Your fave F.R.I.E.N.D.S lines

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  • Fatima502Fatima502 Posts: 6,120
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    CANDYANGEL wrote: »
    I like this one on the E4 ep right now

    Monica "I'm sorry, apparently I've opened the door to the past."

    after seeing Rachel and Ross kissing outside the apartment.

    And then later in the same episode she retorts:

    "Is that why you were doing it in the secret hall, where no-one ever goes"

    Joey: "$300 ? You can get a hamster for a lot less than that"
    Pheobe: "Not the one I've got my eye on"

    Phoebe to Monica who has just pulled out of their catering business: "You're the cook. Without you it's just me going up to people's doors with a tray"

    Rachel to Monica: "Just for once can you not remember every little thing"

    Generally I found the Friends women funnier than the men but they were all brilliant, no show is weak.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 453
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    Frank Junior when Pheobe is asking the IVF Dr if there's anything she can do to increase the odds of getting pregnant:

    'Hey maybe you could get drunk, that worked for a bunch of girls in my high school!'
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 453
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    Janice after her 'fling' with Ross:

    'I feel...the sun has set...on our day in the sun...'
  • CrazySingerGalCrazySingerGal Posts: 363
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    Rachel - "And just so you know it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, AND IT IS A BIG DEAL"
    Chandler- "I KNEW IT!!"[/QUOTE]

    I'm being stupid here but what are they referring to and what exactly does this mean? It's one of the few things in Friends that I failed to understand!
  • GrizzyDeeGrizzyDee Posts: 1,396
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    I'm being stupid here but what are they referring to and what exactly does this mean? It's one of the few things in Friends that I failed to understand!


    May I be the first to say: *facepalm*:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 143
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    GrizzyDee wrote: »
    May I be the first to say: *facepalm*:D

    Seconded!

    And whilst I'm here (although I'm sure it's already posted somewhere), I do like.. "YOU FELL ASLEEEEEP????!!"
  • Smiley433Smiley433 Posts: 7,855
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    Ross to the guys while Carol is nursing Ben...

    Ross: "This is one of the most natural, beautiful things in the world."
    Joey: "We know. But there's a baby sucking on it."
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 238
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    i can't believe nobody has mentioned this one, one of my favourites!

    (ross and rachel arguing)
    rachel: oh please ross, you inhale your food!
    ross:I GREW UP WITH MONICA; IF YOU DIDN'T EAT FAST, YOU DIDNT EAT!!!!

    (ross to gert, the fat girl who wants to dance on his feet): WOAH, what are you doing there gert???

    (joey after being fired from monicas restaurant)
    Its gonna be a lean christmas at the dragon household this year, LEAN LEAN LEAN!

    at phoebes wedding
    Rachel: jeez ross, you could have showered
    ross: ITS THE DOGGGGG!!!!!

    got tons more, LOVE friends its total comfort tv, i can watch them and never get sick, i dont know of any othr sitcoms i can watch over and over again, i normally just watch them once!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 238
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    (rachel and joey discussing a handbag)

    rachel: joey, UNISEX
    joey: rach maybe you need sex, i had sex yesterday!
    rachel: no joey, U-N-I-SEX
    joey: well i wouldn't say no to that!!

    (phoebe shouting at ross for massaging a client)
    joey:dude, why you massaging an old man for?
    ross: his daughter was hot!
    joey: GOTCHA!

    Phoebe singing

    "now grandmas a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright shiny bike, but lately she hasnt been coming to dinner and the last time you saw her she looked so much thinner, now your mom and your dad said she moved to peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too , la la la la la la la la la la la
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    When Phoebe walks in on the others watching a blue film

    "Oh my god, what am I doing!!" hahahahaha
  • nw0307nw0307 Posts: 10,888
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    when they first see Monica as the huge girl at school in the old video. They all start laughing and she says "stop it, the camera puts 10 pounds on you" and Chandler says "Exactly HOW MANY cameras are on you?"
  • CrazySingerGalCrazySingerGal Posts: 363
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    GrizzyDee wrote: »
    May I be the first to say: *facepalm*:D


    I still don't understand....:confused:
  • robbies_galrobbies_gal Posts: 32,226
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    nw0307 wrote: »
    when they first see Monica as the huge girl at school in the old video. They all start laughing and she says "stop it, the camera puts 10 pounds on you" and Chandler says "Exactly HOW MANY cameras are on you?"

    lol yeah one of my faves
  • CXC3000CXC3000 Posts: 10,258
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    This bit :

    Friends - Joey talks Love with Rachel

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQsRmQI_rz4&feature=related

    (watch it 'till the end) :D
  • ShappyShappy Posts: 14,531
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    I haven't read the whole thread so apologies if these have been done before:

    The One That Could Have Been
    Monica: Well, tonight was—was going to be my first time.
    Chandler: With Roger? (Monica shyly looks away.) Not just with Roger?! (Monica shrugs.) Oh my God!
    Monica: All right relax Mr. I’ve Had Sex Four Times!
    Chandler: Four different women! I’ve had sex way more times!
    Monica: How many?
    Chandler: Nine.

    Later...

    Monica: It’s harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!
    Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three.

    Even later...

    Chandler: I know you probably don’t want to go out with me, y’know because I make too many jokes and I’ve never been in a serious relationship and I guess I’m not technically a "doctor…"
    (Monica runs over and kisses him.)
    Monica: There was just one woman, wasn’t there?
    Chandler: No, there were two.
    Monica: Including me?
    Chandler: Oh yeah.
  • ShappyShappy Posts: 14,531
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    RACHEL: Monica, what is with you? Who'd you have lunch with?

    MONICA: Judy.

    RACHEL: Who?

    MONICA: Julie.

    RACHEL: What?

    MONICA: Jody.

    RACHEL: You were with Julie?

    MONICA: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping.

    RACHEL: Oh. Oh my god.

    MONICA: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.

    RACHEL: Yeah, right.

    MONICA: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out.

    RACHEL: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught.

    MONICA: That is not true!

    RACHEL: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?

    MONICA: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?

    RACHEL: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdales? Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,173
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    from the one with rachels book

    joey: i can smell burning... oh no, i think it's just your burning loins!!!

    ross: my coffee is cold... hey rach, can i warm it up on your loins?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 939
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    "Now I've upset you? What did I say?"
    "It's not what you said, it's just the way you said it. Oh my god! I'm a woman!"
    - Chandler and Joey in TOW Ross's Teeth
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,031
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    Rachel: I was hoping to have a mature adult conversation about this but I can't take you seriously if you're gonna be acting all jealous and bringing crazy women back to the apartment.
    Ross: Hey! None of the sane ones wanted to come back with me!!!
  • lionsof66lionsof66 Posts: 4,560
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    Not a line, but just a look.

    When Emily finally calls Ross (after he said Rachel at the wedding) and Ross freaks out and gets excited for no apparent reason he picks up a lamp from the table and hands it to Chandler, and the look on Matthew Perry's face was just beyond priceless :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 48
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    From The One in Barbados

    Chandler: Okay, look! Enough is enough!

    Monica: No. I have just to have two more points to beat him!

    Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago. I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Okay, you've already proven you are just as good as he is. Now we've missed our dinner reservations. So now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower, and shave your head!
  • Flamethrower100Flamethrower100 Posts: 14,106
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    From The One in Barbados

    Chandler: Okay, look! Enough is enough!

    Monica: No. I have just to have two more points to beat him!

    Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago. I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Okay, you've already proven you are just as good as he is. Now we've missed our dinner reservations. So now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower, and shave your head!

    classic. Her hair was inexplicable. hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaha.

    That was as long I was luaghing as I typed it.
  • Flamethrower100Flamethrower100 Posts: 14,106
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    Stings's wife "I have just pressed a button that triggers a silent alarm in a few moments the police will be here..."

    Pheobe... "The Police, A reunion!"
  • JaymaJayma Posts: 6,418
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    In the sofa episode, in response to Ross' 'Pivot! Pivot!! PIVOT!!!', Chandler's 'Shut Up! Shut Up!! SHUT UUUUP!!!!'
  • miss-kittymiss-kitty Posts: 1,518
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    not a specific line, but something that never fails to make me laugh, is the episode where Pheobe tastes the milk that Carol has expressed for Ben! the reactions are hilarious.
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