The only thing I can think is that his wife was from, or descended from, an Eastern country. So in Loose Gins mind that means he fancies all women of Eastern extraction.
The only thing I can think is that his wife was from, or descended from, an Eastern country. So in Loose Gins mind that means he fancies all women of Eastern extraction.
Back in May Liz described his ex as 'beautiful, a diminutive Gong Li lookalike', and Scrace said she'd 'lived in Malaysia'.
Yes, I wondered if what they were trying to do was get Liz to stamp her foot, pack up her weird face (as Katie described it), the boring baker and leave. After all, she gets very few comments now.
What's the point of having a 'Newspapers/Magazines - discuss all things in print' section? And the opening post is from a DS mod.
If you'd looked, you can see this thread is on its fourth part. The only reason the first post is from a mod is to say it's a continuation of part three.
Odds on a Liz v Katie photoshoot in which they are both wearing those giant nude courts the Mail is so fond of, doing arms folded standing back to back?
If you'd looked, you can see this thread is on its fourth part. The only reason the first post is from a mod is to say it's a continuation of part three.
What a load of waffle this week's Dreary is. I seriously think she's going insane.
Has she split with Dave or not? As he hasn't been seen in Reeth for weeks, how is a relationship conducted 300 miles apart going to work? Talk about squeezing every last drop from an unworkable situation. Still, the half mill comes in handy for all the VB dresses.
Perhaps this the Mails' Exit strategy for dear Lizzie? Replace her with someone even more controversial (and more high profile, dare we say it)?[/QUOTE]
She still expects her neighbours to rent land to her
Risk being stalked in print (the vet) despite being happily married and your family written about with no right to reply from a known credit risk who will shout at you and name you in the press as a killer for shooting your own game on your own land for a lousy few hundred a year-I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole.
She'll be run out of this place eventually too. Liz belongs firmly in suburbia, it was never going to end well unless she could afford an island somewhere. And even then the seagulls would be accused of mocking/bullying her.
Hi, long time reader of this thread, who's enjoyed reading for years about the madness of the Lizzard, and laughed out loud at so many of the funny comments about her writing (although when I read her output, I'm often reminded of Truman Capote's famous quote, "That's not writing, that's typing').
Her latest Dreary entry seems even more like word porridge than usual. A string of unconnected rehashed events that she's tried to string together on the flimsiest of pretexts.
Yet again, nothing that happens to her is ever her fault. A child is scared of one of her unleashed, untrained dogs running up to her and it's the child or their parent's fault? It doesn't even cross her mind that the child might have been bitten by a dog before, or have a phobia of them (given Liz's many much-documented neuroses, you might think she'd have a shred of empathy on that score, but no...). And surely in 'sheep country' there'd be even more reason to keep the dog on a lead? Didn't one of her other unruly, disobedient dogs kill sheep before, and another one or the same one attack one her cats? Doesn't she realise that if the dogs are attacking other animals, it's only a short step to them attacking a child?
And who's this 'Hilda' she mentions? Is it another of her menagerie of animals that she's inexplicably renamed?
I cant believe she's still walking those poor dogs off lead after they've attacked other animals. Sheep don't appear to count as animals to the great animal lover Liz, i wonder if she mentioned that SNAFU to Brigitte Bardot. I hope a ram butts her in her fat horse-riding ass. Its cruel to shoot rabbits but its ok for dogs to tear them asunder on a bridle path.
Hi, long time reader of this thread, who's enjoyed reading for years about the madness of the Lizzard, and laughed out loud at so many of the funny comments about her writing (although when I read her output, I'm often reminded of Truman Capote's famous quote, "That's not writing, that's typing').
Her latest Dreary entry seems even more like word porridge than usual. A string of unconnected rehashed events that she's tried to string together on the flimsiest of pretexts.
Yet again, nothing that happens to her is ever her fault. A child is scared of one of her unleashed, untrained dogs running up to her and it's the child or their parent's fault? It doesn't even cross her mind that the child might have been bitten by a dog before, or have a phobia of them (given Liz's many much-documented neuroses, you might think she'd have a shred of empathy on that score, but no...). And surely in 'sheep country' there'd be even more reason to keep the dog on a lead? Didn't one of her other unruly, disobedient dogs kill sheep before, and another one or the same one attack one her cats? Doesn't she realise that if the dogs are attacking other animals, it's only a short step to them attacking a child?
And who's this 'Hilda' she mentions? Is it another of her menagerie of animals that she's inexplicably renamed?
Her animals are never at fault.
Yes, the dog did savage her cat and another dog killed a lamb when she lived in Somerset, yet for an 'animal lover' she left one of her cats in agony for weeks from a cancerous tumour because she couldn't bear the thought of it dying.
Hilda is a dog she 'rescued' from Romania. It has no teeth. I think it'd possibly be better off in Romania than at Jonesey's tender 'mercies.
A child is scared of one of her unleashed, untrained dogs running up to her and it's the child or their parent's fault? It doesn't even cross her mind that the child might have been bitten by a dog before, or have a phobia of them (given Liz's many much-documented neuroses, you might think she'd have a shred of empathy on that score, but no...). And surely in 'sheep country' there'd be even more reason to keep the dog on a lead? Didn't one of her other unruly, disobedient dogs kill sheep before, and another one or the same one attack one her cats? Doesn't she realise that if the dogs are attacking other animals, it's only a short step to them attacking a child?
Oh but this was the perfect and lovely Mini, which the child should have instinctively known, obviously.
That dog thing made me rage. Yes, the kid could have been bitten or otherwise traumatised by a dog before. And even if it hadn't, Liz doesn't seem to understand that children don't spring fully formed into the world and that if you are teaching your child to be confident around animals it TAKES TIME.
Also, the cruel farmers despise her because she is a woman alone. Well she isn't, though, she's engaged to be married. That means she's not alone. Admittedly she's engaged to a man she never sees, just exchanges text messages with, but she's not single and I wish she'd stop pretending she is.
She still expects her neighbours to rent land to her
Risk being stalked in print (the vet) despite being happily married and your family written about with no right to reply from a known credit risk who will shout at you and name you in the press as a killer for shooting your own game on your own land for a lousy few hundred a year-I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole.
She'll be run out of this place eventually too. Liz belongs firmly in suburbia, it was never going to end well unless she could afford an island somewhere. And even then the seagulls would be accused of mocking/bullying her.
As well as the fact that she keeps 'almost' going bankrupt. I think she still owes money back in Dulverton to various trades? I wouldn't get involved with this financial nightmare.
Do Liz and Dscrace ever get along apart from by text? It feels like she'd be far better off with a penfriend than a boyfriend.
Has there ever been a couple so fundamentally unsuited to each other? Her plucking, waxing and dyeing everything in sight (even waxing her nostrils! Is that a thing now?), and he (if her descriptions of him are to be believed, which they probably aren't...) seemingly a cross between Albert Steptoe and Stig of the Dump.
And eating pastry with lard in it is akin to a close relative being stabbed? Jesus wept...
I think I know the Ramsgate hotel they stayed in, it's lovely. Although my parents who live nearby never go to the restaurant there because there are hardly any vegetarian options, so God knows what the famously 'vegan' (well, apart from eggs, and cheese, and milk...) Liz had there.
Do Liz and Dscrace ever get along apart from by text? It feels like she'd be far better off with a penfriend than a boyfriend.
Has there ever been a couple so fundamentally unsuited to each other? Her plucking, waxing and dyeing everything in sight (even waxing her nostrils! Is that a thing now?), and he (if her descriptions of him are to be believed, which they probably aren't...) seemingly a cross between Albert Steptoe and Stig of the Dump.
And eating pastry with lard in it is akin to a close relative being stabbed? Jesus wept...
I think I know the Ramsgate hotel they stayed in, it's lovely. Although my parents who live nearby never go to the restaurant there because there are hardly any vegetarian options, so God knows what the famously 'vegan' (well, apart from eggs, and cheese, and milk...) Liz had there.
Frankly, she's beyond parody ... NOSTRIL waxing??? But I've just thought of something else that might need waxing - her ears. Or is it only men who grow the odd hair in their ears? But I really really think she should consider ear waxing, just in case. As she rolls around in bed with The Baker, just think how humiliating it would be when, just before he removes her (rather threadbare) Myla knickers, he murmurs 'er, darling, did you know that there are HAIRS growing in your ears?'
Be enough, I reckon, to tip her right over the edge ...
Frankly, she's beyond parody ... NOSTRIL waxing??? But I've just thought of something else that might need waxing - her ears. Or is it only men who grow the odd hair in their ears? But I really really think she should consider ear waxing, just in case. As she rolls around in bed with The Baker, just think how humiliating it would be when, just before he removes her (rather threadbare) Myla knickers, he murmurs 'er, darling, did you know that there are HAIRS growing in your ears?'
Be enough, I reckon, to tip her right over the edge ...
She must be growing a forest in her nose if she gets her nostrils waxed. If she bought some of this the ''poverty stricken'' old fool would save a fortune on salon fees.
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http://parentingsolo.co.uk/liz-jones-boyfriend-sperm-stealing-exploits/1655
Back in May Liz described his ex as 'beautiful, a diminutive Gong Li lookalike', and Scrace said she'd 'lived in Malaysia'.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-3083013/Liz-Jones-s-Diary-bond-David-s-ex-wife.html
Perhaps Liz and David will marry and disappear into obscurity.
Hope we are due for some sparks to fly!
If you'd looked, you can see this thread is on its fourth part. The only reason the first post is from a mod is to say it's a continuation of part three.
HIGH.
No excuse.
Has she split with Dave or not? As he hasn't been seen in Reeth for weeks, how is a relationship conducted 300 miles apart going to work? Talk about squeezing every last drop from an unworkable situation. Still, the half mill comes in handy for all the VB dresses.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-3244577/LIZ-JONES-S-DIARY-locals-turn-against-again.html
Risk being stalked in print (the vet) despite being happily married and your family written about with no right to reply from a known credit risk who will shout at you and name you in the press as a killer for shooting your own game on your own land for a lousy few hundred a year-I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole.
She'll be run out of this place eventually too. Liz belongs firmly in suburbia, it was never going to end well unless she could afford an island somewhere. And even then the seagulls would be accused of mocking/bullying her.
Her latest Dreary entry seems even more like word porridge than usual. A string of unconnected rehashed events that she's tried to string together on the flimsiest of pretexts.
Yet again, nothing that happens to her is ever her fault. A child is scared of one of her unleashed, untrained dogs running up to her and it's the child or their parent's fault? It doesn't even cross her mind that the child might have been bitten by a dog before, or have a phobia of them (given Liz's many much-documented neuroses, you might think she'd have a shred of empathy on that score, but no...). And surely in 'sheep country' there'd be even more reason to keep the dog on a lead? Didn't one of her other unruly, disobedient dogs kill sheep before, and another one or the same one attack one her cats? Doesn't she realise that if the dogs are attacking other animals, it's only a short step to them attacking a child?
And who's this 'Hilda' she mentions? Is it another of her menagerie of animals that she's inexplicably renamed?
Her animals are never at fault.
Yes, the dog did savage her cat and another dog killed a lamb when she lived in Somerset, yet for an 'animal lover' she left one of her cats in agony for weeks from a cancerous tumour because she couldn't bear the thought of it dying.
Hilda is a dog she 'rescued' from Romania. It has no teeth. I think it'd possibly be better off in Romania than at Jonesey's tender 'mercies.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2338197/Mission-accomplished-The-starving-dogs-rescued-Romania-Liz-Jones-fellow-canine-angels-arrive-UK--million-remain-appalling-squalor.html
Oh but this was the perfect and lovely Mini, which the child should have instinctively known, obviously.
That dog thing made me rage. Yes, the kid could have been bitten or otherwise traumatised by a dog before. And even if it hadn't, Liz doesn't seem to understand that children don't spring fully formed into the world and that if you are teaching your child to be confident around animals it TAKES TIME.
Also, the cruel farmers despise her because she is a woman alone. Well she isn't, though, she's engaged to be married. That means she's not alone. Admittedly she's engaged to a man she never sees, just exchanges text messages with, but she's not single and I wish she'd stop pretending she is.
As well as the fact that she keeps 'almost' going bankrupt. I think she still owes money back in Dulverton to various trades? I wouldn't get involved with this financial nightmare.
Has there ever been a couple so fundamentally unsuited to each other? Her plucking, waxing and dyeing everything in sight (even waxing her nostrils! Is that a thing now?), and he (if her descriptions of him are to be believed, which they probably aren't...) seemingly a cross between Albert Steptoe and Stig of the Dump.
And eating pastry with lard in it is akin to a close relative being stabbed? Jesus wept...
I think I know the Ramsgate hotel they stayed in, it's lovely. Although my parents who live nearby never go to the restaurant there because there are hardly any vegetarian options, so God knows what the famously 'vegan' (well, apart from eggs, and cheese, and milk...) Liz had there.
BIB - ha ha! A perfect description
Be enough, I reckon, to tip her right over the edge ...
She must be growing a forest in her nose if she gets her nostrils waxed. If she bought some of this the ''poverty stricken'' old fool would save a fortune on salon fees.
http://www.boots.com/en/Nads-Nose-Wax_1440718/
Superb.