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Is Dan Wooton pregnant?

delazarousdelazarous Posts: 503
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He's kept that quiet.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 328
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    I can't see anyone wanting to mate with him. He must have used a donor.
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    Daisy BennybootsDaisy Bennyboots Posts: 18,375
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    It's Peter Andre's obviously.
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    GoatyGoaty Posts: 7,776
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    Daisy Bennyboots wrote: »
    It's Peter Andre's obviously.

    I just ate breakfast! :eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 328
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    They'll love that kid. Don't you know.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 22,127
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    i actually laughed out loud when i saw this title :o
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    FatsiaFatsia Posts: 1,187
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    Um... I don't get it :o
    Why?
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    i4ui4u Posts: 54,990
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    I don't know if he is pregnant but I get morning sickness when he's on Lorraine.
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    DomestiquesDomestiques Posts: 1,720
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    Twins by the look of it.
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    bookaddictbookaddict Posts: 2,806
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    No he's not pregnant, he just looks it because he's full of cr@p.
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    delazarousdelazarous Posts: 503
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    Jaymes wrote: »
    They'll love that kid. Don't you know.
    :D

    They've not long to go - he's at least 8months! Saw him on Daybreak this morning, failing miserably to hide it behind a leather jacket.
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    NotaTypoNotaTypo Posts: 4,253
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    i4u wrote: »
    I don't know if he is pregnant but I get morning sickness when he's on Lorraine.
    Sporfle!

    It's twin girls (allegedly) named Cher and Jordan!
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    foonkfoonk Posts: 4,012
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    Fatsia wrote: »
    Um... I don't get it :o
    Why?

    Well, you know your username...........?

    :D
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    JaccobabeJaccobabe Posts: 27,947
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    No idea who it is. Anyone with picture?
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    DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    foonk wrote: »
    Well, you know your username...........?

    :D

    Great clue.:D
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    Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    He isn't pregnant just a fat bar steward ...
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    StrictlyRedStrictlyRed Posts: 12,451
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    I get annoyed that he can hardly bring himself to mention BBC programmes in his TV roundups!
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    stud u likestud u like Posts: 42,100
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    Who is Dan Wooton?
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    MTUK1MTUK1 Posts: 20,077
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    stud u like wrote: »
    Who is Dan Wooton?

    A nasty piece of work who appears on TV and has a column in the Daily Mail which is full of made up stories.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,304
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    MTUK1 wrote: »
    A nasty piece of work who appears on TV and has a column in the Daily Mail which is full of made up stories.

    Correct.

    Also seems to turn pretty spiteful towards celebrities that are not prepared to cosy up to him.
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    MTUK1MTUK1 Posts: 20,077
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    MrMeatAndPotato wrote: »
    Correct.

    Also seems to turn pretty spiteful towards celebrities that are not prepared to cosy up to him.

    I was going to call him something ruder but I would probably get a nice long holiday from DS!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 218
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    Jack Branning is the father.
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,270
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    He's not weighty. I don't really get this.
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    VerenceVerence Posts: 104,589
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    MTUK1 wrote: »
    A nasty piece of work who appears on TV and has a column in the Daily Mail which is full of made up stories.

    Used to work for the News Of The World as well
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    Becky SharpeBecky Sharpe Posts: 669
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    Ah here he is, flaunting his 'dangerous curves'© at Madonna. How the poor woman can control herself I don't know. [©Daily Mail]
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    Dan Wootton is a nasty piece of work and a disgusting 'human being'. Unpleasant and highly irritating.
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