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"WHAT? But you can't finish with me, I've just put a deposit down on that big lips sofa" Rosie Webster to Luke Strong
"I thought you'd be giving him the third degree, not out buying broccoli" Sam Mitchell to Peggy on Joel
"I thought you'd be giving him the third degree, not out buying broccoli" Sam Mitchell to Peggy on Joel
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Shirley: "That's a shame, 'cause with your looks that's a major disadvantage"
Den: You'll never get me out of the Vic
And boy was he right
Sharon: (about Chrissie) One more look from Curly Sue and i'll ram these rings down her throat.
LMAO! She's such a b!tch.
How about Janine: Oh what are you going to do Pat? Chase after me on your manky leg?
That whole scene was comedy gold. I wish they'd give Janine such good stuff to do nowadays.
Nicola in response 'You're that mare...the dirty mare!'
Emmerdale's got good again.
Haha, I also liked when Barry told her that Little Mo had been around "I thought I smelt something. Somewhere between mothballs and a joss-stick."
Liz McDonald: Morning, all. What do you think?
Deirdre Rachid: Oh, I say, you look very glam!
Tracy Barlow: We don't normally dress for breakfast.
Liz McDonald: No, this is for me job interview.
Tracy Barlow: What job?
Blanche Hunt: Prostitute.
Liz McDonald: Blanche!
Deirdre Rachid: Mother!
Blanche Hunt: You were all thinking it. I just said it out loud.
Shelley Unwin: [at the altar, Shelley has just told the vicar and congregation that she will not marry Charlie]
Charlie Stubbs: Sorry about this, mate. She's been having a few problems upstairs!
Shelley Unwin: Yes, I have, and I thought it was me but it's not. It's you, Charlie! I was okay till I met you. Everyone kept telling me you're destroying me, that you go with other women. And I kept denying it and denying it and denying it 'cos I was so scared of losing you. But you 'are' destroying me. You do go with other women. I've seen it with my own eyes! And you made me feel it was my fault! You made me feel scared, you made me feel inferior. I can't trust you! I can't marry you!
[She flees the church.]
Blanche Hunt: Do you think they wrote their own vows?
Corrie's Leanne to Peter
"Look at your mardy visage"
Janice to Rosie (it was more the way this line was delivered)
Or...
Corrie - It's out of a selection of loads in the Barlow's day out with Peter to the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
Phil Mitchell, after he bunches Ben.
Izzy Hoyland: No what you need is a leg.
Paul's is throwing a very loud party:
Liljana: Where are you going?
David: The Playboy Mansion. I’m going to tell the one legged Hugh Heffner what he can do with his doof-doof.
Liljana: You leave his doof-doof alone.
Susan (To Karl whilst they're trying to move the lamb away from a snake): You distract that and I'll grab the lamb.
Karl: How do you suggest I distract it? Sing it a song?
Susan: Well...that's one way to kill it I suppose.
Lyn: Errm, I just wanted you to know, y'know, that I'll take care of everything to do with work until you're back on your feet.
Paul: Foot.
Janae: Men and women are like... what's in your sandwich?
Mickey: Cheese and Vegemite
Janae: Cheese and Vegemite!
Ned: Where are you going with this?
Janae: Just work with me. Men are like Vegemite and women are like cheese, and they're fine on their own, they're perfectly fine...
Ned: But, when you mix them together...
Janae: You get something very special.
Ned: And sometimes when cheese and Vegemite love each other, they need to spend time together, so that maybe one day they can have a sandwich of their own.
Later On:
Mickey (to friend): Hey, do you want to make our own cheese and vegemites?
Janelle: Why would Lou want to be spending time with you stewing over pickled cabbage when he could be with me having a fashion show.
Mishka: What do you know about fashion, you dress like zoo-keeper!
Janelle: Beats dressing like Tootsie!