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BREAKING NEWS - New X Factor Judge Revealed

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    _NiallDEE__NiallDEE_ Posts: 13,584
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    Guys this is 100% true. Dionne happens to be a great friend of mine and I just called her and she confirmed that she will be on the panel, and Cilla will as well! Looks set to be an amazing series :D
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    SoppyfanSoppyfan Posts: 29,911
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    I am loving the amount of sarcasm on this thread! :D
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    EndOfSanityEndOfSanity Posts: 15,072
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    Soppyfan wrote: »
    I am loving the amount of sarcasm on this thread! :D

    What sarcasm? Everything said here is true.
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    jackel1234jackel1234 Posts: 5,218
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    What sarcasm? Everything said here is true.

    The Guardi even had an article about it! :eek: :D
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    unclekevounclekevo Posts: 20,749
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    My friend's dentist polishes Simon Cowell's teeth and he confirmed that Dionne is joining the show, it will be such an iconic appointment, she is currently the biggest music star in the world, she will bring at least 700 million viewers to be honest.
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    jackel1234jackel1234 Posts: 5,218
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    unclekevo wrote: »
    My friend's dentist polishes Simon Cowell's teeth and he confirmed that Dionne is joining the show, it will be such an iconic appointment, she is currently the biggest music star in the world, she will bring at least 700 million viewers to be honest.

    Please it'll be more like 2 billion! :cool:
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    fireemblemcrazefireemblemcraze Posts: 7,436
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    I agree with everyone here! Dionne is of course the most relevant pop artist today. She has sold over 123213 billion records more than all artists put together. She will know how to direct the talent that comes through. She's knows everything about modern day music tastes and will incontrovertibly. She could even teach Wagner, Jedward and Rylan how to sing! I cannot wait.

    That and everyone in the world will be watching, she has after all sold 123123 billion more records than everyone else put together.

    My mother waxes Dionne's hair, and she told her that everyone in the panel is leaving and only she is coming in. Meaning we'll have a 1 judge panel mentoring all 12 acts. It would be incredible to watch Queen Dionne in action.
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    pothuthicpothuthic Posts: 47,103
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    O.M.G

    I cannot believe it!

    Dionne is a great signing, very excited to see Dionne on the show
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    noonan15noonan15 Posts: 1,436
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    Well, I am Dionne, I cannot wait to join the show! Everybody is going, even Dermot, and I will be the show, just 2 and a half hours of me sat there smiling on a panel! So excited guys! I certainly have the credentials to judge all you peasants, at the tender age of 17 AND A HALF (I'm a big girl now!) I certainly know what it takes to make it HAUGE in the music business! Sold over 900 million records don't you know!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,458
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    Why not try Petula Clark as well.
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    Multimedia81Multimedia81 Posts: 83,405
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    If Dionne Warwick does join the panel and let aspiring singers down, they can sing to her "Why do you have to be a heartbreaker?"!:D
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    Say_My_NameSay_My_Name Posts: 299
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    This is amazing news!!

    However she's no Dionne Bromfield.
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    Patti-AnnPatti-Ann Posts: 22,747
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    I didn't know what to make of the thread till Cilla was brought in, then I realised it was a wind up :D
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    FuddFudd Posts: 167,002
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    unclekevo wrote: »
    My friend's dentist polishes Simon Cowell's teeth

    Yes but are the teeth in Simon's mouth at the time?
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    WhyHelloWorldWhyHelloWorld Posts: 15,494
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    Guys...I am Dionne.

    It's official. I am joining the panel.
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    r0ry101r0ry101 Posts: 13,136
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    This news is the best news of 2013.

    Thank you for making my year tbh
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    gav016gav016 Posts: 5,836
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    Just came back to revisit this iconic appointment.

    Sharon who? tbh.
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    _NiallDEE__NiallDEE_ Posts: 13,584
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    Glad to see this completely true thread back to the front page, so excited about Dionne and Cilla joining the show :D
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    Dreammaster695Dreammaster695 Posts: 1,353
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    _NiallDEE_ wrote: »
    Wow! My source tells me that Cilla Black will be appearing alongside Dionne on the panel! This is fantastic news, Cilla and Dionne's feud will make unmissable television!

    not chris maloney again.. :sleep:
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    noonan15 wrote: »
    Well, I am Dionne, I cannot wait to join the show! Everybody is going, even Dermot, and I will be the show, just 2 and a half hours of me sat there smiling on a panel! So excited guys! I certainly have the credentials to judge all you peasants, at the tender age of 17 AND A HALF (I'm a big girl now!) I certainly know what it takes to make it HAUGE in the music business! Sold over 900 million records don't you know!

    Dionne Warwick is 72. ;)
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    pothuthicpothuthic Posts: 47,103
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    Dionne Warwick is 72. ;)

    Noonan was being a naanaa me thinks.

    Who could get confused with the music icon Dionne Warwick and that girl that's godmothers Amy Winehouse?

    -lost faith in humanity-
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    pothuthic wrote: »
    Noonan was being a naanaa me thinks.

    Unless noonan15 lives in 1957.
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    unclekevounclekevo Posts: 20,749
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    Just bumping this thread to update everyone on the exciting news, the tabloid rumours are false, Dionne and Cilla will still be joining the panel, not Nicole and Sharon.
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    pothuthicpothuthic Posts: 47,103
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    unclekevo wrote: »
    Just bumping this thread to update everyone on the exciting news, the tabloid rumours are false, Dionne and Cilla will still be joining the panel, not Nicole and Sharon.

    Thanks for the heads up
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    maninthequeuemaninthequeue Posts: 2,479
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    unclekevo wrote: »
    Just bumping this thread to update everyone on the exciting news, the tabloid rumours are false, Dionne and Cilla will still be joining the panel, not Nicole and Sharon.

    With Simon Dee as host; alongside Tony Hatch and the very talented Ray Davies I can't wait to see who wins and buy the winner's single on 7 inch vinyl. :D
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