Number 10 rocked by secret love affair

[Deleted User] · 02/06/13 - 14:03

Ooh er, who could it be? My money's on Theresa May, I imagine she could be quite the cougar!

Or maybe Michael Gove has been a naughty boy!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2334483/No-10-rocked-secret-love-affair-Stunned-PM-holds-crisis-talks-fears-tryst-blow-political-agenda-water.html

[Deleted User] · 02/06/13 - 14:04

already posted op

agrainofsand · 02/06/13 - 14:05

As soon as I heard rumours of a political sex scandal I thought "Who's Boris banging now."

Bungitin · 02/06/13 - 14:15

George Osbourne and the taxpayers money.

Madridista23 · 02/06/13 - 14:15

Miss_Jones_982 wrote: »

Ooh er, who could it be? My money's on Theresa May, I imagine she could be quite the cougar! Or maybe Michael Gove has been a naughty boy!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2334483/No-10-rocked-secret-love-affair-Stunned-PM-holds-crisis-talks-fears-tryst-blow-political-agenda-water.html

Where's a vomit smilie when you need one?? :cool:

[Deleted User] · 02/06/13 - 14:21

whoever it is, it can never be as funny or ghastly as J Mayor and Eggwina Currie

Miasima Goria · 02/06/13 - 14:32

People have been named elsewhere and if correct this will be a damp squid. The scandal being that they are from different parties. is there some law that someone from Labour can't cuddle a Tory?

EDIT: I may not know who is involved, but people are talking elsewhere about where it happened.

paul2307 · 02/06/13 - 14:37

Miasima Goria wrote: »

People have been named elsewhere and if correct this will be a damp squid. The scandal being that they are from different parties. is there some law that someone from Labour can't cuddle a Tory?

EDIT: I may not know who is involved, but people are talking elsewhere about where it happened.

It would save John Bercow a lot of embarrassment if there was

[Deleted User] · 02/06/13 - 14:39

David Cameron is buggering Nick Clegg

Deep Purple · 02/06/13 - 14:40

THEONEFROMHERE wrote: »

David Cameron is buggering Nick Clegg

He's buggering all of us!

[Deleted User] · 02/06/13 - 14:43

Clegg or cable

[Deleted User] · 02/06/13 - 14:45

does this explain the PM's enthusiasm for Gay Marriage?

so this <person> can make an honest <person of the same gender> of the other <person>

JB3 · 02/06/13 - 14:47

I don't want the image of George Osborne's sex face, in my memory banks.

Make it stop , please....

Miasima Goria · 02/06/13 - 14:50

paul2307 wrote: »

It would save John Bercow a lot of embarrassment if there was

It would save us all a lot of embarrassment!

bugloss wrote: »

does this explain the PM's enthusiasm for Gay Marriage?

so this <person> can make an honest <person of the same gender> of the other <person>

Maybe the issue is in the hiding of the affair, rather than the affair itself?

[Deleted User] · 02/06/13 - 14:50

JB3 wrote: »

I don't want the image of George Osborne's sex face, in my memory banks.

Make it stop , please....

You know when he was crying at Thatcher's funeral? That's his sex face, that is.

You're very welcome.

Miasima Goria · 02/06/13 - 14:54

Keyser Soze wrote: »

You know when he was crying at Thatcher's funeral? That's his sex face, that is.

You're very welcome.

Can I have a vat of mindbleach please! :eek:

Biffo the Bear · 02/06/13 - 14:58

Eric Pickles & William Hague creates a peculiar and unwanted image in one's head.

[Deleted User] · 02/06/13 - 14:59

I reckon it's between Boris and anything that moves with a suitable orifice

unless Michael Gove is having an affair with himself

JB3 · 02/06/13 - 15:00

Keyser Soze wrote: »

You know when he was crying at Thatcher's funeral? That's his sex face, that is.

You're very welcome.

Take it back!

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1837152.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/George-Osborne-appears-to-be-crying-during-the-funeral-of-Margaret-Thatcher-1837152.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/george-osborne-caught-crying-camera-1837174&h=717&w=615&sz=51&tbnid=vuxKXfg_xTvItM:&tbnh=186&tbnw=159&zoom=1&usg=__ZZSM8oPelxeSLI4CvbpQxSNrwc0=&docid=GUcdyUETUdUVSM&sa=X&ei=cwmrUeitEMHX0QWXj4DoDQ&sqi=2&ved=0CC4Q9QEwAA&dur=31

gregsanison · 02/06/13 - 16:07

When it comes out not only will Cameron be charged in addition to not being able to run the country BUT his private life. That should give you a clue as to whom it is closely associated with him that had an affair,.

[Deleted User] · 02/06/13 - 16:07

Biffo the Bear wrote: »

Eric Pickles & William Hague creates a peculiar and unwanted image in one's head.

Why did you do this? Just why?!

Si_Crewe · 02/06/13 - 16:09

Bungitin wrote: »

George Osbourne and the taxpayers money.

Surely he's screwing almost everybody in the country?

CitizenofPhobos · 02/06/13 - 16:09

...They don't call him Iain "Dunkin" Smith for nothing!

Agent Krycek · 02/06/13 - 16:20

Biffo the Bear wrote: »

Eric Pickles & William Hague creates a peculiar and unwanted image in one's head.

Once saw some slash fan fiction written involving Gordon Brown and Tony Blair

:(

lemoncurd · 02/06/13 - 16:22

So, a male-female cross-party relationship that doesn't involve anyone from the cabinet.
Hmm, not exactly going to tear government apart, is it?

darkjedimaster · 02/06/13 - 16:26

CitizenofPhobos wrote: »

...They don't call him Iain "Dunkin" Smith for nothing!

Exactly, the vile man loves screwing the disabled & sick.

Hey there!

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