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What's the best piece of advice you've ever been given?
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I'm sure I've been given better advise, well actually probably not, but I'm sure I've heard some good advice from a film or something, I just can't remember.
Did the X-Files tell her that?
by my Mum 1976
:eek::p
"legs or boobs, never both"
i quite like; "life is far too important to be taken seriously."
It had ridden up somewhat.
"Ignore everyone else, just do what feels right."
And 'It's always worth apologising, you'll never regret it... but always get the apology you deserve back'.
And finally 'Never forget that God can see you picking your nose'. Haunting, that.
Run in circles, scream and shout.
For exams - always remember that you are not expected to get 100%.
Has saved me much humliation in life, I reckon.
Amen to that.
Of course, it works for women too..
Never eat yellow snow.
Don't use the vacuum cleaner hose, it doesn't work and it's bloody sore.
Don't drink and drive, stop in a lay-by, you'll spill less.
Never eat yellow snow.
Don't use the vacuum cleaner hose, it doesn't work and it's bloody sore.
Don't drink and drive, stop in a lay-by, you'll spill less.[/QUOTE]
Where do I know that from?