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    Jmac-25Jmac-25 Posts: 528
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    And someone should tell Adele that you cannot, in fact, set fire to rain, and as an image it makes no sense at all
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    CryolemonCryolemon Posts: 8,670
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    A lot of rap is a bit odd.

    REM are probably the kings of bizarre lyrics though, this from E-bow The Letter comes to mind:

    I wore it like a badge of teenage film stars
    hash bars, cherry mash and tinfoil tiaras
    dreaming of Maria Callas
    whoever she is
    this fame thing, I don't get it
    I wrap my hand in plastic to try to look through it
    Maybelline eyes and girl-as-boy moves
    I can take you far
    this star thing, I don't get it
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,012
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    Jmac-25 wrote: »
    Pretentious song titles and album titles that make no sense are just as bad, if not worse. Prime offenders: Coldplay.

    Mylo Xyloto? Really, Christopher?

    Charlie Brown? What connection does that name have to the song? Why not just call it Dave Murray or Keith Smith?
    Isnt the song a reference to heroin hence Charlie Brown = heroin.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,012
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouRMrO3BLcM.
    I quite like this song but I think its more a case of lost in translation or something . But some of the lyrics are hillarious. :D
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    ashtray88ashtray88 Posts: 1,531
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    sjp07 wrote: »
    The song is meant to be taken literally
    :eek:
    The song is about materialism. We are so caught up in the latest trends and styles when we could find suitable clothes from thrift shops. Just like this portion of the song spells out

    While I agree you can sometimes find good clothes in second hand stores, they aren't exactly briming with them.


    Also, what don't yu get about the chorus? It's pretty straightforward. He's going shopping with only $20 he's looking for a bargain and it's awesome(because he can find a lot with just twenty bucks as opposed to little or nothing from a regular store.)

    So what does he mean by pop some tags? What is a come up? I swear people just make these slang words up. I guess I'm not street enough...
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    zeze88zeze88 Posts: 1,587
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    This lyric makes sense, but ii is one of the most stupidest and funniest lyrics I have heard in a while:D

    Shakira - She Wolf

    Starting to feel just a little abused
    Like a coffee machine in an office
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,100
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    ashtray88 wrote: »
    :eek:



    While I agree you can sometimes find good clothes in second hand stores, they aren't exactly briming with them.





    So what does he mean by pop some tags? What is a come up? I swear people just make these slang words up. I guess I'm not street enough...
    Popping tags generally refers to stealing. You take the tag of something expensive and swap it with something cheap. In this case it's done for him since he's going to a thrift shop. Everything there is cheap.

    A come up is a bargain or a deal. Like people would would say, I just came up on a new pair of shoes for hella cheap.

    These are pretty common terms in the west coast of the US, I'm not sure about everywhere else. Macklemore is from Washington so I guess it makes sense. He also says hella a lot which is usually just a Bay Area thing, but it might have traveled up the coast in recent years.
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    CryolemonCryolemon Posts: 8,670
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    zeze88 wrote: »
    This lyric makes sense, but ii is one of the most stupidest and funniest lyrics I have heard in a while:D

    Shakira - She Wolf

    Starting to feel just a little abused
    Like a coffee machine in an office

    Speaking of Shakira:

    "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble / So you don't confuse 'em with mountains" comes to mind as well, although it makes sense it's a strange metaphor (I think she's claimed that it makes more sense in Spanish, but still).
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    zeze88zeze88 Posts: 1,587
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    Cryolemon wrote: »
    Speaking of Shakira:

    "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble / So you don't confuse 'em with mountains" comes to mind as well, although it makes sense it's a strange metaphor (I think she's claimed that it makes more sense in Spanish, but still).

    I hardly ever understand her what she is singing because of her accent, I just realized she is singing that in Wherever Whenever:confused: And my god, what a weird lyric - and I don't know how could that make more sense in Spanish, it is pretty clear what she is saying, but it is very very strange and kind of stupid:D
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    CryolemonCryolemon Posts: 8,670
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    Also, there are any number of Beatles songs that make little sense, although most of that was John Lennon essentially trolling.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 199
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    Now that she's back in the atmosphere
    With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey, hey, hey


    you can't have drops of Jupiter in your hair, it's made of gas.
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    Metal MickeyMetal Mickey Posts: 1,606
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    An old one is Thin Lizzy's "Jailbreak":

    "Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak,
    Somewhere in this town..."


    If you forced me to guess, I think the JAIL is probably the first place they should check out... :rolleyes:
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    Jmac-25Jmac-25 Posts: 528
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    TOONARMY12 wrote: »
    Isnt the song a reference to heroin hence Charlie Brown = heroin.

    First I've heard. Can't see Chris Martin writing about heroin either. And if it is, its a strangely upbeat and anthemic tune.
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    Ollie_h19Ollie_h19 Posts: 8,548
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    I am he as you are he as you are me
    And we are all together
    See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
    I'm crying

    Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
    Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
    Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long

    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
    I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

    Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
    See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
    I'm crying, I'm crying
    I'm crying, I'm crying

    Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
    Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
    Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
    I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

    Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
    If the sun don't come
    You get a tan from standing in the English rain

    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
    I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob

    Expert textpert choking smokers
    Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha! He he he! Ha ha ha!)
    See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
    I'm crying

    Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
    Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
    Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe

    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
    I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
    Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
    Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
    Jooba jooba
    Jooba jooba
    Jooba jooba
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    elnombreelnombre Posts: 3,625
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    I notice Fender101 has gone very quiet after twice demanding I explain a song lyric to him...
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    JohnnyForgetJohnnyForget Posts: 24,061
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    Ollie_h19 wrote: »
    I am he as you are he as you are me
    And we are all together
    See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
    I'm crying

    Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
    Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
    Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long

    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
    I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

    Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
    See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
    I'm crying, I'm crying
    I'm crying, I'm crying

    Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
    Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
    Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
    I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

    Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
    If the sun don't come
    You get a tan from standing in the English rain

    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
    I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob

    Expert textpert choking smokers
    Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha! He he he! Ha ha ha!)
    See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
    I'm crying

    Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
    Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
    Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe

    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
    I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
    Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
    Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
    Jooba jooba
    Jooba jooba
    Jooba jooba

    Nothing in the slightest wrong with the lyrics of "I Am The Walrus", they're just excellent nonsense lyrics in the spirit and tradition of the great Edward Lear.

    During the sixties John Lennon was getting a bit fed up with all the music academics who were seriously analysing Beatles melodies and lyrics and then spouting what John thought was pretentious nonsense about those songs. John decided to write "I Am The Walrus", a song containing the most meaningless, nonsensical lyrics he could come up with, just to wind those academics up.
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    ChrisJamesSatsChrisJamesSats Posts: 458
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    I've posted this lyric in another thread recently but:

    Will.I.Am & Britney Spears - Scream & Shout
    When you hear this in the club,
    You're gonna turn this shit up.


    Unless I'm mishearing the lyrics, normally the DJ is the one in control of the volume of the music, not the people in the club.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 386
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    Golden brown texture like sun
    Lays me down with my mind she runs
    Throughout the night
    No need to fight
    Never a frown with golden brown
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,470
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    "Higher And Higher" by the Moody Blues:
    Blasting billowing bursting forth with the power of ten billion butterfly sneezes.........
    There is also a song "Would I Lie To You?" and when the lead singer(ish) asks the question the back-up singer(ish) says "Oh Yea!" when the point of the song is that the lead singer(ish) does not lie.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 477
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    Girls Aloud have some absolute crackers.

    Something Kinda Oooh
    Something kina ooh Jumpin' on my toot-toot
    Somethin' 'side of me want some part of you-oohh

    The Promise
    Here I am, walking Primrose
    Wondering when I'm gonna see you again
    So here I am, walking Primrose
    Wondering when I'm gonna see you again

    and my personal favourite;

    Untouchable
    Whenever you're gone (gone) they wait at the door
    And everything's hurting like before
    Without any meaning, we're just skin and bone
    Like beautiful robots dancing alone
    Whenever you're gone (gone) they wait at the door
    And everything's hurting like before
    Without any meaning, we're just skin and bone
    Like beautiful robots dancing alone

    What's that about your Robots love?

    Great tunes though!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 477
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    If anyone wants a real laugh though watch this short video of Mariah Carey's golden moments of lyrical genius.

    Personal Favourite
    "He's all up in my George Foreman".

    This video makes my belly hurt from laughing!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmaywq250tE
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,100
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    Nothing in the slightest wrong with the lyrics of "I Am The Walrus", they're just excellent nonsense lyrics in the spirit and tradition of the great Edward Lear.

    During the sixties John Lennon was getting a bit fed up with all the music academics who were seriously analysing Beatles melodies and lyrics and then spouting what John thought was pretentious nonsense about those songs. John decided to write "I Am The Walrus", a song containing the most meaningless, nonsensical lyrics he could come up with, just to wind those academics up.

    I don't care why he did it, the lyrics still suck. They are just as bad if not worse than Starships. Saying that, this is the first verse of starships
    Let’s go to the beach, each
    Let’s go get away
    They say, what they gonna say?
    Have a drink, clink, found the Bud Light
    Bad bitches like me, is hard to come by
    The Patrón, own, let’s go get it on
    The zone, own, yes I’m in the zone
    Is it two, three, leave a good tip
    I’ma blow all my money and don’t give two shits
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,510
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    ..anything by Tori Amos
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 477
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    I've posted this lyric in another thread recently but:

    Will.I.Am & Britney Spears - Scream & Shout
    When you hear this in the club,
    You're gonna turn this shit up.


    Unless I'm mishearing the lyrics, normally the DJ is the one in control of the volume of the music, not the people in the club.

    Never thought of that, that's actually really true.
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    The22ndRachelThe22ndRachel Posts: 652
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    danom8 wrote: »
    If anyone wants a real laugh though watch this short video of Mariah Carey's golden moments of lyrical genius.

    Personal Favourite
    "He's all up in my George Foreman".

    This video makes my belly hurt from laughing!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmaywq250tE

    This video is my new favourite thing ever!!
    Thank you for bringing this into my life!
    :cool::D:D;)
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