This has been my favourite by-product of the outbreak of "happyaccyfever" that has hit poor, unprepared Z/celebville recently.
I bet he is gutted. All those "top" mag covers that they won't get now.:D
ah but I'm sure Pete will give his "good friend" Simon a few parenting tips in his column of truth. Also no DOTY competition next year as Simon will not attend unless they name a large boat "Premier Inn" and have the ceremony somewhere in the Med.
*waves and pelts everyone with maltesers and cheesy wotsits*
I would imagine that PA used the same half-arsed, lackadaisical approach to BBCAndre he seems to do with everything else and just shouted out a load of suggestions for the things he wanted on the website then went for a nice lie down while someone else did the actual work.
Won't he have to drop all the "only single joint custody dad in the world" shtick now that the blessed Emily is not only bearing the Spawn of Andre but is also on the verge of becoming Mrs PA number 2?
I was actually wondering how PA was feeling about the impending Baby Andre being overshadowed not only by Will and Kate, but the even more hilarious and unlikely announcement of Simon Cowell's "happy accident".;)
This has been my favourite by-product of the outbreak of "happyaccyfever" that has hit poor, unprepared Z/celebville recently.
I bet he is gutted. All those "top" mag covers that they won't get now.
I predict night after night of waking up drenched in sweat, screaming "Nnnooooooooooo" while poor Ems does her best to comfort inconsolable Pete as well as, desperately trying to rock him back to sleep.
*waves and pelts everyone with maltesers and cheesy wotsits*
I would imagine that PA used the same half-arsed, lackadaisical approach to BBCAndre he seems to do with everything else and just shouted out a load of suggestions for the things he wanted on the website then went for a nice lie down while someone else did the actual work.
Won't he have to drop all the "only single joint custody dad in the world" shtick now that the blessed Emily is not only bearing the Spawn of Andre but is also on the verge of becoming Mrs PA number 2?
I was actually wondering how PA was feeling about the impending Baby Andre being overshadowed not only by Will and Kate, but the even more hilarious and unlikely announcement of Simon Cowell's "happy accident".;)
haha, you're right about the single dad tag, I bet CP will be brain storming for something new in the coming months.
ah but I'm sure Pete will give his "good friend" Simon a few parenting tips in his column of truth. Also no DOTY competition next year as Simon will not attend unless they name a large boat "Premier Inn" and have the ceremony somewhere in the Med.
PA and Emily must be absolute certs for the DOTY/MOTY awardage.
The only prize Cowell must be up for is MUSDOTY.;)
(Most Unlikely Sperm Donor of the Year)
ah but I'm sure Pete will give his "good friend" Simon a few parenting tips in his column of truth. Also no DOTY competition next year as Simon will not attend unless they name a large boat "Premier Inn" and have the ceremony somewhere in the Med.
Isn't it odd he has to give advice to his "good friends" via his column, most people would phone or visit their friends, unless of course, all these "good friends" were actually a figment of his imagination.
Surely not?!:eek:
Isn't it odd he has to give advice to his "good friends" via his column, most people would phone or visit their friends, unless of course, all these "good friends" were actually a figment of his imagination.
Surely not?!:eek:
Maybe PA and Simon have just "lost touch" like he and Robbie Williams did.
Simon Cowell is such a reclusive, publicity-shy sort of person it's hardly surprising is it?;)
Maybe PA and Simon have just "lost touch" like he and Robbie Williams did.
Simon Cowell is such a reclusive, publicity-shy sort of person it's hardly surprising is it?;)
I would say Robbie Williams & Simon Cowell are hiding out in a purpose built PA shelter;)
In his reality show Marriage and Mayhem, it showed the wedding plans of Andre following the birth of Junior. Im wondering if Emily wont be happy that he is saying they wont be getting married until next year, when he clearly made an honest woman of KP much earlier.
It does also pose the important question. If Peter Andre already had a child outside marriage, why did it happen a second time.
In his reality show Marriage and Mayhem, it showed the wedding plans of Andre following the birth of Junior. Im wondering if Emily wont be happy that he is saying they wont be getting married until next year, when he clearly made an honest woman of KP much earlier.
It does also pose the important question. If Peter Andre already had a child outside marriage, why did it happen a second time.
Especially after he has been claiming he wants to do everything " proper" this time...
Isn't it odd he has to give advice to his "good friends" via his column, most people would phone or visit their friends, unless of course, all these "good friends" were actually a figment of his imagination.
Surely not?!:eek:
Pete's far too busy with his career to spend time visiting his less famous friends in person. They should be HONOURED that DOTY has acknowledged them:eek::D
That whole "good friend" business does make me laugh.... So, so cringeworthy
I had a funny thought about that. I think people could potentially sue PA for defamation for claiming that they are this friends! In order to have action for defamation
1) the statement must be untrue (yep)
2) it must be such that it would cause a reasonable person to think less of them (yep!)
Bet PA would stop pretending he had so many celeb friends if one of them sued him! Robbie? Gary? Fancy it?
I had a funny thought about that. I think people could potentially sue PA for defamation for claiming that they are this friends! In order to have action for defamation
1) the statement must be untrue (yep)
2) it must be such that it would cause a reasonable person to think less of them (yep!)
Bet PA would stop pretending he had so many celeb friends if one of them sued him! Robbie? Gary? Fancy it?
But mean A-listers suing him would just add to his "suffering". Poor Pete gives an exclusive interview (and 5 page photo shoot including his children) about his famous friends abandoned him in his time of need
I had a funny thought about that. I think people could potentially sue PA for defamation for claiming that they are this friends! In order to have action for defamation
1) the statement must be untrue (yep)
2) it must be such that it would cause a reasonable person to think less of them (yep!)
Bet PA would stop pretending he had so many celeb friends if one of them sued him! Robbie? Gary? Fancy it?
But mean A-listers suing him would just add to his "suffering". Poor Pete gives an exclusive interview (and 5 page photo shoot including his children) about his famous friends abandoning him in his time of need
Just read Peter Andre is 10/1 on going in CBB this year, my that will cause a stir on here, even Emily is mentioned going in too, I just cannot wait for the comments
Pete's far too busy with his career to spend time visiting his less famous friends in person. They should be HONOURED that DOTY has acknowledged them:eek::D
I imagine they'll be queuing at the Newsagents door, waiting for it to open the day his Magazine column is out, willing & praying he's gave them a mention!
I had a funny thought about that. I think people could potentially sue PA for defamation for claiming that they are this friends! In order to have action for defamation
1) the statement must be untrue (yep)
2) it must be such that it would cause a reasonable person to think less of them (yep!)
Bet PA would stop pretending he had so many celeb friends if one of them sued him! Robbie? Gary? Fancy it?
Just read Peter Andre is 10/1 on going in CBB this year, my that will cause a stir on here, even Emily is mentioned going in too, I just cannot wait for the comments
Just read Peter Andre is 10/1 on going in CBB this year, my that will cause a stir on here, even Emily is mentioned going in too, I just cannot wait for the comments
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ah but I'm sure Pete will give his "good friend" Simon a few parenting tips in his column of truth. Also no DOTY competition next year as Simon will not attend unless they name a large boat "Premier Inn" and have the ceremony somewhere in the Med.
:eek::eek: Back 5 mins & causing trouble;)
I predict night after night of waking up drenched in sweat, screaming "Nnnooooooooooo" while poor Ems does her best to comfort inconsolable Pete as well as, desperately trying to rock him back to sleep.
haha, you're right about the single dad tag, I bet CP will be brain storming for something new in the coming months.
PA and Emily must be absolute certs for the DOTY/MOTY awardage.
The only prize Cowell must be up for is MUSDOTY.;)
(Most Unlikely Sperm Donor of the Year)
Isn't it odd he has to give advice to his "good friends" via his column, most people would phone or visit their friends, unless of course, all these "good friends" were actually a figment of his imagination.
Surely not?!:eek:
They are not officially living together yet, are they? Do you think we are supposed to be having a "Will they? Won't They?" about them?
If so, that thunder has also been stolen by HighPants.
Maybe PA and Simon have just "lost touch" like he and Robbie Williams did.
Simon Cowell is such a reclusive, publicity-shy sort of person it's hardly surprising is it?;)
MLTCATMAGBITAPAJOISHINTMUSDOTY....
Most likely to create a time machine and go back in time and put a jacket on it so he is not the Most Umlikey Sperm Donor of the Year.
I would say Robbie Williams & Simon Cowell are hiding out in a purpose built PA shelter;)
Along with every other celebrity not affiliated with CAN/so desperate for fame that they would willingly associate with PA.
I met Victoria Beckham once in Harrods ... And nodded a hello ..so I'm claiming she and I are friends who have lost touch
It does also pose the important question. If Peter Andre already had a child outside marriage, why did it happen a second time.
Especially after he has been claiming he wants to do everything " proper" this time...
Pete's far too busy with his career to spend time visiting his less famous friends in person. They should be HONOURED that DOTY has acknowledged them:eek::D
I had a funny thought about that. I think people could potentially sue PA for defamation for claiming that they are this friends! In order to have action for defamation
1) the statement must be untrue (yep)
2) it must be such that it would cause a reasonable person to think less of them (yep!)
Bet PA would stop pretending he had so many celeb friends if one of them sued him! Robbie? Gary? Fancy it?
Had a computer glitch while editing a syntax error. Must have posted as a reply instead of an edit!
Now I know how Pete feels
I imagine they'll be queuing at the Newsagents door, waiting for it to open the day his Magazine column is out, willing & praying he's gave them a mention!
I don't think either is going in
Stir? Nah, more like :rolleyes: :yawn: