Land of falsifide stories, b!tches of the tree,
How shall we evict them, till we're down to three?
hiders under the duvet, cruising to the end;
will it make a good story, drive us round the bends!
Marcus: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
DS Posters: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Marcus: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
DS Posters: He is! He is the Messiah!
Marcus: Now, f@ck off!
[silence]
DS Posters: How shall we f@ck off, O Lord
Welcome back my friends to the show that just survived
We're so glad it’s back on 5
Shame not Live! Shame not Live!
There behind our screen will unfold a tacky scene
Just like Kinga and her bean.
Move along! Move along!
Come online, the show's about to start
Make a post and come and play your part
Rest assured the set might be the same
If it’s cak no PEJ to blame.
You've got to see the show, it's the new big bro.
You've got to see the show, it's the new big bro ....
Right before your eyes, in the diary room of lies
Sits a housemate we despise, first she tries, then she dies
Damaged egos plotting will begin , hand grenades without the safety pin
You've got to see the show, it's the new big bro.
You've got to see the show, it's the new big bro
No more Queen of gurn, now it Brian Dowling’s turn
Please don’t let him crash and burn
Let him learn! Let him learn!
Now we’ve turned a page cos its Emma next on stage
From the audience we will gauge
Will they rage, proclaim sage
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!
Performing like a seal just to make it all seem real
Many housemates seek a deal
Faux appeal. Faux appeal
Lets turn back the time when rewards contained much wine
With the swearing after nine,
Without fine without fine.
Come and see the show! Come and see big bro! Come and see the show!
See Big Bro!
Land of falsifide stories, b!tches of the tree,How shall we evict them, till we're down to three?
hiders under the duvet, cruising to the end;
will it make a good story, drive us round the bends!
I looked at that launch thread and thought 'nah ... lurkers is the place to be' :cool:
There you go, you see. Well done for finding the courage. Do you know, I was a member for a full year (with previous username) before I actually posted
With all the names being bandied about I am hoping I will recognise all of them this year
It is sounding good this year tho I wouldnt recognise KK's mother/ex husband if they punched me in the face - and from what I've read they probably would!
Comments
I'm an overseas folk.....:( Do I count.....
** Primly** Please put your sundry bit parts away, Swinga, it is pre-watershed! :eek:.............................:D
It's nice to see the thread so busy!
Hello lovely, how are you
Hi ya Swingaleg, so brill you are around too.
And a special welcome to pineapplecakes
In fact hello to all here & those who follow me in.
This place is hotting up like Chef Ramseys Hells Kitchen LOL
Much busier than official discussion thread from what I have seen
How shall we evict them, till we're down to three?
hiders under the duvet, cruising to the end;
will it make a good story, drive us round the bends!
Arte, I didn't recognise you with your whiplash
One third? That seems generous!
He's a very naughty boy!:D:D
It's fab isn't it.... just like days of yore
That's probably for the teachers pets............this is the back row of the bus !
:cool:
evening richie - go on then what does the ino stand for
Welcome back my friends to the show that just survived
We're so glad it’s back on 5
Shame not Live! Shame not Live!
There behind our screen will unfold a tacky scene
Just like Kinga and her bean.
Move along! Move along!
Come online, the show's about to start
Make a post and come and play your part
Rest assured the set might be the same
If it’s cak no PEJ to blame.
You've got to see the show, it's the new big bro.
You've got to see the show, it's the new big bro ....
Right before your eyes, in the diary room of lies
Sits a housemate we despise, first she tries, then she dies
Damaged egos plotting will begin , hand grenades without the safety pin
You've got to see the show, it's the new big bro.
You've got to see the show, it's the new big bro
No more Queen of gurn, now it Brian Dowling’s turn
Please don’t let him crash and burn
Let him learn! Let him learn!
Now we’ve turned a page cos its Emma next on stage
From the audience we will gauge
Will they rage, proclaim sage
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!
Performing like a seal just to make it all seem real
Many housemates seek a deal
Faux appeal. Faux appeal
Lets turn back the time when rewards contained much wine
With the swearing after nine,
Without fine without fine.
Come and see the show! Come and see big bro! Come and see the show!
See Big Bro!
With all the names being bandied about I am hoping I will recognise all of them this year
I would
Big Brother In Name Only
Jordan wannabe from TOWIE
Probably the winner Mr Desmond would like from this show
cocks a leg;)
or maybe install a pole
It is sounding good this year tho I wouldnt recognise KK's mother/ex husband if they punched me in the face - and from what I've read they probably would!
No....5 minutes a week or so ago:D
No....still have the link??
i know, i know, should of guessed