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Andre's "suffering" (part 2)

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    sidsgirlsidsgirl Posts: 4,425
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    I think he'll be fine, pretty sure there will be more than 30 but if & it's a big if, the fans decided to stay away, I would pay to see weedy, simpering Gemma trying desperately to reassure him with lots of feeble excuses as to why only 6 people turned up.

    He'd be inconsolable!:o

    Well, never mind, they will probably be able to find a back room or canteen somewhere for him to hide in . ;):D
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    DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    I think he'll be fine, pretty sure there will be more than 30 but if & it's a big if, the fans decided to stay away, I would pay to see weedy, simpering Gemma trying desperately to reassure him with lots of feeble excuses as to why only 6 people turned up.

    He'd be inconsolable!:o

    The Abomination that is Andre needs a reality check.

    If he comes to Glasgow trying to sell his tat, I might just turn up and sock it to him.

    Be very afraid Peteybabes.:D
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    Blue Eyed ladyBlue Eyed lady Posts: 6,007
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    The Abomination that is Andre needs a reality check.

    If he comes to Glasgow trying to sell his tat, I might just turn up and sock it to him.

    Be very afraid Peteybabes.:D

    Don't hand opportunities to play the victim card on a plate to him!:eek::eek:
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    sidsgirlsidsgirl Posts: 4,425
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    The Abomination that is Andre needs a reality check.

    If he comes to Glasgow trying to sell his tat, I might just turn up and sock it to him.

    Be very afraid Peteybabes.:D


    Tut, tut, DD. No need for violence.:(
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    DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    Don't hand opportunities to play the victim card on a plate to him!:eek::eek:

    I am strong and could eat The Abomination for breakfast. ;)
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    DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    sidsgirl wrote: »
    Tut, tut, DD. No need for violence.:(

    The Abomination needs my fituphisjaxi.:)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,834
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    I am strong and could eat The Abomination for breakfast. ;)

    Cheese for breakfast?
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    artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    sidsgirl wrote: »
    Looks like he has a busy weekend ahead

    CAN_OFFICIAL‏@CAN_OFFICIAL12 Nov
    @MrPeterAndre is doing perfume/calendar signings all weekend at Ideal Home Show! All the info is available on... https://thepeterandrechannel.com/petes-making-a-few-guest

    You should post that on the appreciation thread. I'm sure his fans would like to know.:)
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    artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    Cheesus for breakfast?

    Is that like transubstantiation for the Media-**** generation?
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    Cheese for breakfast?

    That's the menu on ChannelDim. Cheesus for breakfast, Cheesus for lunch and Cheesus for dinner.

    And Cheesus even for (the last) supper. :p
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    Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    That's the menu on ChannelDim. Cheesus for breakfast, Cheesus for lunch and Cheesus for dinner.

    And Cheesus even for (the last) supper. :p

    A cheese fest ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,834
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    Is that like transubstantiation for the Media-**** generation?

    :D:D:D excellent
    lexi22 wrote: »
    That's the menu on ChannelDim. Cheesus for breakfast, Cheesus for lunch and Cheesus for dinner.

    And Cheesus even for (the last) supper. :p

    :D:D:D sadly I doubt unless we chip in that film is never getting made lol.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    :D:D:D sadly I doubt unless we chip in that film is never getting made lol.

    Cheesy chips? ;)
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    Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    :D:D:D excellent



    :D:D:D sadly I doubt unless we chip in that film is never getting made lol.

    I've just had a massive clear out ( getting ready to move) so maybe I could do a car boot and donate my money towards the film project ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,114
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    Whats he doing at the Ideal Home????? Hes not there discussing home improvements is he:eek:
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    artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    That's the menu on ChannelDim. Cheesus for breakfast, Cheesus for lunch and Cheesus for dinner.

    And Cheesus even for (the last) supper. :p

    Don't forget to repeat Santos Sanctitudinem Affectans as you feed the Cheesus.
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    Ella71110Ella71110 Posts: 4,239
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    bunny55 wrote: »
    Whats he doing at the Ideal Home????? Hes not there discussing home improvements is he:eek:

    Isn't he there cos of manager Claire's stall there or am I way off??!
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    bunny55 wrote: »
    Whats he doing at the Ideal Home????? Hes not there discussing home improvements is he:eek:

    Yes. I believe he's discussing ways in which his calendar and his perfumes will add not just to the ambiance of any room, but the actual value of your home! (The real answer is that I think someone said earlier he's doing signings for his tat.)
    Don't forget to repeat Santos Sanctitudinem Affectans as you feed the Cheesus.

    :D:D
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    Just catching up on the last two episodes and the first of one of them im shocked at how orgnised Peter is getting all the house work done and ironing done and being on time :eek: WTF
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    Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    Just catching up on the last two episodes and the first of one of them im shocked at how orgnised Peter is getting all the house work done and ironing done and being on time :eek: WTF

    See what he can do if he tries ;)
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    See what he can do if he tries ;)

    I know bless his cotton socks ;)
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    artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    I know bless his cotton socks ;)

    He doesn't need you to bless him, for he is Cheesus.
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    He doesn't need you to bless him, for he is Cheesus.

    Lol very good ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,881
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    Just catching up on the last two episodes and the first of one of them im shocked at how orgnised Peter is getting all the house work done and ironing done and being on time :eek: WTF

    Becheesus :eek: its a miracle
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    livingdeadgirllivingdeadgirl Posts: 624
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    You know what guys? Can I tell an honest truth? Without creating WWIII or starting any arguments, I might be a bad FM for bringing his ex into this thread but it honestly doesn't mean I'm a fan now or anything... Well here goes...

    I used to like Peteybabes. Even when he married the Female Abomination (coz come on they were MADE for each other, both mediawhoring gold medalists) I liked him, more than I liked her. Its only been since the split that I saw who he really is. I used to think he was nowhere near as skanky as her but as the years have gone by, I have to concede, he is as bad as her, they're both as desperate as each other. I don't comment much on her because her actions speak for themselves, but the way PA acts is something else. Of course, he doesn't want to be viewed as anything like her, and what annoys me the most is the lengths him and CAN go to to make Pete look like the complete antithesis to the most evil being in existence Katie Price. Ok I am being over dramatic I know, but these two F'wits annoy me. Other media **** such as chantellitall + Kerry don't bother me at all.

    I think the preservation of his image, by CAN and the BS people believe from the media, are the reasons why threads on the gruesome twosome are so divided. Its just sad that none of us forum members are ever going to suffer as a result of this media attention, the only people that are going to suffer from their parents behaviour are the ones who deserve it the least, the kids.
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