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EastEnders to air its sexiest scenes EVER next week.

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  • Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    #52
    doormouse1 wrote: »
    Shirley's lowest point - sheer desperation.
    Why is she such a fool for such a worthless man as Phil Mitchell?
    It does the character no favours at all and makes her even more of a doormat.

    All characters (male or female) are sacrificed at Philth's oil-stained altar - TPTB demand it.
  • Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    0...0 wrote: »
    Clearly a man of hidden talents. :D

    Thanks. ;-)
  • Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    #54
    Eastenders gets sexy with Shirley
  • 0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    #55
    Keyser_Soze1 wrote: »
    Thanks. ;-)

    Very very well hidden..:p:p:D
  • Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,791
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    Keyser_Soze1 wrote: »
    All characters (male or female) are sacrificed at Philth's oil-stained altar - TPTB demand it.

    philth was likeable tonight. they should give more interactions with the ladies of Walford
  • priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    0...0 wrote: »
    Clearly a man of hidden talents. :D

    King Philth the sex god
  • Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,791
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    #58
    priscilla wrote: »
    King Philth the sex god

    He's flexible
  • priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    sorcha_healy27 wrote: »
    He's flexible

    Yeh, or as Shirley would say he's Philexble.
  • 0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    Phil must have a copy of the Karma Sutra hidden under his Autotrader magazine. :D
  • Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,791
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    0...0 wrote: »
    Phil must have a copy of the Karma Sutra hidden under his Autotrader magazine. :D

    He's big into tantric sex
  • Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    0...0 wrote: »
    Phil must have a copy of the Karma Sutra hidden under his Autotrader magazine. :D

    These comments are sending me to General to convalesce for a while.

    You are all totally in love with him - it's disgusting! >:(

    :D
  • 0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    sorcha_healy27 wrote: »
    He's big into tantric sex

    And blackmail and scaring the missus. Swooon!
  • 0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    Keyser_Soze1 wrote: »
    These comments are sending me to General to convalesce for a while.

    You are all totally in love with him - it's disgusting! >:(

    :D

    You're just running away before you succumb to your Phil feelings, your Phillings.
  • priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    0...0 wrote: »
    Phil must have a copy of the Karma Sutra hidden under his Autotrader magazine. :D

    Haha :D The theory then the practice.
  • starry_runestarry_rune Posts: 9,006
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    Our Shirl is very kinky indeed

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxq8OJ2z4oY
  • Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    0...0 wrote: »
    You're just running away before you succumb to your Phil feelings, your Phillings.

    Well I may come back in an hour.

    Anyway you never bloody complained - especially when you found me naked behind that curtain with the egg whisk and the flying helmet!
  • priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    Keyser_Soze1 wrote: »
    Well I may come back in an hour.

    Anyway you never bloody complained - especially when you found me naked behind that curtain with the egg whisk and the flying helmet!

    :o:o:o

    Things just got a little freaky, did she like the taste of your eggs benedict?? :D
  • Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,791
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    priscilla wrote: »
    :o:o:o

    Things just got a little freaky, did she like the taste of your eggs benedict?? :D

    They were a little undercooked
  • 0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    Keyser_Soze1 wrote: »
    Well I may come back in an hour.

    Anyway you never bloody complained - especially when you found me naked behind that curtain with the egg whisk and the flying helmet!

    Well I needed somewhere to store that thimble.
  • 0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    priscilla wrote: »
    :o:o:o

    Things just got a little freaky, did she like the taste of your eggs benedict?? :D

    Pffffft, I'd rather watch Shirley strip!:D
  • HildaonplutoHildaonpluto Posts: 37,697
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    I was expecting something quite different when I clicked on this thread:blush:

    #benhardytopless #declanbennettincalvinkleins:blush:
  • dd68dd68 Posts: 17,837
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    #73
    Nothing will top Patrick and Pat in bed
  • xTonixxTonix Posts: 56,259
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    Hildaonpluto wrote: »
    I was expecting something quite different when I clicked on this thread:blush:

    #benhardytopless #declanbennettincalvinkleins:blush:

    You and me both mate. :(

    I wonder if Shirley will leave her boots on or not this time.
  • Hound of LoveHound of Love Posts: 80,070
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    dd68 wrote: »
    Nothing will top Patrick and Pat in bed

    :o

    It put me off whipped cream and pineapple chunks, for life.
  • darkjedimasterdarkjedimaster Posts: 18,621
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    Hmm wonder if Shirley has a spinning bow tie. :D
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