A short guide to winning big brother
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1 - Be (or at least appear to be) intellectually challenged and boorish.
2 - Having some kind of disability or syndrome doesn't hurt.
3 - Kiss Big Brothers arse, always say "thank you big brother" at least once during every single diary room visit. No matter what Big Brother does always be thankful and obediant.
4 - Backstab and snipe behind peoples backs but when it comes to proper large scale arguments hide in the corner and say nothing (like Lisa).
5 - Remind viewers and housemates about what a nice person you are at least 4 times a day.
6 - A sick or dying relative or friend doesn't hurt.
7 - Go with the flow of the most dominant group in the house even if this includes bullying and victimising other individuals.
8 - Keep any controversial opinions you have about anything to yourself.
9 - Being gay, bi, or transgender doesn't hurt.
2 - Having some kind of disability or syndrome doesn't hurt.
3 - Kiss Big Brothers arse, always say "thank you big brother" at least once during every single diary room visit. No matter what Big Brother does always be thankful and obediant.
4 - Backstab and snipe behind peoples backs but when it comes to proper large scale arguments hide in the corner and say nothing (like Lisa).
5 - Remind viewers and housemates about what a nice person you are at least 4 times a day.
6 - A sick or dying relative or friend doesn't hurt.
7 - Go with the flow of the most dominant group in the house even if this includes bullying and victimising other individuals.
8 - Keep any controversial opinions you have about anything to yourself.
9 - Being gay, bi, or transgender doesn't hurt.
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But I see what you mean.
To be fair, I dont recall Rachel actively stating "im a nice person" every 5 minutes. She just was a nice person.
But also, this thread is so true
Yeah, that's true. She reminded viewers that she was a nice person through her actions though.
8 sort of doesn't fully apply to her either I guess. She said some pretty controversial things in the DR, she just didn't like to say things to people's faces (unless their names were Jennifer, Alexandra or Luke
act like a idiot
Play "victim" to the house baddie. Public sympathy will carry you further than your actual personality.
perfect the art of having an IQ of 6,
have anger management classes beforehand so people think you are, oh ,so sweet ,
practise being drunk on a glass of orange juice ,
get a romance going with some bloke even if you wouldnt touch them with a barge pole ,outside the house
Well, and No. 1. But generally just in the diary room.
OMG spot on :eek:
Ding! That would be this years winner
True, I forgot that she had no idea how many days in a year once as well, for a trainee teacher that's pretty bad.
13.Scream and shout and throw hissy fits whenever possible. As long as you keep the cutesy front up and are good looking or a transexual, youll be fine to throw water over people and square up to them. The public will love you and call you fiesty. Dont make the mistakes Charley Uchea did and forget about the funny/lovable bit, or youll be portrayed as a villain even though your behaviour is very similar.
14.Play yourelf as dumb as possible. People will become endeared to your lovable, confused little face, furrowing your brow in the diary room in an attempt to understand.
Intelligent people are "borin" and the public will not vote for you.
If you do happen to be stricken with intelligence,funnel it into making your act appear better on camera time.
15.Be Endemols type of 'people'. If youre a gay, ethnic transexual whos a model, deaf and has a sob story about a dying or sick relative to sell, youre well in. Youve ticked all the boxes and are sure to be portrayed well. Those who dislike you will be shot down for being racist, homophobic, anti disability, uncaring or accused of simply not liking you because of your good looks, so youre safe to behave as you please.