I feel like I am turning into Helen, everytime he does that pose along with that cheesy grin I feel like twatting someone, well him mainly :cool:
Ok you can apply for the SAS branch of the "Get Winston Out Battle". Your mission is to go in silently and either twatter him every time he does that pose, or stick a pin in his upper arms and deflate them. Your second mission is to superglue a pair of rabbit's ears on his head while he's sleeping to complete his toothy rabbit look.
Edited. Had to use twatter as the shortened version just comes up as stars lol
4 threads about Winston on the first page :o
i am in shock
second i mention we see no winston threads they all pop up
he does so little though to warrant 4 threads but anyway
I admire FMs creativity in being able to find talking points with Winston, Ash is boring, Chris is creepy, Helen is aggressive but what is Winston, dim with muscles seems about it?
I admire FMs creativity in being able to find talking points with Winston, Ash is boring, Chris is creepy, Helen is aggressive but what is Winston, dim with muscles seems about it?
Winston is not dim---he just wants us to THINK he's dim because apparently that's one of the admirable quality for a BB winner to have.
It really quite sad. Now you fully expect young people with raging hormones to have a more than healthy interest in sex, but when it's your whole raison d'etre, it's really tragic.
Build muscle for no job or sport related reason, but just to beat of other blokes in the race to get the best female just like the cavemen did some time ago. Then flash them off to everyone like they are you greatest achievement in life that you have a right to be proud of instead of really just looking a bit pathetic.
It really quite sad. Now you fully expect young people with raging hormones to have a more than healthy interest in sex, but when it's your whole raison d'etre, it's really tragic.
Build muscle for no job or sport related reason, but just to beat of other blokes in the race to get the best female just like the cavemen did some time ago. Then flash them off to everyone like they are you greatest achievement in life that you have a right to be proud of instead of really just looking a bit pathetic.
and him having all that to carry about means he has to eat five times as much grub as anyone else, selfish bastard:p, he should be a weed and rely on his natural charm to get female attention, oh wait
You've got to give him credit. If you're a muscular guy and you can't think of what to do to make yourself more interesting to watch, then an occasional double-bicep pose will improve your chances considerably.
You only have to do it every few days or so to keep yourself cruising along.
If this show was aimed at men, then if I was a fit female contestant, every few days or so I'd make sure that I pulled my top down and said "Here,.... some tits". It's not complicated, doesn't take much effort, and it keeps things nice and simple.
Whilst I totally detest Helen I could not understand why Winston was trying to push her into a fight tonight. Perhaps he has a plan and he's not that stupid
People love to say that Winston is stupid, but he looks most likely to walk away with the prize while the person who supposedly has the brains in the house (Chris) looks likely to walk away from the house with nothing and wish he'd never entered.
He has been this years worst HM for entertainment by a mile.....
I think he's middle of the pack really, and most importantly, he's funny and good humoured rather than attention seeking or combative. Anyway, it matters little anyway, as long as he has done enough to win over the majority of the voters.
You've got to give him credit. If you're a muscular guy and you can't think of what to do to make yourself more interesting to watch, then an occasional double-bicep pose will improve your chances considerably.
You only have to do it every few days or so to keep yourself cruising along.
If this show was aimed at men, then if I was a fit female contestant, every few days or so I'd make sure that I pulled my top down and said "Here,.... some tits". It's not complicated, doesn't take much effort, and it keeps things nice and simple.
Yes - you can't blame him for taking the easy route - know your audience!
I noticed last week whilst giving his reasons for nominating Pav that he seemed to be saying "sort of" every couple of seconds so I rewound it, just to check.
I noticed last week whilst giving his reasons for nominating Pav that he seemed to be saying "sort of" every couple of seconds so I rewound it, just to check.
I counted 13 times in 24 seconds.
he's beyond weird in the diary room, his accent changes and he becomes extremely guarded and precise in his choice of words, almost like he's being interrogated
Still, he's shown flashes of dignified Rebellion which he should've played upon: defending some of Helen's victims, rejecting horrific nightmare Biannnnnca's advances in a non-offensive way, and his calm, sane, recurring 'rows' with Helen rejecting her personal opinions as being Law. I woldn't be too upset if he won the series at this stage--clever gameplan???
Watched him on Eastenders where he had a bit part as a bar man. Believe he said two words which were "Yeah OK". It was like watching a young Larry Olivier:D
You are taking the P..S aren't you ?
I know you are but I just wan't you to confirm it for my own sanity
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All done with that fake "earnest look" on his face, swiftly followed up by the "rabbit look" with his front teeth.
Or
I don't know but it's been said
I don't know but it's been said
I've got CHEESE for a head
*Private Jequila proudly joins the GET WINSTON OUT! battle* :cool:
He DOES look like a rabbit, doesn't he! Has he had whiter-than-white veneers on those two front choppers?
I noticed that too, he held his spoon like a shovel.
Ok you can apply for the SAS branch of the "Get Winston Out Battle". Your mission is to go in silently and either twatter him every time he does that pose, or stick a pin in his upper arms and deflate them. Your second mission is to superglue a pair of rabbit's ears on his head while he's sleeping to complete his toothy rabbit look.
Edited. Had to use twatter as the shortened version just comes up as stars lol
Probably, unfortunately it just emphasises them though lol.
consider it done, he is like Bugs Bunny after a lobotomy innit? :cool:
i am in shock
second i mention we see no winston threads they all pop up
he does so little though to warrant 4 threads but anyway
I admire FMs creativity in being able to find talking points with Winston, Ash is boring, Chris is creepy, Helen is aggressive but what is Winston, dim with muscles seems about it?
Winston is not dim---he just wants us to THINK he's dim because apparently that's one of the admirable quality for a BB winner to have.
Sadly he will win. I'v said it from day 1.
yes Scarlett, I had noticed that
Build muscle for no job or sport related reason, but just to beat of other blokes in the race to get the best female just like the cavemen did some time ago. Then flash them off to everyone like they are you greatest achievement in life that you have a right to be proud of instead of really just looking a bit pathetic.
and him having all that to carry about means he has to eat five times as much grub as anyone else, selfish bastard:p, he should be a weed and rely on his natural charm to get female attention, oh wait
You only have to do it every few days or so to keep yourself cruising along.
If this show was aimed at men, then if I was a fit female contestant, every few days or so I'd make sure that I pulled my top down and said "Here,.... some tits". It's not complicated, doesn't take much effort, and it keeps things nice and simple.
I despise "the bones of him"...said in me best Liverpool accent:p
People love to say that Winston is stupid, but he looks most likely to walk away with the prize while the person who supposedly has the brains in the house (Chris) looks likely to walk away from the house with nothing and wish he'd never entered.
I think he's middle of the pack really, and most importantly, he's funny and good humoured rather than attention seeking or combative. Anyway, it matters little anyway, as long as he has done enough to win over the majority of the voters.
No you're not alone! Winston has played this to perfection.
Yes - you can't blame him for taking the easy route - know your audience!
He's not the most articulate of people, is he?
I noticed last week whilst giving his reasons for nominating Pav that he seemed to be saying "sort of" every couple of seconds so I rewound it, just to check.
I counted 13 times in 24 seconds.
he's beyond weird in the diary room, his accent changes and he becomes extremely guarded and precise in his choice of words, almost like he's being interrogated
AND whilst he's doing his Strongman Gun-flexing, then fighting off Biannnnnnca! What a Man!
You are taking the P..S aren't you ?
I know you are but I just wan't you to confirm it for my own sanity
*Looks round at the troops in this thread and nods approvingly*