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Talk to god.

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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    ............................. cos the hand ain't listening??? :confused:



    I tried it and repented because I don't like Jade Goody

    He seemed to think that was OK because he asked what I do like

    I said I like bananas. :)


    He didn't say anything after that .............................:o
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    Kiwi oneKiwi one Posts: 3,430
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    Thank you.:)
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    PobletPoblet Posts: 10,923
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    He likes white, he thinks 'How many beans make five' is an original thought, and his surname is 'Entity':D
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    Rugby manRugby man Posts: 10,786
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    Good to find this again.
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    silentNatesilentNate Posts: 84,079
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    Me:
    you don't exist
    God:
    I exist as much as you do.
    Me:
    prove i exist then
    God:
    It's true a priori.
    Me:
    english not your first language then?
    God:
    I like the English language.
    Me:
    i like ****ing men
    God:
    You are not the only one. I've heard other people say they like that. I like to talk about movies and music.
    Me:
    not religion
    God:
    If not that, what?
    Me:
    I'm jewish
    God:
    A lot of my friends are Jewish.
    Me:
    Christ is not king.
    God:
    Jesus died for our sins.
    Me:
    thats bollox
    God:
    Makes sense to me.
    Me:
    we need proof
    God:
    By "we" do you mean you and me?
    Me:
    no I mean us as the human race
    God:
    By "we" you meant yourself and another person. We have never talked about it before.
    Me:
    strike me down with lightening
    God:
    Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
    Me:
    Richard Dawkins was right
    God:
    He will be interested I am sure.
    Me:
    this is moronic and so are you
    God:
    You don't say.

    And so on... very dull AI :yawn:
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    silentNatesilentNate Posts: 84,079
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    Oh, condoms are okay btw- Alison told god it was so :);)
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