What is the worst James Bond movie you have seen?

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  • Paul1511Paul1511 Posts: 11,581
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    Die Another Day for me, but saying that I love Bond in general so even that is unfair.

    Not really a fan of the Brosnan era at all, relatively speaking, seen the Connery/Moore ones about 20 times each but Brosnan era only once or twice.

    Craig movies only seen 1-3 times each, but more recent in the memory. Casino Royale is awesome.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 146
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    Pierce Brosnan was a good Bond, but let down by everything else around him.
  • soulboy77soulboy77 Posts: 24,488
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    The last couple of Roger Moore films - Octopussy and A View to a Kill
  • ASIFZEDASIFZED Posts: 1,388
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    In my order of awfulness;

    - The Man with the Golden Gun
    - Diamonds are Forever
    - Quantum of Solace
    - Thunderball
    - The World is not Enough
    .. just behind those are FRWL, DAD and AVTAK.
  • dearmrmandearmrman Posts: 21,515
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    I am going to say it, because the last 30-40 minutes totally ruined a very good film and that was Skyfall.
  • TrebleKingTrebleKing Posts: 2,390
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    Octopussy for me. Ludicrous title, and the plot was appalling. Makes me cringe to see Bond dressed up as a clown near the end of the film when he infiltrates the circus act. Pathetic.
  • clm2071clm2071 Posts: 6,644
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    soulboy77 wrote: »
    The last couple of Roger Moore films - Octopussy and A View to a Kill

    I really like A View to a Kill, mainly because its 'my' Bond.

    Its the first one I saw at the cinema so holds a special place.
  • grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,695
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    idlewilde wrote: »
    Die Another Day*
    Quantum of Solace
    A View to a Kill

    are the worst Bond movies


    * It has to be said though, that DAD does have a very intriguing and strong pre-credits sequence, culminating in Bond's abandonment, capture and torture etc in North Korea. Went downhill very quickly from there though.

    I agree. DAD's first half was very interesting and possible a shape of things to come, with a more vulnerable Bond - then the rest was atrocious, the CGI surfing and invisible car is crap and the villain was weak.
  • AlrightmateAlrightmate Posts: 73,120
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    Probably a tie between Thunderball and Diamonds are Forever. I can handle Die Another Die because I at least can enjoy how everything is so OTT. What I can't handle is a mediocre and boring movie. That underwater scene in Thunderball for example seemed to go on forever.

    Would I be correct in thinking that Thunderball was the film that had scenes of divers fighting underwater.
    It's quite a different idea on paper, and quite memorable, but I'm not sure that divers fighting underwater works so well. It's almost like watching people fight in slow motion.
  • clm2071clm2071 Posts: 6,644
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    Would I be correct in thinking that Thunderball was the film that had scenes of divers fighting underwater.
    It's quite a different idea on paper, and quite memorable, but I'm not sure that divers fighting underwater works so well. It's almost like watching people fight in slow motion.

    That's the one, a very long underwater harpoon fight.

    Slows the film to a standstill.
  • spiney2spiney2 Posts: 27,058
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    everything after tim dalton (who wasn't great!). After that it was all violence with no saving tongue in cheek humour. Even Skyfall - supposed franchise rescue flowing 2 disasters - is quite poor.
  • mike65mike65 Posts: 11,386
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    Die Another Day and Diamonds are Forever are deffo the worst of those I've seen (not yet caught up with Casino or Quantum).

    edit - Dalton was probably the best Bond so far.
  • mike65mike65 Posts: 11,386
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    dearmrman wrote: »
    I am going to say it, because the last 30-40 minutes totally ruined a very good film and that was Skyfall.

    Its interesting how many people think this - for me the Scotland section saves the film which up until this point is a utterly average CGI infested "generic" thriller in the modern style.
  • Johnny ClayJohnny Clay Posts: 5,328
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    spiney2 wrote: »
    Even Skyfall - supposed franchise rescue flowing 2 disasters - is quite poor.
    In what universe were CR & QoS disasters? Skyfall was expected to better them, but Bond didn't need rescuing as such.

    ....

    btw - just imagine certain DS members meeting Daniel Craig:

    DS: "Hey, Dan. Really hated Quantum of Solace. So boring, not really a Bond film at all.." etc

    Craig: "Are you calling me a poof?"

    Hilarity ensues.
  • be more pacificbe more pacific Posts: 19,061
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    Octopussy was awful, but it could have been saved if they had used the rejected soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_QWkvtCXI
  • Jim_McIntoshJim_McIntosh Posts: 5,866
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    dearmrman wrote: »
    I am going to say it, because the last 30-40 minutes totally ruined a very good film and that was Skyfall.

    I kind of agree. I was waiting to see if anyone else said Skyfall. The script just seemed a bit off towards the end.

    I think the modern Casino Royale is one of my favourites.
  • DavonatorDavonator Posts: 4,410
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    I'd say Moonraker just because of the number of cringeworthy moments (Gondola Hovercraft, Jaws and Dolly, Bond goes into space!). Die Another Day is just behind it though, an awful film.
  • Paul1511Paul1511 Posts: 11,581
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    Octopussy is one of those films that you don't think about ranking too high when thinking about stuff like this, but when you actually watch it, it is a lot better than you think.

    Agree that Moonraker is pretty dire, aside from a few cracking deadpan lines from Drax, such as, 'look after Mr Bond. See that some harm comes to him'
  • idlewildeidlewilde Posts: 8,698
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    Paul1511 wrote: »
    Octopussy is one of those films that you don't think about ranking too high when thinking about stuff like this, but when you actually watch it, it is a lot better than you think.

    Agree that Moonraker is pretty dire, aside from a few cracking deadpan lines from Drax, such as, 'look after Mr Bond. See that some harm comes to him'

    Octopussy isn't too bad, despite Roger being (again) too old looking, and some misjudged "comedy" moments, most of them during the India segment.

    I never really understood the plot of Octopussy either, the bit about how the fake jewellery fit into everything. I'll have to go and read the summary again on Wikipedia or something.
  • SpacedoneSpacedone Posts: 2,546
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    Definitely 'Die Another Day'.

    The single good thing about that entire film is the opening credits torture montage and that's unwatchable if you have the sound on due to Madonna's ear-bleedingly awful Bond music.
  • clm2071clm2071 Posts: 6,644
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    idlewilde wrote: »

    I never really understood the plot of Octopussy either, the bit about how the fake jewellery fit into everything. I'll have to go and read the summary again on Wikipedia or something.

    I've read the plot summary more than once and still find it confusing!
  • Nattie01Nattie01 Posts: 1,658
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    Probably all of the Roger Moore ones are the worst, with the exception of For Your Eyes Only and the Spy Who Loved Me, neither of which I feel qualified to comment on not having watched more than about 30 minutes of each. Octupussy is the absolute nadir of Bond.

    OHMSS is brilliant IMO. George Lazenby may be the weak link but it has, by far, the best Bond girl (Diana Rigg), the best title music and best action scenes.

    My top five are:

    Skyfall
    OHMMSS
    You Only Live Twice - for sentimental reasons more than anything
    Casino Royale
    Goldfinger

    Rotten tomatoes have a ranked list that makes interesting reading.
  • soulboy77soulboy77 Posts: 24,488
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    Nattie01 wrote: »
    ....Rotten tomatoes have a ranked list that makes interesting reading.
    Supports my view of the worst two Bond films (Octopussy & View to a Kill) though I don't know why they have included the original Casino Royale which is a spoof.
  • MandarkMandark Posts: 47,964
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    Davonator wrote: »
    I'd say Moonraker just because of the number of cringeworthy moments (Gondola Hovercraft, Jaws and Dolly, Bond goes into space!). Die Another Day is just behind it though, an awful film.
    Moonraker is my fave! Cheesy, ridiculous over the top plot, all powerful nasty baddy and lots of space action! Nice girls too!! What more could you ask for?

    The worst are the Craig movies. Hate the Bourne style Bond.
  • Syntax ErrorSyntax Error Posts: 27,803
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    Another vote for Die Another Day.

    I know Bond is far fetched, but the gadgets have to have an element of believability about them.

    DAD's gadgets were OTT & utterly ridiculous & as others have said; the CGI was poor.
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