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Emmerdale - 101 Ways To Kill Adam Barton

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    DixonDixon Posts: 12,987
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    17 - While on holiday Adam pays to go into a mirror maze.
    When he goes in he loves what he's seeing so much, he stays there until he dies.
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    GulftasticGulftastic Posts: 127,436
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    16 - Adam is inspired to adopt a snow leopard. He puts on his warm coat and heads for the mountains for Central Asia. He finds a leopard with her cub Adam strides towards them holding some adoption papers aloft. As he grabs the cub by the scruff of the neck, the cub's mother does the same to Adam. All they find is his big coat.

    ETA because I'm not as smart as I'd like to think I are.
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    chitariverachitarivera Posts: 36,905
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    15 - Adam decides to recreate a scene from the Movie 'Elf.'

    He gets dressed up as Buddy, goes into downtown Hotten, walks into the road and gets hit by a Taxi........ and killed.
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    Jack_ClintonJack_Clinton Posts: 2,495
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    14 - Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

    Adam was the one released. Once released, he collapses due to toxic poisoning
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    GulftasticGulftastic Posts: 127,436
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    13 - Adam gets hit by lightning and thrown back in time to the 80's. Once there he accidentally stops his parents from falling in love at Ritzy's 2-4-1 Wednesday night disco. Despite his attempt to get them back together by playing 'Musclebound' on stage, the time ripple eventually erases him from existence.
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    Jack_ClintonJack_Clinton Posts: 2,495
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    12 - While sailing on holiday in the Indian Ocean with Katie, Adam is kidnapped by pirates and is told to walk the plank.

    Adam is never seen again.

    11. Adam sees an advert for Red Bull and believes that it does give him wings. He goes to the roof of a tall building after drinking Red Bull but he unfortunately doesn't get wings.
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    chitariverachitarivera Posts: 36,905
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    12 - While sailing on holiday in the Indian Ocean with Katie, Adam is kidnapped by pirates and is told to walk the plank.

    Adam is never seen again.

    11. Adam sees an advert for Red Bull and believes that it does give him wings. He goes to the roof of a tall building after drinking Red Bull but he unfortunately doesn't get wings.

    ..............he gets splattered. :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 212
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    10.
    While he's loitering in the village shop, a customer mistakes him for the Pilsbury Dough Boy and makes a jam turnover out of him.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,348
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    BUMPED AGAIN DS'ERS - seems to have been forgotten about.

    Good ideas needed for top 10.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,348
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    Still forgotten about...last ditch attempt to re-start this thread's top 10...
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    chitariverachitarivera Posts: 36,905
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    Hasn't he been squished yet??
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    thejoyof_patthejoyof_pat Posts: 30,753
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    This thread came into my head at work and I was howling. :D I have most enjoyed reading everyone visions. We only need a couple more to finish off.
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    GulftasticGulftastic Posts: 127,436
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    9 - Adumb sees a show about cliff diving in the South Sea islands, and decides it looks like great fun. He knows he needs a decent cliff, so he heads off into the Peninnes. As he leaps into space he realises some sea would be useful too....


    We'll get there JOP!
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    chitariverachitarivera Posts: 36,905
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    Is he squished yet?
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    Jack_ClintonJack_Clinton Posts: 2,495
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    8 – Adam tries for the X Factor. Suddenly, girls see him as the new Harry Styles and chase him. Adam is later squashed to death by the girls.

    7 – Adam starts hearing voices in his head. The voices tell him to find a shotgun and shoot everyone who has wronged his family. He heads around the village shooting Cain, Debbie, James, Ross, Robbie, Victoria and Sean before turning the gun on himself
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    thejoyof_patthejoyof_pat Posts: 30,753
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    06 Adam is busy celebrating with the family on a new farming deal. James opens a bottle of champagne. Adam is the 1 in 100 people a year to be killed by the cork.
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    chitariverachitarivera Posts: 36,905
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    You mean he's not dead YET????


    5) Cain challenges him to say something intelligent, Adam sits with furrowed brow for so long that his tiny brain explodes.
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    thejoyof_patthejoyof_pat Posts: 30,753
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    4. Put James in a tractor and get him to reverse...oh wait
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    sarah_shortsarah_short Posts: 1,173
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    3 - Adam gets stuck in a lift with Val and dies of smoke inhalation 10 minutes later.
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    thismorningfanthismorningfan Posts: 1,357
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    2- Moira accidentally poisons one of the family's dinner. She does not remember which plate she put the poisoned meal on, so she takes a chance and hands the plates out randomly. Unluckily, Adam is the one to get the poisoned meal and he deflates like a burst balloon before falling to the ground.
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    chitariverachitarivera Posts: 36,905
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    Number 1
    He is asked to eat his ego and chokes to death because it is so big.
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