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Top 25 hunks - Cosmopolitan magazine UK

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    minxymoominxymoo Posts: 26,261
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    Bathsheba wrote: »
    Gordon Ramsey is ugly, I will never get the appeal.

    :eek:
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    thank you.

    i think hes an absolute dog and a foul mouthed bully boy.

    i cant believe ANYONE could fancy him at all.yuk.
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    Agent KrycekAgent Krycek Posts: 39,269
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    1 Johnny Depp, 45 - Not as much as a few years ago

    2 George Clooney, 47 - Doesn't do it for me

    3 Jake Gyllenhaal, 27 - Oh yes, till his teeth fell out

    4 Daniel Craig, 40 - weird pouty mouth going on - no thanks

    5 Brad Pitt, 44 - hamster alert

    6 James McAvoy, 29 - nice enough, looks like the teacher you'd fancy when you were 14

    7 JustinTimberlake, 27 - Noooo way on no planet

    8 Will Smith, 40 - err, no really, very sexless

    9 David Beckham
    , 33 - looks like he smells of stale burgers, small eyes, thin lips, annoying voice and appears a bit thick - take that as a no

    10 Wentworth Miller, 36 - nope, large forehead, and no light behind the eyes

    11 Christian Bale, 34 - sometimes yes, sometimes no

    12 Jonathan Rhys Meyers, 31 - a bit too pretty for me

    13 Take That: Gary Barlow, 37, Mark Owen, 36, Howard Donald, 40 and Jason Orange, 38 - no, none of them

    14 Ashton Kutcher, 30 - never, very unattractive

    15 Dermot O’Leary, 35 - sweet, but sexless

    16 David Tennant, 37 - once yes, not any more

    17 Patrick Dempsey, 42 - nope, no, no way, should be attractive, but gives off a horrible air of smugness thats a real turn off

    18 Clive Owen, 44 - good looking accountant

    19 Pierce Brosnan, 55 - no, not even when he was Remington Steel :p

    20 Mark Ronson, 33 - If I was a bit younger, then probabaly

    21 Gordon Ramsay, 41 - Don't see it at all

    22 Russell Brand, 33 - jeez no, be far too scared to run my hands through that hair, god knows what you'd find :eek:

    23 Pharrell Williams, 35 - Not entirely sure what he looks like

    24 Ryan Reynolds, 31 - too identikit male model for me

    25 Olivier Martinez, 42 - sort of, a bit, maybe with beer goggles on
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,766
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    why are take that classified as one. So silly/
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    The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    1 Johnny Depp, 45
    2 George Clooney, 47
    3 Jake Gyllenhaal, 27
    4 Daniel Craig, 40
    5 Brad Pitt, 44
    6 James McAvoy, 29
    7 JustinTimberlake, 27
    8 Will Smith, 40
    9 David Beckham, 33
    10 Wentworth Miller, 36
    11 Christian Bale, 34
    12 Jonathan Rhys Meyers, 31
    13 Take That: Gary Barlow, 37, Mark Owen, 36, Howard Donald, 40 and Jason Orange, 38
    14 Ashton Kutcher, 30
    15 Dermot O’Leary, 35
    16 David Tennant, 37
    17 Patrick Dempsey, 42
    18 Clive Owen, 44
    19 Pierce Brosnan, 55
    20 Mark Ronson, 33
    21 Gordon Ramsay, 41
    22 Russell Brand, 33
    23 Pharrell Williams, 35
    24 Ryan Reynolds, 31
    25 Olivier Martinez, 42

    http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/54244/Johnny-Depp-heads-lust-list/


    Loving quite a few of those names but Gordon Ramsay?! :confused: I really don't get the Daniel Craig love either :o

    Gary Barlow?:confused: Bloody hell. & granny shagger Ashton Kutcher doesn't do it for me either:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 988
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    Why no Zac Efron??!!!??
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    *Clem**Clem* Posts: 4,101
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    I only like one guy on that list. Pharrell Williams.
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    Pete CallanPete Callan Posts: 24,399
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    2 George Clooney, 47
    3 Jake Gyllenhaal, 27
    5 Brad Pitt, 44
    7 Justin Timberlake, 27
    10 Wentworth Miller, 36
    11 Christian Bale, 34
    12 Jonathan Rhys Meyers, 31
    14 Ashton Kutcher, 30
    15 Dermot O’Leary, 35
    17 Patrick Dempsey, 42
    18 Clive Owen, 44
    20 Mark Ronson, 33
    24 Ryan Reynolds, 31
    25 Olivier Martinez, 42

    Out of that list, these are the only ones I like, and that's being generous. I have never seen the attraction in Johnny Depp, even in his younger days.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,653
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    *Clem* wrote: »
    I only like one guy on that list. Pharrell Williams.

    Good taste missus ;)
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    acid rainacid rain Posts: 6,997
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    Here's who I would have included on that list; MORRISSEY, EDDIE CIBRIAN.
    NICK STABILE, DEAN CAIN.

    If you're not familiar with any of the above names, than there's always google images.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,130
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    acid rain wrote: »
    Here's who I would have included on that list; MORRISSEY, EDDIE CIBRIAN.
    NICK STABILE, DEAN CAIN.

    If you're not familiar with any of the above names, than there's always google images.

    Eddie Cibrian played Cole Deschanel in Sunset Beach, one of my all time favourites. :cool:
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    acid rainacid rain Posts: 6,997
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    Lurker wrote: »
    Eddie Cibrian played Cole Deschanel in Sunset Beach, one of my all time favourites. :cool:

    :D We've got taste my friend. I was also an avid fan of Sunset beach. The del douglas shooting was my favourite storyline.
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    Hogs HeadHogs Head Posts: 21,361
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    I don't understand... Johnny Depp? The winner? I really don't get his appeal... ?!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 17,345
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    The one who rocks my boat on that list is Wentworth Miller. Grrr! :D

    Johnny Depp and Jake Gyllenhaal aren't that bad either. ;)

    I also have a soft spot for Mark Ronson...

    Arghhhh...Gordon Ramsay? :eek: How did he get on there? :confused::o
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    linnyloulinnylou Posts: 18,770
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    Johnny Depp has aged pretty well, whereas I don't reckon poor old Brad is. I can see him getting all jowly and saggy - unless of course he takes a few hits of Botox. But still, in the long term, I can't see him ageing well like George Clooney.

    Out of those 3, I'd have to go with George.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,111
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    1 Johnny Depp, 45 - Not as much as a few years ago

    2 George Clooney, 47 - Doesn't do it for me

    3 Jake Gyllenhaal, 27 - Oh yes, till his teeth fell out

    4 Daniel Craig, 40 - weird pouty mouth going on - no thanks

    5 Brad Pitt, 44 - hamster alert

    6 James McAvoy, 29 - nice enough, looks like the teacher you'd fancy when you were 14

    7 JustinTimberlake, 27 - Noooo way on no planet

    8 Will Smith, 40 - err, no really, very sexless

    9 David Beckham
    , 33 - looks like he smells of stale burgers, small eyes, thin lips, annoying voice and appears a bit thick - take that as a no

    10 Wentworth Miller, 36 - nope, large forehead, and no light behind the eyes

    11 Christian Bale, 34 - sometimes yes, sometimes no

    12 Jonathan Rhys Meyers, 31 - a bit too pretty for me

    13 Take That: Gary Barlow, 37, Mark Owen, 36, Howard Donald, 40 and Jason Orange, 38 - no, none of them

    14 Ashton Kutcher, 30 - never, very unattractive

    15 Dermot O’Leary, 35 - sweet, but sexless

    16 David Tennant, 37 - once yes, not any more

    17 Patrick Dempsey, 42 - nope, no, no way, should be attractive, but gives off a horrible air of smugness thats a real turn off

    18 Clive Owen, 44 - good looking accountant

    19 Pierce Brosnan, 55 - no, not even when he was Remington Steel :p

    20 Mark Ronson, 33 - If I was a bit younger, then probabaly

    21 Gordon Ramsay, 41 - Don't see it at all

    22 Russell Brand, 33 - jeez no, be far too scared to run my hands through that hair, god knows what you'd find :eek:

    23 Pharrell Williams, 35 - Not entirely sure what he looks like

    24 Ryan Reynolds, 31 - too identikit male model for me

    25 Olivier Martinez, 42 - sort of, a bit, maybe with beer goggles on

    AK you are a woman after my own heart!

    :D
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    Soulmate9Soulmate9 Posts: 7,407
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    Gordon Ramsey... god, no - F&&^K off!! :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 308
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    No Matt Damon???????
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    Barbarella81Barbarella81 Posts: 580
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    Jason was always my favourite :o

    Jason and Gary were and are my favourites still!
    Since they came back, I'd say they're all pretty equally liked...judging by all the people I've spoken to and the reaction of the crowd anyway.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,795
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    Christian bale should be higher on the list (and naked)
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    ziggy6 wrote: »
    I'm quite partial to a bit of geekiness too. My fave geek is Louis Theroux. He's gorgeous!

    Now you're talking! <3 Louis <3:D

    Tennant on the other hand... does he have thyroid issues? Those bulgy eyes are a complete no-no for me :eek:
    1 Johnny Depp, 45
    2 George Clooney, 47
    3 Jake Gyllenhaal, 27
    4 Daniel Craig, 40
    5 Brad Pitt, 44
    6 James McAvoy, 29
    7 JustinTimberlake, 27
    8 Will Smith, 40
    9 David Beckham, 33
    10 Wentworth Miller, 36
    11 Christian Bale, 34
    12 Jonathan Rhys Meyers, 31
    13 Take That: Gary Barlow, 37, Mark Owen, 36, Howard Donald, 40 and Jason Orange, 38
    14 Ashton Kutcher, 30
    15 Dermot O’Leary, 35
    16 David Tennant, 37
    17 Patrick Dempsey, 42
    18 Clive Owen, 44
    19 Pierce Brosnan, 55
    20 Mark Ronson, 33
    21 Gordon Ramsay, 41
    22 Russell Brand, 33
    23 Pharrell Williams, 35
    24 Ryan Reynolds, 31
    25 Olivier Martinez, 42


    Bolded the WTFs and Past-its - honestly, what is up with the Olivier Martinez attraction? He's such a lizard-man, and so so smug :mad:

    Clive Owen, James McAvoy and Mark Ronson are the only true boat-floaters for me on that list ;)
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    1 Johnny Depp, 45
    2 George Clooney, 47
    3 Jake Gyllenhaal, 27
    4 Daniel Craig, 40
    5 Brad Pitt, 44
    6 James McAvoy, 29
    7 JustinTimberlake, 27
    8 Will Smith, 40
    9 David Beckham, 33
    10 Wentworth Miller, 36
    11 Christian Bale, 34
    12 Jonathan Rhys Meyers, 31
    13 Take That: Gary Barlow, 37, Mark Owen, 36, Howard Donald, 40 and Jason Orange, 38
    14 Ashton Kutcher, 30
    15 Dermot O’Leary, 35
    16 David Tennant, 37
    17 Patrick Dempsey, 42
    18 Clive Owen, 44
    19 Pierce Brosnan, 55
    20 Mark Ronson, 33
    21 Gordon Ramsay, 41
    22 Russell Brand, 33
    23 Pharrell Williams, 35
    24 Ryan Reynolds, 31
    25 Olivier Martinez, 42

    Hmmm i'm easily pleased i think :o Its easier to bold the ones i wouldn't :D


    Missing off there for me would be

    Colin Farrell
    Paul Bettany
    Colin Firth
    Ewan McGregor
    Joaquin Phoenix
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    1 Johnny Depp, 45 - might be a decent bloke but always looks skinny and unwell, IMO.

    2 George Clooney, 47 - oh god, no. :yawn:

    3 Jake Gyllenhaal, 27 - strangely equine features.

    4 Daniel Craig, 40 - pouting wally.

    5 Brad Pitt, 44 - ageing badly.

    6 James McAvoy, 29 - bland.

    7 Justin Timberlake, 27 - looks like a trucker.

    8 Will Smith, 40 - never, ever understood this bloke's appeal. Very 90s.

    9 David Beckham, 33 - can't get past that voice. :eek:

    10 Wentworth Miller, 36 - creepy.

    11 Christian Bale, 34 - Possibly.

    12 Jonathan Rhys Meyers, 31 - pretty boy with all the depth of a puddle.

    13 Take That: Gary Barlow, 37, Mark Owen, 36, Howard Donald, 40 and Jason Orange, 38 - nice blokes but no. :sleep:

    14 Ashton Kutcher, 30 - still looks about 14.

    15 Dermot O’Leary, 35 - D-U-L-L.

    16 David Tennant, 37 - skinny rodent features.

    17 Patrick Dempsey, 42 - Who? :yawn:

    18 Clive Owen, 44 - used to be attractive; reminding me of Jimmy Nail as he gets older. Not good.

    19 Pierce Brosnan, 55 - overacting pillock.

    20 Mark Ronson, 33 - Maybe, with the aid of beer goggles.

    21 Gordon Ramsay, 41 - vile plasticine head.

    22 Russell Brand, 33 - :eek::eek: unclean! You never know what you might catch.

    23 Pharrell Williams, 35 - totally uninteresting.

    24 Ryan Reynolds, 31 - I wouldn't say no.

    25 Olivier Martinez, 42 - smug, smarmy, always looks half-asleep.
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    ^ Gosh you're a hard woman to please Sloopy. :eek: :p

    Loved your description of Gordon Ramsay. :D
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    Sloopy wrote: »
    1 Johnny Depp, 45 - might be a decent bloke but always looks skinny and unwell, IMO.

    2 George Clooney, 47 - oh god, no. :yawn:

    3 Jake Gyllenhaal, 27 - strangely equine features.

    4 Daniel Craig, 40 - pouting wally.

    5 Brad Pitt, 44 - ageing badly.

    6 James McAvoy, 29 - bland.

    7 Justin Timberlake, 27 - looks like a trucker.

    8 Will Smith, 40 - never, ever understood this bloke's appeal. Very 90s.

    9 David Beckham, 33 - can't get past that voice. :eek:

    10 Wentworth Miller, 36 - creepy.

    11 Christian Bale, 34 - Possibly.

    12 Jonathan Rhys Meyers, 31 - pretty boy with all the depth of a puddle.

    13 Take That: Gary Barlow, 37, Mark Owen, 36, Howard Donald, 40 and Jason Orange, 38 - nice blokes but no. :sleep:

    14 Ashton Kutcher, 30 - still looks about 14.

    15 Dermot O’Leary, 35 - D-U-L-L.

    16 David Tennant, 37 - skinny rodent features.

    17 Patrick Dempsey, 42 - Who? :yawn:

    18 Clive Owen, 44 - used to be attractive; reminding me of Jimmy Nail as he gets older. Not good.

    19 Pierce Brosnan, 55 - overacting pillock.

    20 Mark Ronson, 33 - Maybe, with the aid of beer goggles.

    21 Gordon Ramsay, 41 - vile plasticine head.

    22 Russell Brand, 33 - :eek::eek: unclean! You never know what you might catch.

    23 Pharrell Williams, 35 - totally uninteresting.

    24 Ryan Reynolds, 31 - I wouldn't say no.

    25 Olivier Martinez, 42 - smug, smarmy, always looks half-asleep.


    1 out of 25 then eh Sloops? And even that wasn't a glowing recommendation :D
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    SiebenburgenSiebenburgen Posts: 3,002
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    RacerWelsh wrote: »
    and how come the 4 poofs and a piano are not on that list - how sexist.......

    What the hell is 4 Iron Hoofs and a Piano? :confused:
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