If Kirkwood did Corrie the following would happen:
There'd be a serial killer who killed off everyone over 50 the the culprit would turn out to be Emily who'd be sentenced to life in prison.
He'd build a new family around Callum, bring in all his brothers who'd all be good looking and they'd become the focus of the show.
It would be revealed that Tracy and Pete had sex years ago and Amy is really their child and Ken and Deidre brainwashed them to forget this ever happened. Once Tracy finds out the truth she becomes obsessed with Pete and kidnaps him and rapes him and becomes pregnant with his child again.
Todd turns Callum gay,
Sophie and Sean sleep together resulting in a pregnancy, she moves in with him and Billy. After a fight with Billy Sean sleeps with some random dude and gets HIV and gives it to Billy.
A nuclear bomb will hit Weatherfield where several characters will die and relationships will be changed forever!
If Kirkwood did Corrie the following would happen:
There'd be a serial killer who killed off everyone over 50 the the culprit would turn out to be Emily who'd be sentenced to life in prison.
He'd build a new family around Callum, bring in all his brothers who'd all be good looking and they'd become the focus of the show.
It would be revealed that Tracy and Pete had sex years ago and Amy is really their child and Ken and Deidre brainwashed them to forget this ever happened. Once Tracy finds out the truth she becomes obsessed with Pete and kidnaps him and rapes him and becomes pregnant with his child again.
Todd turns Callum gay,
Sophie and Sean sleep together resulting in a pregnancy, she moves in with him and Billy. After a fight with Billy Sean sleeps with some random dude and gets HIV and gives it to Billy.
A nuclear bomb will hit Weatherfield where several characters will die and relationships will be changed forever!
If Kirkwood did Corrie the following would happen:
There'd be a serial killer who killed off everyone over 50 the the culprit would turn out to be Emily who'd be sentenced to life in prison.
He'd build a new family around Callum, bring in all his brothers who'd all be good looking and they'd become the focus of the show.
It would be revealed that Tracy and Pete had sex years ago and Amy is really their child and Ken and Deidre brainwashed them to forget this ever happened. Once Tracy finds out the truth she becomes obsessed with Pete and kidnaps him and rapes him and becomes pregnant with his child again.
Todd turns Callum gay,
Sophie and Sean sleep together resulting in a pregnancy, she moves in with him and Billy. After a fight with Billy Sean sleeps with some random dude and gets HIV and gives it to Billy.
A nuclear bomb will hit Weatherfield where several characters will die and relationships will be changed forever!
- Someone would be killing off members of the street by spiking their drinks in the Rovers. You wouldn't see who it was, just a hand dropping a mystery drug into the glass causing cardiac arrest within moments of drinking it.
- Simon Barlow would have been the one to get Faye pregnant.
- Sean would have a drunken bunk up with Fizz resulting in her getting pregnant and them then pretending to live as a happy family
- The Nazir's would reveal they have a long lost daughter who went missing years before they moved to the street. She would randomly turn up after reading about the kidnap of Asha Alahan where the Nazirs become suspects and the story of their missing daughter hits Wevvy Gazette.
- Craig would go from schoolboy to pcso to police officer within a couple of weeks
- Nick's bistro would be the HQ of all dodgy dealings
- Tracy would pretend Amy has been kidnapped, just to get back at Steve and Michelle
Hollyoaks
- it would be revealed Dylan wasn't really Trevor's son, but a friend of the real Dylan who didn't want to know his dad. The shock would nearly kill Trevor.
- Frankie would have an annual street brawl with Nana McQueen because she never forgot the whole JP/Craig saga.
- Tom would start knocking Frankie about
- Kim would die after being blown over by a gust of wind leaving Esther devestated for two minutes
- Sinead would turn into a saint, become the manager of The Hutch her past forgotten, instead playing the perfect doting mother
- Someone would be killing off members of the street by spiking their drinks in the Rovers. You wouldn't see who it was, just a hand dropping a mystery drug into the glass causing cardiac arrest within moments of drinking it.
- Simon Barlow would have been the one to get Faye pregnant.
- Sean would have a drunken bunk up with Fizz resulting in her getting pregnant and them then pretending to live as a happy family
- The Nazir's would reveal they have a long lost daughter who went missing years before they moved to the street. She would randomly turn up after reading about the kidnap of Asha Alahan where the Nazirs become suspects and the story of their missing daughter hits Wevvy Gazette.
- Craig would go from schoolboy to pcso to police officer within a couple of weeks
- Nick's bistro would be the HQ of all dodgy dealings
- Tracy would pretend Amy has been kidnapped, just to get back at Steve and Michelle
Hollyoaks
- it would be revealed Dylan wasn't really Trevor's son, but a friend of the real Dylan who didn't want to know his dad. The shock would nearly kill Trevor.
- Frankie would have an annual street brawl with Nana McQueen because she never forgot the whole JP/Craig saga.
- Tom would start knocking Frankie about
- Kim would die after being blown over by a gust of wind leaving Esther devestated for two minutes
- Sinead would turn into a saint, become the manager of The Hutch her past forgotten, instead playing the perfect doting mother
- it would be revealed Dylan wasn't really Trevor's son, but a friend of the real Dylan who didn't want to know his dad. The shock would nearly kill Trevor.
- Frankie would have an annual street brawl with Nana McQueen because she never forgot the whole JP/Craig saga.
- Tom would start knocking Frankie about
- Kim would die after being blown over by a gust of wind leaving Esther devestated for two minutes
- Sinead would turn into a saint, become the manager of The Hutch her past forgotten, instead playing the perfect doting mother
If Hollyoaks were like that, I'd be watching.
We need to take this thread a step further
If Kate Oates were running Corrie:
A new family comes in consisting of a dad (played by the guy who played Tom King on Emmerdale), his daugther and grandson. The daughter would turn out to be engaged to Tommy Duckworth. Tommy who was never gay before begins an affair with Todd. Fizz becomes suspicous and she catches Tommy and Todd going at it on Tommy's wedding in the attic of the Grimshaw house (thanks to a tip off from Todd) Tommy and Fizz argue and Fizz falls to her death. Toddy helps Tommy cover up the accident.
Anna bumps into Callum on the street and realizes he is her nephew by Eddie Windass' brother Elltiot. Soon Callum's dad Elltiot(played by the guy who played Matthew King on Emmerdale) and two brothers show up the oldest is the strong silent type (played by Danny Mac) and the youngest is the nerdy hipster type who is also gay. It turns out Anna had a one night stand with Elliot back in the day and that Gary might be his son, when Elliot relises this he gets one of Gary's socks and does a DNA test on it that proves Gary is his son.
Sarah reveals to Callum that the real reason she returned to Weatherfield is because she is dying of cancer. She says she needs set money aside for Bethany's college fund so she and Callum get invovled in a Mexican drug cartel, something goes horribly wrong and Sarah ends up dying.
The police get proof that Tracy started the fire and she is lcoked up again. However after a couple of months Amy comes to visit her her and she keels over in pain, it turns out she was pregnant, but who is the fathe....? Later it is revealed that off screen David and Tracey and sex in the men's room at Bistro one night resulting in the baby.
If Kirkwood did Corrie the following would happen:
There'd be a serial killer who killed off everyone over 50 the the culprit would turn out to be Emily who'd be sentenced to life in prison.
He'd build a new family around Callum, bring in all his brothers who'd all be good looking and they'd become the focus of the show.
It would be revealed that Tracy and Pete had sex years ago and Amy is really their child and Ken and Deidre brainwashed them to forget this ever happened. Once Tracy finds out the truth she becomes obsessed with Pete and kidnaps him and rapes him and becomes pregnant with his child again.
Todd turns Callum gay,
Sophie and Sean sleep together resulting in a pregnancy, she moves in with him and Billy. After a fight with Billy Sean sleeps with some random dude and gets HIV and gives it to Billy.
A nuclear bomb will hit Weatherfield where several characters will die and relationships will be changed forever!
I could imagine both Callum having brothers and having an affair with Todd. Apparently Todd and Jason are set to clash with Callum
Who stole the hard-boiled sweets from the Kabin? After months of strange theft with regards to stolen sweets from Rita and Norris's shop, it all comes to blows when Dev's twins are revealed as the shock culprits during the LIVE episode in September!
The Rovers Rejoice It's a sunny day on the street and thus all of the residents are feeling elated. Saint Sophie starts the proceedings by singing a song in the Rovers, to which all of the residents sing-a-long. They vacate the Rovers whilst singing "on the sunny side of the street" with jazz hands, confetti and coloured balloons ascending into the sky with the camera rising with all of the Weatherfield folk waving goodbye!
Faye's Gang When Faye's completely unconvincing, least intimidating gang of hard-nuts arrive on the street (aged 13) with posh accents trying to act ghetto, the residents on the street are horrified by their arrival, especially Roy who nearly goes into cardiact arrest when he witnesses one of them dropping litter outside the cafè, but it is Emily who shows extreme fortitude by plucking up the courage to face the gang by telling them that if they don't behave, she will call the police. The gang flee in terror and the street is once again harmonious!
I could imagine regular musical-themed episodes too!
Lorraine just spreading all of that love and warmth.
- Tim would starts an affair with Anna just after she has proposed to Jason, the affair will come out and on Anna and Jason's wedding day when Anna also reveals she is pregnant, with a who's the daddy storyline set to rock the street, under the stress of it all Jason turns go comfort in Sean and realises that he is gay.
- Eileen would be killed off making Todd turn to drugs and he becomes a raging addict and by the end of his long struggle (a month) he realises he loves Tracy and they start a relationship that obviously the whole audience has been waiting for months and then he will propose. Todd when have an affair with Fiz and Tracy becomes the street's next serial killer. Killing Todd, Steve, Tony, Gary and she tries to kill Fiz but Fiz miraculously survives. Tracy goes to court and is found innocent and all is forgiven.
- A new family of predominantly males (all hired based on their looks) come into the street and is set to turn it alight by having a relationships with a lot of the street.
- Roy and Cathy start dating when Roy discovers he has terminal cancer (Hayley is mentioned about once). Roy ends up dying in a fire at the rovers along with Lloyd, Gail and Emily.
- Callum and his gang continue to terrorise the street blackmailing everyone and forcing them to sell drugs.
- Another train crashes into the street when at the same time a helicopter comes hurtling down into the street killing off David, Audrey and Nick.
- Two more big families arrive at the same time and begin to start a rivalry.
- A new villain comes into the street and starts to abuse Sarah while manipulating Bethany.
Michelle starts a long running story of her anorexia (lasting two months)
A few more stunts, lots more affairs, lots more deaths, characters going round in circles and lots of boring characters coming into the show.
Blackburn on hollyoaks
- Nana's parcel goes missing and we have the endless fun of her trying to find it.
- The most unrealistic fire will happen at the McQueen house and when the house is fixed a new family will take over kicking all of the residents in the McQueen house into a flat. The new family will want to make hollyoaks the best place in the world and we can follow their long running adventure into opening a nursery and trying to close down the loft.
- Big Bob's son will be introduced, huge Henry into the show along with his gang who start to terrorise the village when they knock over bins, litter and in an exciting twist they will attack Ste who begins to get revenge on everyone who has done him wrong.
No continuity, storylines going round in circles for months, constant affairs and 'fun' storylines to make everyone laugh.
- Tim would starts an affair with Anna just after she has proposed to Jason, the affair will come out and on Anna and Jason's wedding day when Anna also reveals she is pregnant, with a who's the daddy storyline set to rock the street, under the stress of it all Jason turns go comfort in Sean and realises that he is gay.
- Eileen would be killed off making Todd turn to drugs and he becomes a raging addict and by the end of his long struggle (a month) he realises he loves Tracy and they start a relationship that obviously the whole audience has been waiting for months and then he will propose. Todd when have an affair with Fiz and Tracy becomes the street's next serial killer. Killing Todd, Steve, Tony, Gary and she tries to kill Fiz but Fiz miraculously survives. Tracy goes to court and is found innocent and all is forgiven.
- A new family of predominantly males (all hired based on their looks) come into the street and is set to turn it alight by having a relationships with a lot of the street.
- Roy and Cathy start dating when Roy discovers he has terminal cancer (Hayley is mentioned about once). Roy ends up dying in a fire at the rovers along with Lloyd, Gail and Emily.
- Callum and his gang continue to terrorise the street blackmailing everyone and forcing them to sell drugs.
- Another train crashes into the street when at the same time a helicopter comes hurtling down into the street killing off David, Audrey and Nick.
- Two more big families arrive at the same time and begin to start a rivalry.
- A new villain comes into the street and starts to abuse Sarah while manipulating Bethany.
Michelle starts a long running story of her anorexia (lasting two months)
A few more stunts, lots more affairs, lots more deaths, characters going round in circles and lots of boring characters coming into the show.
Blackburn on hollyoaks
- Nana's parcel goes missing and we have the endless fun of her trying to find it.
- The most unrealistic fire will happen at the McQueen house and when the house is fixed a new family will take over kicking all of the residents in the McQueen house into a flat. The new family will want to make hollyoaks the best place in the world and we can follow their long running adventure into opening a nursery and trying to close down the loft.
- Big Bob's son will be introduced, huge Henry into the show along with his gang who start to terrorise the village when they knock over bins, litter and in an exciting twist they will attack Ste who begins to get revenge on everyone who has done him wrong.
No continuity, storylines going round in circles for months, constant affairs and 'fun' storylines to make everyone laugh.
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There'd be a serial killer who killed off everyone over 50 the the culprit would turn out to be Emily who'd be sentenced to life in prison.
He'd build a new family around Callum, bring in all his brothers who'd all be good looking and they'd become the focus of the show.
It would be revealed that Tracy and Pete had sex years ago and Amy is really their child and Ken and Deidre brainwashed them to forget this ever happened. Once Tracy finds out the truth she becomes obsessed with Pete and kidnaps him and rapes him and becomes pregnant with his child again.
Todd turns Callum gay,
Sophie and Sean sleep together resulting in a pregnancy, she moves in with him and Billy. After a fight with Billy Sean sleeps with some random dude and gets HIV and gives it to Billy.
A nuclear bomb will hit Weatherfield where several characters will die and relationships will be changed forever!
And then another serial killer emerges...
You beat me to it! First thing I thought of!
Freddie would commit a crime then be involved in a 'hilarious' comedy plot a week later
Frankie would forget Steph existed
- Someone would be killing off members of the street by spiking their drinks in the Rovers. You wouldn't see who it was, just a hand dropping a mystery drug into the glass causing cardiac arrest within moments of drinking it.
- Simon Barlow would have been the one to get Faye pregnant.
- Sean would have a drunken bunk up with Fizz resulting in her getting pregnant and them then pretending to live as a happy family
- The Nazir's would reveal they have a long lost daughter who went missing years before they moved to the street. She would randomly turn up after reading about the kidnap of Asha Alahan where the Nazirs become suspects and the story of their missing daughter hits Wevvy Gazette.
- Craig would go from schoolboy to pcso to police officer within a couple of weeks
- Nick's bistro would be the HQ of all dodgy dealings
- Tracy would pretend Amy has been kidnapped, just to get back at Steve and Michelle
Hollyoaks
- it would be revealed Dylan wasn't really Trevor's son, but a friend of the real Dylan who didn't want to know his dad. The shock would nearly kill Trevor.
- Frankie would have an annual street brawl with Nana McQueen because she never forgot the whole JP/Craig saga.
- Tom would start knocking Frankie about
- Kim would die after being blown over by a gust of wind leaving Esther devestated for two minutes
- Sinead would turn into a saint, become the manager of The Hutch her past forgotten, instead playing the perfect doting mother
Brilliant. Same scripts, different names.
If Hollyoaks were like that, I'd be watching.
We need to take this thread a step further
If Kate Oates were running Corrie:
A new family comes in consisting of a dad (played by the guy who played Tom King on Emmerdale), his daugther and grandson. The daughter would turn out to be engaged to Tommy Duckworth. Tommy who was never gay before begins an affair with Todd. Fizz becomes suspicous and she catches Tommy and Todd going at it on Tommy's wedding in the attic of the Grimshaw house (thanks to a tip off from Todd) Tommy and Fizz argue and Fizz falls to her death. Toddy helps Tommy cover up the accident.
Anna bumps into Callum on the street and realizes he is her nephew by Eddie Windass' brother Elltiot. Soon Callum's dad Elltiot(played by the guy who played Matthew King on Emmerdale) and two brothers show up the oldest is the strong silent type (played by Danny Mac) and the youngest is the nerdy hipster type who is also gay. It turns out Anna had a one night stand with Elliot back in the day and that Gary might be his son, when Elliot relises this he gets one of Gary's socks and does a DNA test on it that proves Gary is his son.
Sarah reveals to Callum that the real reason she returned to Weatherfield is because she is dying of cancer. She says she needs set money aside for Bethany's college fund so she and Callum get invovled in a Mexican drug cartel, something goes horribly wrong and Sarah ends up dying.
The police get proof that Tracy started the fire and she is lcoked up again. However after a couple of months Amy comes to visit her her and she keels over in pain, it turns out she was pregnant, but who is the fathe....? Later it is revealed that off screen David and Tracey and sex in the men's room at Bistro one night resulting in the baby.
I could imagine both Callum having brothers and having an affair with Todd. Apparently Todd and Jason are set to clash with Callum
Who stole the hard-boiled sweets from the Kabin? After months of strange theft with regards to stolen sweets from Rita and Norris's shop, it all comes to blows when Dev's twins are revealed as the shock culprits during the LIVE episode in September!
The Rovers Rejoice It's a sunny day on the street and thus all of the residents are feeling elated. Saint Sophie starts the proceedings by singing a song in the Rovers, to which all of the residents sing-a-long. They vacate the Rovers whilst singing "on the sunny side of the street" with jazz hands, confetti and coloured balloons ascending into the sky with the camera rising with all of the Weatherfield folk waving goodbye!
Faye's Gang When Faye's completely unconvincing, least intimidating gang of hard-nuts arrive on the street (aged 13) with posh accents trying to act ghetto, the residents on the street are horrified by their arrival, especially Roy who nearly goes into cardiact arrest when he witnesses one of them dropping litter outside the cafè, but it is Emily who shows extreme fortitude by plucking up the courage to face the gang by telling them that if they don't behave, she will call the police. The gang flee in terror and the street is once again harmonious!
I could imagine regular musical-themed episodes too!
Lorraine just spreading all of that love and warmth.
- Tim would starts an affair with Anna just after she has proposed to Jason, the affair will come out and on Anna and Jason's wedding day when Anna also reveals she is pregnant, with a who's the daddy storyline set to rock the street, under the stress of it all Jason turns go comfort in Sean and realises that he is gay.
- Eileen would be killed off making Todd turn to drugs and he becomes a raging addict and by the end of his long struggle (a month) he realises he loves Tracy and they start a relationship that obviously the whole audience has been waiting for months and then he will propose. Todd when have an affair with Fiz and Tracy becomes the street's next serial killer. Killing Todd, Steve, Tony, Gary and she tries to kill Fiz but Fiz miraculously survives. Tracy goes to court and is found innocent and all is forgiven.
- A new family of predominantly males (all hired based on their looks) come into the street and is set to turn it alight by having a relationships with a lot of the street.
- Roy and Cathy start dating when Roy discovers he has terminal cancer (Hayley is mentioned about once). Roy ends up dying in a fire at the rovers along with Lloyd, Gail and Emily.
- Callum and his gang continue to terrorise the street blackmailing everyone and forcing them to sell drugs.
- Another train crashes into the street when at the same time a helicopter comes hurtling down into the street killing off David, Audrey and Nick.
- Two more big families arrive at the same time and begin to start a rivalry.
- A new villain comes into the street and starts to abuse Sarah while manipulating Bethany.
Michelle starts a long running story of her anorexia (lasting two months)
A few more stunts, lots more affairs, lots more deaths, characters going round in circles and lots of boring characters coming into the show.
Blackburn on hollyoaks
- Nana's parcel goes missing and we have the endless fun of her trying to find it.
- The most unrealistic fire will happen at the McQueen house and when the house is fixed a new family will take over kicking all of the residents in the McQueen house into a flat. The new family will want to make hollyoaks the best place in the world and we can follow their long running adventure into opening a nursery and trying to close down the loft.
- Big Bob's son will be introduced, huge Henry into the show along with his gang who start to terrorise the village when they knock over bins, litter and in an exciting twist they will attack Ste who begins to get revenge on everyone who has done him wrong.
No continuity, storylines going round in circles for months, constant affairs and 'fun' storylines to make everyone laugh.
Pretty much, yeah!