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Best quotes from Eurovision 2014
scoobiesnacks
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I liked it when Graham said "it's like the gay wedding I'll never have"
(when the streamers exploded)
and "I'm still not getting the Chinese thing.."
(when the streamers exploded)
and "I'm still not getting the Chinese thing.."
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One of my personal favourites was from the fake voting. It went something like this:
Azeri spokeswoman: "8 points go to... Ireland!"
Hosts: "Can you recheck your votes?"
Spokeswoman: "8 points go to... Ireland!"
Hosts: "Er... Ireland isn't in the final"
Spokeswoman: "8 points go to Ireland"
Emma: I'm f*cking tired.
Emma sliced mozzarella and then Finland did this
Also when Scott Mills said: Watch out for the violinists on the ski slope (Norway)
Oh yeah!
and then...
Abdel: okay! No time for questions for Italy because we're running behind
*10 minutes later at Spain's press conference*
Abdel: Anyone got any questions?
Probably they were afraid she would kill them if they didnt let her rest
"I thought Basim was trying to kill me!"
"If you survive sailing on this ship, vote for Ukraine!"
"Strange questions? No, strange faces sometimes!"
On Eurovisions Next Top Model: “The Romanians are playing dirty, why aren’t I winning?”
On discovering that Paula had posted the poll on her Twitter/Facebook: “Why didn’t I post this on Facebook and Twitter?!”
Tinkara: "I do dirty things with a flute!"
Emma: "I'm f*cking tired!"
Was Dilara surprised at making the final?: "Humm, not so"
Tijana:
"On stage I feel alive, otherwise I'm dead!"
"Thank you dahlings!"
"I hate ballads, I'm a party woman!"
"I'm a witch! I'm taking energy from you people. No sucking blood - energy, energy. I'm good witch."
On hearing the full FYROM title: "errrrr... I'm from Macedonia" *frosty stare*
Pretty much everything in this interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvDOtpGiOyY
I think that is the one phrase that has defined the last few days for us
"I touch your d*ck.. unleash it all...me tug, me lick.." - Mei
"I'm up for sex!" - Vilija
(After the opening streamers in the crowd)
Nope, went like this (she had a huge sarcastic smile the whole way through):
Azeri spokeswoman: "8 points go to... Greece!"
Hosts: "Can you recheck your votes?"
Spokeswoman: "8 points go to... Greece!"
Hosts: "Read your 8 points again please"
Spokeswoman: "8 points go to Greece"
Hosts: "We'll come back to you later"
10 min later:
Azeri spokeswoman: "8 points go to... Greece!"
Hosts: "Can you recheck your votes?"
Spokeswoman: "8 points go to... Greece!"
Hosts: "Read your 8 points again please"
Spokeswoman: "8 points go to Greece"
Hosts: We'll come back to you later"
2 min later:
Azeri spokeswoman: "8 points go to... Greece!"
Hosts: "Can you recheck your votes?"
Spokeswoman: "8 points go to... Greece!"
Hosts: "Ok, Jon Ola Sand, can you tell us the correct points from Azerbaijan?"
Another funny thing from the jury final voting was when Portugal's spokeswoman didn't know she was on yet and made farting noises with her mouth while touching her stomach and looking disgusted, then when the hosts said hello again, she stood up straight in shock, and put on that sarcastic smile.
Why were they doing this? I don't understand. Where they just being naughty?
lmfao The mei one is a big favorite LOl next line I need shweearrr,
I do wonder whether one fake announcer is asked to play up so the hosts can prepare for that situation.
I'm pretty certain the '8 points to Ireland' happened in the jury rehearsal vote.
Not a funny one but I had a real goosebumps moment as she said it and then thrust the trophy up, that was single handedly the best moment of the night.
Lolol how embarrassing
For me too and she hefted that trophy up a champ. best moment and completely blew me away. So happy for her./ Get all emotional when i watch it over.
And in the song subtly changing the words *I* to *WE* magic moment.