations. It is a major reason why trust in government and the political process are in steep decline. In fact, what the public has noticed is a change, an increase in the volume if you like. Broadly speaking, with exceptions, until the 1990s government ministers deliberately told untruths only when they believed the interests of the state so demanded. You couldn’t say that you were thinking of devaluing the pound during the era when exchange rates were fixed in case you set off a destablising foreign exchange run. In international relations, where there is no rule of law, nations have always lied to one another. Britain has been known as “perfidious Albion” for many centuries.

    Two things changed. In the first place, professional politics became primarily a non-stop marketing exercise designed to acquire and retain power. From the morrow of victory or of defeat at a general election, your party had always to be presented as better than it was and your opponents as worse. This required “spinning” and deception if not outright lies. Second, the Labour Party, having suffered four election defeats in a row, three at the hands of Mrs Thatcher and one to John Major, became desperate. At the same time, the media had become very casual with the truth.

    The best account of this transition from mostly honest politics to mostly dishonest is Peter Oborne’s The Rise of Political Lying, published in 2005, a classic text. He wrote that Britain now lives in a post-truth environment. Public statements are no longer fact-based but operational. Realities and political narratives are constructed to serve a purpose, dismantled, and the show moves on. “In recent years, mendacity and deception have become an entrenched feature of the British system. It began with the Major government and was developed by New Labour.” This moved Trevor Kavanagh, political editor of the Sun, to write without fear of contradiction: “The Rt. Hon Peter Mandelson, minister of the Crown, member of the Privy Council, is a natural born liar. Deceit is second nature to him – a tried and tested weapon in his political armoury.”

    This is how ministerial lying often happens. The prime minister, or a minister, is answering questions in the House of Commons, or responding to interventions, or taking part in an interview. They are conscious that their statements are part of a marketing narrative and must play their allotted role.

    So, to give an example, when Mr Blair as Prime Minister was being criticised for putting Railtrack into administration, he asserted that “the longer the administrator’s work has gone on, the more financial difficulties he has uncovered”. It sounded plausible. It was the Prime Minister speaking, it must be true. It served Mr Blair’s purpose in showing that nationalisation of a sort couldn’t be avoided. Except that the Prime Minister had made the whole thing up. The administrator later told a Parliamentary Committee that Railtrack had been operating roughly in line with budgets. There had been no “hidden nasties”.

    Mr Cameron’s case is more shocking. For a party political broadcast is a deliberate act, not something said on the spur of the moment. Every word and every image is carefully considered. The deceit about paying down the debt will have been in the script for days or even weeks. The Prime Minister, too, is better placed than almost anyone to know what the truth actually is. And likewise the Chancellor, Mr Osborne, who also has the exact numbers, must surely have seen the text given that the Tories think he is a political genius.

    Has it really come to this? Has the Prime Minister of the day solemnly addressed the British people and deliberately, coldly, with aforethought, told them a downright lie? If so, what scorn for the electorate that implies. What insufferable arrogance. What a debauchery of the poor old country’s political system. I wait, fearful, for the verdict.

    Has the Prime Minister of the day solemnly addressed the British people and deliberately, coldly, with aforethought, told them a downright lie? If so, what scorn for the electorate that implies. What insufferable arrogance.

    Off with his head!!!!!:mad:
  • Granny WeatherwaxGranny Weatherwax Posts: 52,923
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    Evening peeps, the weekend starts here! :D
  • Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,871
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    Heehee, I love MARU :D
  • Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,871
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    Evening peeps, the weekend starts here! :D
    Evening Granny *clunkity* Your hair is a bit of a mess today. :p:D
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,316
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    Heehee, I love MARU :D

    Oooh I will have to watch him again :cool::p
    Scots rool wrote: »
    Evening Granny *clunkity* Your hair is a bit of a mess today. :p:D

    Anyone would think she'd been steaming wallpaper off or something :eek:
  • Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,871
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    Oooh I will have to watch him again :cool::p



    Anyone would think she'd been steaming wallpaper off or something
    :eek:
    :D

    She's just steaming, if you ask me! :eek::D
  • Granny WeatherwaxGranny Weatherwax Posts: 52,923
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    Evening Granny *clunkity* Your hair is a bit of a mess today. :p:D

    Evening Scotty!

    :o
    Oooh I will have to watch him again :cool::p



    Anyone would think she'd been steaming wallpaper off or something :eek:

    hey twass!

    funny you should say that! :D
    Scots rool wrote: »
    :D

    She's just steaming, if you ask me! :eek:

    Blooming cheek!

    I'd like to be but the way you keep watering down the morgan's that is unlikely to happen any time soon! :p

    Are you both well?
  • The_SleeperThe_Sleeper Posts: 201,722
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    Evening Esme :)


    Chinnie I had someone @ the van last week talking about this, I said WTF are this lot all about, just skim read the fred chinnie !! :(:(:(

    http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1793379
  • Granny WeatherwaxGranny Weatherwax Posts: 52,923
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    Evening Esme :)


    Chinnie I had someone @ the van last week talking about this, I said WTF are this lot all about, just skim read the fred chinnie !! :(:(:(

    http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1793379

    Evening Joe :D
  • The_SleeperThe_Sleeper Posts: 201,722
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    Evening Joe :D

    Hi Granny:)

    Hows the training going then Granny, thirsty work I'll bet ? :p
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,316
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    Evening Esme :)


    Chinnie I had someone @ the van last week talking about this, I said WTF are this lot all about, just skim read the fred chinnie !! :(:(:(

    http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1793379

    Its an absolute disgrace :mad::mad: A tax made by wealthy tw*ts who have no idea, and frankly don't care, about the lives of the poor and disabled.
  • The_SleeperThe_Sleeper Posts: 201,722
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    Its an absolute disgrace :mad::mad: A tax made by wealthy tw*ts who have no idea, and frankly don't care, about the lives of the poor and disabled.

    Wot are these people all about ! ........... the guy I was talking too, said something like he'd have to pay £30 a week !! absolutely crazy :mad::mad:
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,316
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    Wot are these people all about ! ........... the guy I was talking too, said something like he'd have to pay £30 a week !! absolutely crazy :mad::mad:

    Also OAPs, who have been in a house for 40-50 years and now live alone....have they to be uprooted and stuck in a flat and the only home they've known taken from them? Unable to have family to stay as they've no longer a spare room? THe people who thought this tax up probably own 6 bedroom homes most of which are empty, and own two further holiday homes as well!!!! :mad::mad::mad:
  • eugenespeedeugenespeed Posts: 66,695
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  • eugenespeedeugenespeed Posts: 66,695
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    Actually, the pope is a big fan of cats.

    He's a cat-a-holic.
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,316
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    :D:D:D Hilarious!!! Unlike your groan-worthy joke :p
  • eugenespeedeugenespeed Posts: 66,695
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    :D:D:D Hilarious!!! Unlike your groan-worthy joke :p

    My joke is greatness :D
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